Timbo Slice

What

Always count on Shane to do something deeply, deeply dumb.

He's athletic, he talks shit, he has presence, he'll be fine.

Dolph's shades >>>>>>>>>>

Cesaro is a god. So happy for him. Now put him in a goddamn title match (which if Bryan wins tomorrow, which he most likely will).

Rollins out here with stolen valor, I take back everything I said.

Of course, I say this, and now it's ACTING time.

Cesaro has been great, Rollins has stepped up more than he normally does, best stuff so far tonight.

Rollins still calling for his sunset flip power bomb counter on a slippery ring after that was how he blew out his knee, lot of stupid already tonight.

Practicing for the 2024 Republican race, natch.

Half the fire sticks didn't work on Rollins' entrance, sometimes metaphors aren't hard.

Tamina and Nia in the same match on the biggest stage, what could possibly go wrong?

This match is gonna last longer than the damn title match, amazing agent work already.

My guess is that Vince wants to re-do Drew's win over Brock in front of a full crowd, so they're gonna save it for next year.

Now it REALLY doesn't make sense what they did to him the last month.

I did NOT expect that, holy shit.

Dunn can't stop hitting buttons.

Think he got over a bit too much as a face when he beat Miz, wanted a definitive heel for Drew to face, but yeah, they absolutely didn't do him a service.

Got #1 yesterday. Arm is killing me but other than that, feel fine, thankfully. This has been fine, but there really hasn't been a lot here to make this feel "WrestleMania Special."

All I can think of is Drew not getting this moment last year when it would have made him even more.

The AR skeleton isn't gonna stop the rain.

What...in the absolute fuck, was that?

To be fair, WWE isn’t the only brand playing the philanthropy card, but they’re definitely the most egregious about representing causes where their company values and many of their employees values are in direct contrast.

That’s my conclusion. If that was the case, the explosion would have been a single puff of smoke and shown Omega laughing his ass off or something.

I'll take that as a reason behind it, but (and this is gonna sound weird) the match they had last night had a lot of ways to make it come off as something more dangerous than it actually is! And they didn't choose that route for some reason!