
Everything posted by Herodes
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Paul Heyman and Eric Bischoff named to Executive Positions in WWE
MBS has drawn more money as a booker than either Bischoff or Heyman combined.
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WWE Stomping Grounds - NO BUYS~
Seth and Becky may be the worst duo in wrestling ever. Utter shit the both of them.
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WWE TV June 17th - 23rd 2019
We have reached world class late 1987 levels when most von Erichs were dead or newly amputees and cards were filled with The Thing and Frankie Lancaster and Vince Apollo and Skip Young and Ted Arcidi. Vince needs to fake a heart attack and find his Eric Embry to turn this around
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WWE Stomping Grounds - NO BUYS~
I’m sure there will be lots of indy template matches with lots of pretty moves and kickouts but it’s all meaningless shit and a complete irrelevance when you have 4 hours of fantastics and sheepherders and horsemen and buzz sawyer vs Koko b Ware right there at the CROCKETT CUP 1986.
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WWE Stomping Grounds - NO BUYS~
No one needs to watch this pile of shit and shame on you if you do when you could be watching Crockett Cup 86 or Mid South New Years Eve 85 or just binge some of the latest Mid Atlantic drop. The Becky/Seth/Kofi era is the lowest the WWE has ever sunk, there’s no excuse to watch these geeks.
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Comments that don't warrant a thread - Part 4
Carney scam to sell t-shirts to marks
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All Elite Wrestling
This thread is starting to sound like the Cody Propaganda Unit. Once Trump donor shad khan cuts off his sons allowance they’re fucked faster than you can say Olu Oliami
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WWE Super Showdown 2019: Come for the Wrestling, but no stay for the executions
KUSH-NER KUSH-NER
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WWE Super Showdown 2019: Come for the Wrestling, but no stay for the executions
HOT TAKE but not really since Tiger was a Canadian of Indian origin winning a tournament in a Middle Eastern Gulf country as opposed to a Saudi winning in Saudi
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WWE TV 6/3 - 6/9 NOBODY CARES, AEW IS COMING.
Can’t wait for all the hot takes in this thread
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Jon Moxley on Talk is Jericho
Brickhouse is six feet under and Jamie Dundee is (most probably) locked up but we have “mox” spilling the tea about the time Roman had to say suffering succotash...the fuck is this rovert-level tittle tattle. Did someone ask him about his upcoming match against someone who just had a garbage match with a 15 year old girl and his thoughts on creepy inter gender wrestling with minors?
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Jon Moxley on Talk is Jericho
I speak on behalf of many when I say we are sick of hearing about “mox” (ugh) he’s really not that interesting dishing his boring gossip. He’s no brickhouse Brown.
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AEW Double or Nothing
Yes, Cody and Kenny and Chris and Dean and Matt and whoever the other one is and so on doesn’t scream diversity to me. It needs black wrestlers in prominent positions and black fans who are represented. Black executive and a trans woman has nothing to do with black wrestler representation especially at the top of the card, don’t be obtuse.
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AEW Double or Nothing
Well AOC (who I love for the record) just tweeted a video of Cody talking about interracial marriage so he best step up and represent.
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AEW Double or Nothing
Geeks or not, representation matters whether it’s those in the ring or those in the crowd.
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AEW Double or Nothing
Sounds like the best worker on the show by far was a guy who started wrestling in the 80s. Not a surprise. For a supposed alternative there seem to be very few black wrestlers especially anywhere near the top of the card.
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All Elite Wrestling
Sek69, I think you’re confusing me for someone who cares at all about any wwe since around 1997 which is when I stopped watching the promotion regularly. If it no longer existed I would be fine with that as long as all the archives were still available. I could happily (and pretty much do) just watch stuff that took place pre 1996. I’m just trying to let the young brothers and sisters know that there’s a lifetimes worth of genuinely good wrestling before wrestling was shit easily available instead of spending 50 on cody, kenny and Chinese acrobats.
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All Elite Wrestling
It’s an overused meme but older fans trying to be down with the CrossFit Geeks does always remind me of it: If you’re looking for an alternative to current shitty WWE it’s all there for the great price of just $9.99 a month with all the prime time, nwa/wcw Saturday night, mid south, awa, mid Atlantic, hidden gems etc that you could never get through in a lifetime unless your priorities are all wrong. Better than wasting $50 on this PWG show with a money mark and charismaless cody. Nothing on this show is going to come close to the greatness of Tito Santana vs Ron Bass from 1987 prime time, go watch it and you can thank me later.
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All Elite Wrestling
Thinking that CrossFit dweeb is even in the same stratosphere as the magnificence of Ricky Steamboat is everything that is wrong about Meltzerian smark nonsense. He’s Seth Rollins with a perm and he’s shit.
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All Elite Wrestling
I despise everything about AEW already and genuinely hope it fails.
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Money In The Bank 2019
The thrones finale means no one is watching this pile of shit but Seth v AJ, Kofi vs Owens and 2 Becky matches sound like wrestling hell.
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All Elite Wrestling
That sounds like AEWs audience. Minus the historians.
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All Elite Wrestling
Lol fuck you AEW, Vince is giving Megaman to the people. Little Cody is out of his depth.
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WWE TV 05/06 - 05/13: Let's just cut 30% of all federal universities' budget
The best member of the WWE creative team right now is the crown prince of darkness MBS who seems to get that what draws people to wrestling is characters and the circus. The problem is there isn’t many around any longer and those that are have no necks and knees but as long as they can make their way through the ropes, the athletics don’t matter. Hence hogan, Brock, Goldberg, undertaker and if you tell him that Yoko is dead then fuck it find him a substitute yoko and throw him out there too.
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WWE TV 05/06 - 05/13: Let's just cut 30% of all federal universities' budget
Omega is exactly the type of lean keto-dieting CrossFit geek that goes against everything wwe needs to make a material difference. They have too many normals doing big moves and “dramatic” two counts already, it’s the most boring and unengaging shit ever. Less Seths and Kennys and Johnnys and AJs, more Machos and Hogans and Warriors and Jakes and Pipers and Andres and Earthquakes. Look to the past and look at what made WWF so over the top and colorful and other worldly rather than bland athletic nerds.