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Man that dude is being positioned as a top heel. Give Corbin all of Kross' smoke and mirrors and you'll have a better heel act.

Have everyone come out on a tractor tonight, fuck it.

This SummerSlam card might legitimately be the worst card on paper I've ever seen in WWE. I will say though, two things: 1. when the card looks weak on paper, the show usually over performs & 2. there might be a couple of cool surprises tonight. Hoping for Bayley to return & we find out whomever that secret person is. Which all indications are it's just Edge again but at least we'll get confirmation. The card: Logan Paul vs. The Miz Liv Morgan (c) vs. Ronda Rousey Bobby Lashley (c) vs. Theory Pat McAfee vs. Happy Corbin The Mysterios (Dominik Mysterio and Rey Mysterio) vs. The Judgment Day (Damian Priest and Finn Bálor) (with Rhea Riple…

Triple H gonna paint the main roster black and gold. Skulls and crosses!

Nature Boy AJ Styles is a close second

Brock lifting Otis like a sack of potatoes is one of the scariest things he's ever done.

Liv is the champ. So damn happy for her.

Men's Money in the Bank Ladder Match: Seth Rollins vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Sheamus vs. Omos vs. Sami Zayn vs. Riddle vs. Madcap Moss Women's Money in the Bank Ladder Match: Lacey Evans vs. Alexa Bliss vs. Liv Morgan vs. Raquel Rodriguez vs. Asuka vs. Shotzi vs. Becky Lynch Raw Women's Championship: Bianca Belair © vs. Carmella SmackDown Women's Championship: Ronda Rousey © vs. Natalya United States Championship: Theory © vs. Bobby Lashley Undisputed WWE Tag Team Championship: The Usos © vs. The Street Profits

Unserious organization

So I have some free time tonight, kids are gone, shall I watch Raw or save my soul by doing something else?

The Venn Diagram of "people who can actually be good" and "people who have said stupid shit very recently" must be insane Thunder Keck is just an all time great name.

I'll be worried if he does show up tonight. Should have gone straight to the hospital.

Word is Cody has a torn pec muscle. And there goes the best built match of the event. At least we have the women's triple threat.

For real. No idea what the fuck the TV is going to be this week tho

I dunno. What's Mercedes Varnado doing in the Impact Zone?

Mavs had the most dominating performance since Lesnar against Cena at Summerslam.

Cody vs Theory for the US title was announced, which is interesting since it's the Guy Who Jumped From AEW vs Vince's Handpicked Protégé. Also Fighful is reporting a certain someone Spoiler Alexa Bliss is set to make a return tonight

So there's a PPV premium live event tonight. I took a glance at the card, and none of the announced matches appeal to me in the slightest. In addition to three (!) Mania rematches, we've got Happy Corbin vs. Madcap Moss, Bobby Lashley vs. Omos, and Drew/RK-Bro vs. Roman/Usos. I'll check out any matches that get significant buzz after the fact, but I won't be watching live. For those of you who are, here you go. By the way, it should be noted that Brock was all over the initial advertising for this show despite never being planned to appear. It shows how far WWE is out of the mainstream consciousness when they can engage in blatant false advertising with no repercussi…

NXT 2.0 just lost its MVP

Got an elephant sitting on my head thanks to the rona, but I noticed we didn't have a thread so have at it.

Hey, word is that creative has fucking nothing for Alexa Bliss. She might as well just leave at this point, which fucking sucks so much.

Can't wait for Seth to go up against Hornswoggle.

Seriously 2000 bucks for something that's like 50m²? Fuck that.

Unironically excited for his debut. What will Cody say? What will the GOAT Bianca Belair say? Will that Chad Gable/Gable Stevenson program rock? Will we get a call-up? Gimme BRON BREAKKER.