Taped at The Junction in San Antonio, TX on 8/8
Southwest Championship Wrestling airing on Saturday 8/13 in local markets
-Show intro-
Steve Stack: Welcome to another edition of Southwest Championship Wrestling! This week we have another action packed hour for you but first I have to get to some big news in the area. This past Sunday night at the HemisFair Arena, Killer Khan was victorious over Mr. Piledriver, Bob Sweetan and sent him to the hospital. The initial reports are that Bob Sweetan suffered a crushed trachea from the cast covered thumb of Killer Khan and doctors are unsure if Sweetan will ever be able to wrestle again. We also saw a very controversial end to the AWA Southwest Tag Team Title match that we will talk about later in the show. There is one more big announcement, and it is that next week there will be a tournament to crown the first ever Southwest Television Champion! We'll talk about the 8 men in that tournament later on in the hour but right now we've got to take our first commercial break. Don't go away, when we come back we're going to hear from The Texas Dynasty who have Killer Khan with them today in The Junction!
-First Commercial Break-
Steve Stack: Welcome back to -
Tully Blanchard: Save it Steve Stack! We don't need any introduction! If people don't know who the Texas Dynasty are by now then they must have been hiding under a rock! Before you start this interview I just want to remind everyone that I came out here a month ago and said that I was going to get rid of the old, tired & weak from Southwest Championship Wrestling! Well look around you now, Eric Embry, Rick McGraw, Lou Thesz, Scott Casey and now FINALLY Mr. T-Shirt is gone too! I did everything I said I was going to do and now all I hear is everyone crying about how their heroes are gone! Well what more of a role model do you need than what you see here? I am the Southwest Heavyweight Champion, David Von Erich and I are the Southwest Tag Team Champions and Killer Khan is the destroyer of anyone who is stupid enough to stand in our way!
Steve Stack: Now that you've had your moment of glory, I would like to ask you about what happened at the end of your match Sunday night at the HemisFair Arena. It looked like the Fabulous Ones were giving you two a lot of trouble and then suddenly a female fan came over the guardrail and sprayed something into the face of Steve Keirn. Do you have any connection to this woman?
David Von Erich: First of all, let me correct you about what happened Sunday night. There wasn't a female fan who jumped the rail what happened is that everyone's prayers were answered. Everyone here has been crying about how dark things have gotten in San Antonio, how everyone is sad and depressed after seeing their heroes have their careers destroyed at the hands of Killer Khan. So what happened is the clouds opened up and down from Heaven came a beautiful ray of Sunshine! And since everyone here at The Junction is sitting around with their long faces today, I'm going to have her come out here now!
-Sunshine walks out and puts her arm around David's waist-
Steve Stack: Now wait a minute, I'm familiar with Sunshine from Dallas and you two seem a little too friendly for the interactions I've seen between you in the past.
Sunshine: Are you jealous Steve Stack? What business is of yours how David and I came to be together? But if you MUST know, Jimmy Garvin decided to take off to Minnesota and I'm just not suited for the cold weather. I spent so long having to protect Jimmy from getting beat up by David Von Erich, that when Jimmy left I knew I wanted to upgrade to a real man. Someone who isn't going to have to hide behind me or have me fight his battles for him.
Steve Stack: That doesn't seem to match up with what we saw you do last Sunday night at The HemisFair Arena.
David Von Erich: Hey, she's already talked to you more than you deserve Steve Stack! You can try and put your eye balls back inside your head and conduct this interview like a professional. Now, how about you do your job and ask us about when The Fabulous Ones are going to get their next shot at our Southwest Tag Team Titles.
Steve Stack: Ok David, when will The -
David Von Erich: Never Steve Stack! We've already beat them twice in the middle of the ring, I pinned Steve Keirn and then Tully pinned him, there is nothing left to prove! We want some REAL competition this Sunday night!
Tully Blanchard: We're done wrestling The Fabulous Ones, they had their chance and they blew it! Those two pretty boys tried to come and take over Texas but they found out just who is running things around here! We are the most powerful combination that this state has ever seen and we are going to be here for DECADES to come. And that Steve Stack, is what a Dynasty is all about! Give us some competition for Sunday night! Bring them in from anywhere in the world! Give us The Wild Bills, give us The Road Warriors, give us anybody, anybody BUT The Fabulous Ones!
-The Texas Dynasty, Killer Khan and Sunshine leave the interview area
Steve Stack: Fans I think Tully told the truth about one thing, we are going to be seeing the Texas Dynasty for a long time. But right now let's go down to the ring where we'll get out first look here on TV at the young up and coming Eddie Gilbert!
Steve Stack: An impressive TV debut here for Eddie Gilbert who also had an impressive win last Sunday night against The Turk, Ali Bey! Stay with us because when we come back we are going to talk to The Blonde Bombers, Eddy Mansfield & Buddy Roberts about their match last Sunday night at The HemisFair Arena.
-Second Commercial Break-
Steve Stack: We're back here on Southwest Championship Wrestling and I have with me now the newly formed team of The Blonde Bombers, Eddy Mansfield & Buddy Roberts! Last Sunday night we saw you two defeat Roy Lee Welch in what was essentially a handicap match after he was abandoned by Terry Adonis. He has challenged you to another tag match this Sunday night with assurances that this time his cousin WILL be at the HemisFair Arena.
Eddy Mansfield: Is it our fault that no one wants to team with that punk Roy Lee Welch? It's not my fault that Terry Adonis walked out on him when he saw us beating his brains out!
Buddy Roberts: Steve Stack I know his family, I know all about the Welchs and The Fullers! And I can tell you right now that none of them are going to come down here to Texas to help him! The reason he had to leave Alabama is because they got sick of having the runt of the litter around and kicked him out!
Eddy Mansfield: We'll make you an offer right now Roy Lee Welch, when your cousin leaves you high and dry again this Sunday night, we'll let you forfeit the match and save you another beating. As long as you leave Texas and never come back! Go back to Alabama and ask you family why they abandoned you in Texas to have your career ended at the hands of The Blonde Bombers! Because if you show up Sunday night and get into the ring against us 2 on 1 again that's exactly what is going to happen!
Steve Stack: Those are some very strong words from The Blonde Bombers! Let's go now to the ring to see them in action against the team of The Masked Wildfire & Juan Reynosa.
Steve Stack: Another impressive victory by The Blonde Bombers here on Southwest Championship Wrestling! Before we go to a break, Roy Lee Welch asked if he could have a quick word.
Roy Lee Welch: I heard The Bombers out here saying some stuff about me and my family and I want the people to know that my cousin Robert Fuller was supposed to be at the HemisFair Arena last Sunday night to be my partner but his flight was cancelled at the last minute. He didn't abandon me and I wasn't run off to Alabama by anyone. I came here to help my family name get known all over the wrestling world not just Alabama & Tennessee. And when Robert comes to town Sunday night, I can guarantee that you two are never going to forget the names Welch & Fuller!
Steve Stack: Well there you have it! It sounds like we're going to get our first look at Robert Fuller this Sunday night at the HemisFair Arena! You won't want to miss it! And you won't want to miss any of the action we still have left on today's program so don't go away because we'll be right back with more Southwest Championship Wrestling!
-Third Commercial Break-
Steve Stack: Welcome back to Southwest Championship Wrestling! I wanted to take some time to talk about the Southwest Television Title tournament that will start right here next week with two big matches with El Gran Apollo facing off against Mike Masters and David Von Erich wrestling Jose Lothario in the first round of the tournament. I wanted to also talk about the other 4 competitors that we'll be seeing in the tournament but I'll have to try and do that later on because right now Steve Pardee has requested that he have some time to make a challenge.
Steve Pardee: Last Sunday night at The HemisFair Arena, I had a match with Stan 'The Man' Stasiak and he is one of the toughest men I have ever been in the ring with. But Steve Stack you know what happened in that match, Lord Alfred Hayes tripped me early on and then when I had Stan Stasiak ready for The Bulldog he jumped up on the ring apron. I admit it was a mistake for me to get distracted and go after him, but he had no business interfering in the match and jumping up there on the apron. All I want is a rematch this Sunday night against Stan 'The Man' Stasiak and this time with no Lord Alfred at ringside so we can settle one on one who is the better wrestler. Thank you for the time Steve Stack that's all I wanted to say.
-Steve Pardee leaves the interview area
Steve Stack: Well it seems like I might have a chance to talk about the rest of the -
-Lord Alfred Hayes comes shouting into the interview area
Lord Alfred: Wait just a minute Steven! What is this about? How dare you allow that young man to come out here and besmirch me that way, who is he to make any demands of me!? I'll have you know that I have a valid manager's license to stand ringside for every one Stan Stasiak's matches and that is exactly what I intend to do! I will not take orders from this nobody! And why should he be allowed to challenge Stan Stasiak to a rematch? What makes him qualified to ever step into the ring with a former WWF World Heavyweight Champion in the first place, much less a SECOND time? It's a farcical, preposterous, ridiculous, notion that a man with the credentials of Steve Pardee should be allowed to challenge my man Stan Stasiak! How many times has Steve Pardee been in the main event of Madison Square Garden? How many times has he been in the ring with Bruno Sammartino? This man is worth nothing, he has absolutely no value in the wrestling business and yet he presumes to come out here and make a challenge to my man AND with the demand that I not be allowed at ringside? No, this will not be allowed to stand. I will not be made a fool of in this way. There is a saying about wishing for things Steven Stack, are you familiar with it?
Steve Stack: Are you saying that Steve Pardee should be careful what he wishes for?
Lord Alfred: Why Steven you just might not be as ignorant as I thought. That IS what I am saying. Steve Pardee you want to step into the ring a second time with Stan 'The Man' Stasiak? You realize that I only told him to teach you a wrestling lesson last Sunday night, I did not instruct him to hurt you or injure you or end your career. But that is exactly what this man is capable of. And that is what he is going to do this Sunday night. You will rue the day you ever came out here and thought to speak as an equal to your betters. You will be erased from the wrestling business, forgotten and too insignifcant to even be considered a footnote. This is what you wished for and it is what you shall receive at the HemisFair Arena. Cheers.
-Lord Alfred Hayes leaves the interview area in a huff
Steve Stack: Lord Alfred Hayes seemed on the verge of a meltdown! It looks like I won't have time to talk about the rest of the Television Title Tournament right now, we have to go to a commercial break but when we come back we will talk to Ken Lucas & Charlie Cook and also see the debut of a man coming here all the way from Iraq, Sheik Adnan Al-Kaissie.
-Fourth Commercial Break-
Steve Stack: With me now is a team that's been making their way up the ranks here in Southwest Championship Wrestling over the past month, Ken Lucas and Charlie Cook! You guys had a tough match with The Assassins this past Sunday night where you were unable to come away with the victory, are you looking for a rematch against The Assassins some time soon?
Charlie Cook: I think so Steve Stack. You know, I am sure that The Assassin #2 has something he is loading into that boot because no normal boot would put my lights out the way he did last Sunday night.
Steve Stack: Ken you've been here before and been a Southwest Tag Team Champion before, do you think you and Charlie Cook have the potential to reach the same heights that you and Ricky Morton did?
Ken Lucas: I'm positive that we could Steve. But I'm kind of in an awkward position today because I was asked earlier by Eddie Gilbert if I would team with him and take him under my wing. Eddie's father and I were a team for a long time in Tennessee and we won a lot of championships together and beat a lot great teams and I feel like it would only be right if I were to help his son achieve his first championship in professional wrestling.
Charlie Cook: Now hold on a minute. Are you out here dumping me as a partner for young some pup who looks like he's barely old enough to drive? You are going to drop me as a partner because I got pinned by The Assassins last Sunday night? I've been carrying you around on my back!
Ken Lucas: No, no Charlie it's not like that at all! I'm not dumping you as a partner, I'm asking you to step aside so I can help this young man get his start here in Texas.
Charlie Cook: Don't try and twist your words around, I know exactly what you're doing. You asked me to come here from Florida for the Southwest Tag Team Tournament, and you didn't even make sure we had a spot in it before we got all the way here! You think you're going to just humiliate me on TV like this? Well I've got some news for you
-Charlie Cook slaps Ken Lucas HARD across the face
Charlie Cook: Nobody is going to disrespect me like that! How is that for stepping aside as your partner!?
-Charlie Cook storms off of the interview set
Steve Stack: Let's go down to the ring now, we're already set for action let's let Ken Lucas compose himself and -
Ken Lucas: No Steve Stack! I don't need to compose myself! I'm not going to let any man come out here and slap me across the face like that! If Charlie Cook had a problem with me he should have handled it like a man. And now that's what I'm going to do. Charlie Cook you want to slap me around? Well let's see if you can do it in the ring this time! I'm challenging you to a match this Sunday night at the HemisFair Arena!
Steve Stack: An impressive debut by the Sheik from Iraq, Adnan Al-Kaissie. We will hear from him next week about just what has brought him to Southwest Championship Wrestling but right now I have with me Stan Lane and Steve Keirn, The Fabulous Ones!
Stan Lane: We're gonna make this short and sweet. Tully Blanchard & David Von Erich were out here earlier running their mouth about how we aren't going to get another shot at the Southwest Tag Team Titles. Well if that's what they want, that's fine but we have another challenge to them that we'd like to make.
Steve Keirn: You two boys think you're real tough but you need Killer Khan and now even a woman to help you fight your battles. Well we have somebody on his way to Texas right now to take care of your "Monster" Killer Khan.
Stan Lane: You guys are so confident in yourselves and your Monster from Mongolia, you shouldn't have a problem with facing us in a Six Man Tag this Sunday night at The HemisFair Arena. If you're all as bad as you say you are, this will give you the chance to sick Killer Khan on us and send us out of here like you did everyone else.
Steve Keirn: Let me leave you with this because we're almost out of time. Tully Blanchard you were out here playing a song last week and I just want to remind you of some of the lyrics of that song. "And also for you who have always won, the moment of truth comes." Accept our challenge and your moment of truth will come this Sunday night!
-Fifth Commercial Break-
Steve Stack:Right now I have with me Mike Masters and Tiny Anderson and Mike I hope this time you will not say anything offensive out here like last time.
Mike Masters: I didn't say anything offensive unless you find the truth offensive! But I don't feel like getting banned from being allowed on TV like you did to me last week so I won't talk about anyone having bean breath. Instead I want to talk about my associate's very disappointing performance last Sunday night at the HemisFair Arena. Tiny, you embarassed me! You let yourself get knocked out by an old out of shape bea- uh guy. That's why from now on I am going to being watching you like a hawk! You're supposed to be getting in shape, look at you! You're fatter now than when I met you! Are you cheating on the diet plan I gave you?
Tiny Anderson: No, never!
Mike Masters: Well start doing jumping jacks right now! I want you warmed up because I'm about to send you to the ring in my place. I'm supposed to fight Mike Jackson today but since he's never won a match here he is competition right up your alley. This is your chance to prove you belong in this sport, go out there and show off everything I've been teaching you the last few weeks!
Tiny Anderson: But I -
Mike Masters: Don't talk just walk! Get down there to the ring!
-Mike Masters jumps in the ring and starts berating Tiny Anderson before the camera goes back to Steve Stack
Steve Stack: Well ladies and gentleman we're almost out of time here on this edition of Southwest Championship Wrestling. Make sure to get your tickets for this Sunday night and -
-Tully Blanchard comes into the interview area
Tully Blanchard: That's right, get your tickets for the last time you'll ever see The Fabulous Ones at The HemisFair Arena! You two idiots weren't content to just walk away, you want to get carried out? You are two dumb enough to ask to get in the ring with Killer Khan after what he's done here over the last month? Well you're going to get your wish! I don't know who was stupid enough to agree to come to Texas and help you, but I can promise it is the worst career decision they ever made! Bob Sweetan was trying to get Andre the Giant to come help him with his battles and even Andre was too scared to get in the ring with Killer Khan! So whatever moron you two are planning to bring with you Sunday night doesn't scare me! His blood will be on your hands! You've got your 6 man tag match and next week Steve Stack is going to start the show with another announcement of Killer Khan ending more careers!
-Tully walks off
Steve Stack: I have no idea who The Fabulous Ones have found to be their partner but I know you aren't going to want to miss the monumental 6 man tag this Sunday night at The HemisFair Arena! It's going to be another huge night of action besides the 6 man tag you'll see Ken Lucas vs. Charlie Cook, El Gran Apollo & Jose Lothario vs. The Assassins, Steve Pardee vs. Stan Stasiak, The Blonde Bombers vs. Roy Lee Welch and cousin Robert Fuller and much more! We'll see you Sunday night at The HemisFair Arena and right back here next week for more great Southwest Championship Wrestling action!