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Did they just announce Dax vs Cash?

The former Vanessa Borne heeling on the Pittsburgh Steelers player got a chuckle out of me. Uggh. Hate the 'stillers

Give me Danielson vs Sabre Jr and I'll buy that PPV

Gulak would be wonderful in the Blackpool Combat Club, but instead we have him doing this. I think that's enough WWE for the week.

LOL. I almost posted the same thing earlier. I mean seriously, it's like an assembly line for giant Indian guys with neatly groomed beards and man buns!

Well, at least it looks like they took the "Allons Brandon" sign off of the MAGA dipshit directly on the hardcam side before the main event. Edit: Nevermind. Spoke too soon.

I even feel like if they change the name of an established guy as soon as they bring them in, people can at least go "Okay WWE is going to WWE." But this new shit of guys being there for 5 years and having appeared on TV and PPV's under the name everyone knows them by, and then all of a sudden Vince has a whim and they are Gunther and Butch. I don't even know what to say. It honestly amazes me that this is the same company that booked the Hogan/Andre story, or the MegaPowers exploding, or any of those old angles, because everything they do now just screams "we are throwing shit at the wall and making it up on the spot."

Either they have no intention of paying off the Julia Hart eye patch angle, or this is the slowest burning lower card angle I've ever seen.

That match was awful, but damn that suplex from the guard rail to the floor looked like it really fucking hurt.

So we've changed Walter's name, appearance, music, and beaten him cleanly on TV. Thank God! He was something special and different there for a minute. Glad we got that squashed.

Well, I was off on them turning Veer into a comedy character after months of vignettes that indicated otherwise.... but Wow... Ezekial is something else, even for this company.

I am going to die laughing when they Funkasaurus Veer.

So after several years of sacrificing everyone on the roster to build to "The Biggest Wrestlemania Match of All Time" (a title which Hogan/Andre, Hogan/Warrior, and Rock/Austin scoff at) we now have heel Roman Reigns as the top guy holding both world titles.... and the only guy coming out of the show with any babyface momentum that seems to be on the level to realistically challenge him... is 57 year old, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin who despite being retired for 19 years was hands down the biggest star of the weekend, both in the eyes of the fans, and was treated as such by the company. It never ceases to amaze that the company who spent the better part of it's existence with the hero babyface on top is now totally and utterly incapable of creating a single babyface that the fans are willing to get behind long term.

He'll be trading wins with Ziggler on Smackdown by June.

Does anyone know if I were to sign up for the Honor Club thing today, if I would be able to watch a replay of last night's show?

If WWE releases Gulak at any point, I would love to see Thatcher, Busick, and Gulak associated with the BCC

The Big Top Boys are bound to get over.

Well Mox certainly gave him WAY too much. My personal feelings about him being a sex pest aside, he is ice cold and had no business hanging with Mox that long. Dear God, I hope they don't add him to the Regal group.

Julia Hart sat on the stairs the whole match, then the whole time Mox talked, then nothing? Jesus, just pay the angle off already, and get her away from those two losers.

When I was ring announcing locally, I worked several shows with Shane Douglas, and we discussed the Al Snow feud once. He said that his elbow and facial injuries were bad enough that he begged Heyman to put the belt on Snow at Wrestlepalooza, but Paul wouldn't do it because Snow was still contracted to Vince and Paul didn't want the headache of potentially having the ECW Champion being pulled from shows on Vince's whims.

That's going to be an interesting twist.....

https://twitter.com/chicagomadepunk/status/1504286454264082432?t=dhs8jLgq1_roB5Vf5JNc7A&s=09 Apparently EC3 is controlling his narrative by sticking needles in his ass. Holy Shit. (Sorry, I don't know how to embed tweets)

In all of this stupidity and weirdness, that is the stupidest and weirdest thing I've ever heard. I'd start a Crash Test Dummies cover band before an Uncle Kracker cover band.

#9: No Lucha, because our wrestlers don't wear masks. #10: Let's Go Brandon and This Is Awesome have the same amount of syllables. You know what to do.