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Clearly the solution here is have Suzuki enter the battle royale and murder everyone, then have a literal death match with Mox.

That had to be deliberate, considering

Juila Hart saying this is what you wanted seems like a direct troll at the good bubba @KawadaSmile

I wonder Excalibur mentioning a mask pull would be a DQ in Mexico is a backdoor tease for a Triplemania match.

Unsuprisingly, Bucks vs Lucha Bros has been balls out crazy

lol at Ricochet's tweets about wanting a chance leading to him getting his soul chopped from his body by GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHER

Leave it to WWE to choose the least interesting option in a six pack challenge

Nattie out here looking like her uncle wrapped in caution tape

It's time, it's time, its SHANKY TIME

Shocked they haven't put the clamps on him after the Big E incident, pretty sure he dropped someone on their head in NXT too. Also I guess Max Du PREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE's gimmick is a guy who doesn't respect anyone's personal spance?

My favorite bit of trivia is that Eiffel built the framework for the Statue of Liberty, so one of the greatest symbols of MURICA is basically another Eiffel Tower holding a torch

I think I would risk having a reaction to the fire extinguisher chemicals over, y'know, having my leg burn off.

The argument that Tony is letting the veterans do whatever stupid shit they want seems to fly in the face of the fact he took full control of the booking *because* the EVPs were doing whatever the fuck they they want to the point of the famous not-yet-over Dark Order beatdown show closing angle. I think it's far more likely that between AEW, the Jaguars trying to pull themselves out of the sewer, Fullham returning to the Premier League, and whatever the hell he's trying to do with ROH, he's reached the point where even Adderall isn't enough anymore.

Matt Hardy on his podcast said Jeff got KO'd early in the match with the Bucks and doesn't remember any of it, so that explains why he was so slow.

In today's "lolwut?" news, Samoa Joe got the role as Sweet Tooth in a Twisted Metal series airing on Peacock.

Now in a hilarious turn, she's trying to be all HAPPY PRIDE YALL the day after

and you CAN'T TEACH THAT Sorry, I'll see myself out now

Saw someone call her MAGA Thee Stallion and lol'd mightily

Caffeine is analogous to speed the same way a house cat is analogous to a lion. Same family, sure, worlds of difference.

Yeah that's a pretty big jump to make, caffeine =/= speed

Considering (as we saw at the post show press scrum) TK is a walking encyclopedia of wrestling history, I'd expect him to play it more like Heyman did than WCW.

I mean it sounded like he was venting some real frustrations, and even got the crowd cheering for him which has never happened outside of Long Island. I think a lot (all maybe?) of us have Russo PTSD and immediately have a kneejerk reaction to anything that teeters toward the shooty shoot side. This seemed more like Brian Pillman than Russo to me. I didn't think there was anything wrong with what he said, and for everyone to be all aghast about what he said after we spent all weekend wondering if he'd even be at the PPV seems disingenuous. Clearly him and Tony ironed some things out, and I'm willing to "let this play out" since unlike WWE they don't have a track record of fucking everything up in the end.

Jesus Christ that stairs bump

Interesting how everyone is making Austin/McMahon comparisons when that MJF promo gave me strong "Ric Flair going off on Eric Bischoff" vibes.

SCISSOR ME DADDY ASS!