Everything posted by sek69
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Gay jokes
If you think he used the pinwheel as a prop so people knew what he was talking about, you might have missed the point a little.
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The 2011 WWE HOF Thread
They don't want to induct Arn without having Flair there to do the honors. Abby's an odd choice considering he's never been in the WWF and that his style is the opposite of today's PG product.
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Comments that don't warrant a thread 2010-2011
Watching NWA TV on WWE 24/7 and those Four Horsemen fans in the front row who showed up in suits and sunglasses are always great.
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Austin Aries retiring?
dude's too good Sucks for him, but why do indy guys keep getting surprised that they're too small for WWE? It's not like it's some big secret that Vince marks for big jacked up guys. Honestly... he's 5 foot 9, 200 pounds, and 32 years old. What did he expect? The only way you're getting in with that size is if you have charisma like Punk or a rep for being a world class worker like Danielson. Aries has neither of those traits.
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The 2011 WWE HOF Thread
I decided to start a thread to discuss this year's nominees (other than HBK since I'm pretty sure everything's been said about that topic already). First up: "HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN At first blush, this seems like a Nikolai Volkoff level induction, kind of a lifetime acheivement award for a loyal midcard guy. And really, it is, but there's more than just his WWF career to consider. Ted DiBiase is doing the honors for Duggan so you'd guess their time in Mid South would be discussed since there won't be any footage to show. Plus Jim's always had that special kind of attraction since I've always considered him the human equivalent to a big lovable mutt. You look at him and he's kind of funny looking and maybe a little dumb, but there's just something about him that makes you laugh a little every time you see him. He's always seemed to be a "what you see is what you get" kind of guy, which is a rarity in wrestling, and he could end up being the surprise tearjerker speech of the night between his stories of beating cancer and also when he talks about his father who I remember even got a mention in WWF Magazine back in the day when Duggan told a story about his dad being his hero. Hopefully WWE fans get to hear there was more to Hacksaw than a goofy guy with a 2x4. Or at least give him credit for inventing the now-famous WWE Hardcore Brawling With Weapons style with that backstage brawl with Harley Race at the Slammys.
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Gay jokes
Maybe, just maybe, they should have thought things out a little better before having Rock just obliterate their current top star. I think we had the discussion a while ago that completely burying someone is counterproductive for business, since if you bury someone then beat them all you did was beat a jabroni. My wife was a big fan during the attitude era and she was nodding in agreement when Rock was talking about how WWE went from Austin and Rock to "you can't see me". She even mentioned that's why she doesn't watch wrestling anymore. Even before his rap response they made Cena look like he was honored and grateful to have the Rock slaughter him and it really made him look like more of a chump than the Rock's promo did. Compare it to Miz, who not only pointed out how lame Rock's putdown of him was he turned it around to put himself over even more as a heel. It just was so odd that apparently Miz gets more protected by the writers than John Cena (at least on this occasion). Also: Not to get too POLITIXXXX here, but I'd wager of all the things going on in WWE they probably are upset about the homophobic stuff the least.
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Elimination Chamber
Lawler busting out the old school cape tonight, awesome.
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Elimination Chamber
I loved how they sold hard the INDESTRUCTIBLE GLASS~! surrounding the chambers then Wade gets thrown through two of them. Also of all the people in that match to do the lawn dart spot, it was odd to see Drew be the one doing it.
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The storied pro wrestling career of Madonna
The Jacksons-Von Erichs comparison scarily accurate.
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Wrestlemania XXVII
Wasn't WCW starting to look the same toward the end with similarly built dudes? They didn't all have the same haircut (that's definitely a WWE/Vince thing) but it seemed like the Power Plant was turning out guys who were pretty close build wise.
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Wrestlemania XXVII
That would take getting some fat guys with actual characters and not cookie cutter well built guys with short tights and crew cuts. It won't happen in the current environment. Back to Vickie, this is actually the one way I think she'd work as Bobby Heenan. Give her all the cookie cutter well built guys with short tights and crew cuts. Give her four or five of these guys and have it look like she's trying to turn the WWE into this drab kingdom of these guys for her own personal reasons. The only problem I see with that is WWE actually is trying to turn itself into a drab kingdom of those guys. Speaking of, is that a Johnny Ace thing where the entire roster has to look like an Ambercrombie and Fitch catalog? Vince has always liked big jacked up guys, everyone knows that, but he used to have room on the roster for fat guy monsters like the ones mentioned before. I don't even recall a fat guy on the roster since Umaga, and you have to think even that was only because of his family ties. I guess you might be able to count Husky Harris but he wasn't a monster and he just got skull-punted out of storylines.
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Comments that don't warrant a thread 2010-2011
Something happened with the Harts, Harry and TJ have disappeared off the planet and Nattie is getting brutally buried on commentary whenever she appears. It was one thing for Cole to be doing it, for Josh to be all "ha ha, I agree with you" in response is just killer. According to Dave on the last WON radio, something happened but he can't get anyone to discuss exactly what it was. Maybe one of Vince's WM plans that fell through involved Bret, and this is Vince's way of getting back at him for saying no? It seems like the kind of reaction Vince would have.
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Wrestlemania XXVII
I'm probably reading more into it than intentioned, but the new remix of his theme and titan tron sure reminded me of "Hollywood Rock".
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Chris Jericho's new book
I remember watching it when it happened, it certainly did bite him for real and wasn't censored. I don't know how true it is, but I think Jake said later the cobra (devenomized) they used for the angle got freaked out being in front of such a big crowd and wouldn't let go of Savage's arm.
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Wrestlemania XXVII
Oh wow, Rock-Cena for WM? I think this show just got saved.
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Wrestlemania XXVII
Holy shit @ at the pop Rock got tonight, that was right up there with Jericho's debut and Austin coming out to help Foley win the title.
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Wrestlemania XXVII
Alberto was pushed because they need a new star for the Hispanic audience since they don't think Rey (or his knees) are too long for the WWE Universe.
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Comments that don't warrant a thread 2010-2011
Well as weird as that sounds, she did manage to come up with an entertaining gimmick to "get herself over" so I guess there is some lesson to be learned. Not sure how that helps anyone in wrestling when WWE wants everyone so cookie cutter.
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Wrestlemania XXVII
People have turned on MITB already? Seriously? It's usually one of the best matches on the card, the only downside has been how they've kind of booked themselves into a corner with the winner getting the title every time, so it's going to end up like the Rumble where only certain guys logically can win it.
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Chris Jericho's new book
I guess since the book stops before his last return, there's no mention of HHH trying to undermine him again by openly mocking the "Save Us" promos to pretty much everyone in earshot backstage? It almost worked until Chris decided to become a modern day Bockwinkel. I'm not usually a guy who buys into the whole internet train of thought that HHH is the most evil person ever, but man he sure did seem to take a special delight in fucking with Jericho at every opportunity.
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WWE quirks, linguistic and otherwise
Regarding family names in WWE, from the WON: So they acknowledge who her parents are, yet give her one of those stupidly obvious "take two celebrity names and put them together" developmental names.
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Comments that don't warrant a thread 2010-2011
I would assume TNA would be #2 because they have TV on at a time people not insomniacs can watch and also are on PPV regularly.
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Dave Meltzer stuff
The whole "Did You Know" deal seems to bother Dave so much you almost wonder if they keep doing it just to troll him. I think he's the only person who pays any attention to them.
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Comments that don't warrant a thread 2010-2011
Wasn't the story that him and Farrah went to high school together or something? There seems to be photos of them being at events together, but nothing to suggest they were doing lines off each others asses or anything like that.
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WCW ongoing thread
It was touched on before, but man when Nitro went to 3 hours you can see they were struggling to fill all that time. It was cool when you'd get some random undercard matchup or an old school squash, but not so much after the 23rd nWo B team promo of the night.