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Get it? Hey tune in on RAW to get this quirky golden egg chase! Who stole it?

WarGames Match: Raquel Gonzalez, Io Shirai, Cora Jade and Kay Lee Ray vs. Dakota Kai and Toxic Attraction (Mandy Rose, Gigi Dolin and Jacy Jayne) Hair vs. Hair Match: Cameron Grimes vs. Duke Hudson NXT Tag Team Championship Match: Imperium (Fabian Aichner and Marcel Barthel) (c) vs. Kyle O’Reilly and Von Wagner NXT Cruiserweight Championship Match: Roderick Strong (c) vs. Joe Gacy WarGames Match: Team Black & Gold (Tommaso Ciampa, Johnny Gargaano, Pete Dunne and LA Knight) vs. Team 2.0 (Bron Breakker, Carmelo Hayes, Grayson Waller and Tony D’Angelo)

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No hype. Will Charlotte and Becky shoot on each other ? Will this celebrate Montreal 24 years later ? In the end, this is about surviving, like when you get signed to a WWE contract.

And KO is a big snek

She was just the best. Hate not being able to use so many characters but anyway

She was just great, man

To be fair, Raw had some good matches, but it all seems so pointless since everyone always lands back in the same positions. I laughed at Chad Gable trying to recruit Big E by saying "look how much I did for Otis".....yeah Chad, he went from being in one lower mid card tag team to another. I guess not being stuck as a comedy guy is an improvement?

With TakeOver rumored to be a casualty of NXT 2.0, events like this are what pass for their "PPVs" now... NXT Championship Match Tommaso Ciampa (c) vs. Bron Breakker NXT Women's Championship Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal Match Raquel Gonzalez (c) vs. Mandy Rose NXT Women's Tag Team Championship Triple Threat Scareway to Hell Ladder Match Io Shirai & Zoey Stark (c) vs. Indi Hartwell & Persia Pirotta vs. Toxic Attraction's Gigi Dolin & Jacy Jayne NXT Tag Team Championship Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal Match MSK vs. Imperium (PREVIEW) Plus Debut of Solo Sikoa And A Mysterious Superstar Unveiled

From the Observer daily update (emphasis added): This company is falling apart and it's awesome.

Some pretty nifty matches shame it's held in a country that has been aligned with the US for such a long time!

Just some random trivia here. Also, acknowledge the Big Dog.

Matt's wife posted and then deleted a tweet accusing him of abandoning his family. Recall he once "joked" that he smokes weed to prevent him from beating his children. Let's hope this clown never ends up in AEW. He and WWE deserve each other. Also, Raw is tonight. They're running some tournaments or something. Watch, if you must.

Seriously, I hope it's Crono.

Opening with Lashley vs Big E is GOOD.

The Demon returns! Universal Championship: Roman Reigns Ⓒ vs. The Demon SmackDown women’s Championship: Becky Lynch Ⓒ vs. Bianca Belair Raw Women’s Championship: Charlotte Flair Ⓒ vs. Alexa Bliss United States Championship: Damian Priest Ⓒ vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Sheamus SmackDown Tag Team Championship: The Usos Ⓒ vs. The Street Profits Just Added: The New Day vs. Bobby Lashley, AJ Styles, and Omos Pre-Show: Liv Morgan vs. Carmella

Gimme those 2013/2014 trios matches again, boys. Make me feel ALIVE.

Quite a peculiar week for the Fed. NFL is doing just absolutely absurd numbers, so they are putting a great card on RAW tonight (at least, on paper). NXT 2.0 is gonna premiere tomorrow. What will they do??

WWE counterprogramming All Out, something designed to pop people, with Nia vs Charlotte in a shoot fight

Great moments let me tell ya

Bobby Lashley needs to teach a class on how to dress like a boss.

Let's go, Roman

Just wanna see Ilja Dragunov and WALTER beat the shit out of each other

heyyyyyyyy

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