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The worst part is he's not even creatively obnoxious. He could have referred to Johnson as "Nash Bridges", but instead went for the oh-so-inventive "Miami Vice Guy".

Except now she's presumably a bald chick working for a company that wants all their females to be long haired Barbie Clones (unless ethnicity prevents it).

So according to Herb the latest person to get their head shaved by CM Punk is Serena Deeb, who just signed a developmental deal back in July. Considering the look WWE wants their women to have, this is a pretty ballsy move on her part. Odds are they'll get tired waiting for her hair to grow back and endeavor her in a few months for looking too butch for them.

Todd Martin pretends to not know who Don Johnson and Jon Heder are for his entire Raw recap.

Also does anyone else get the impression some times that Dana is not fully aware of what the Brothers are and allegedly have been capable of? He reminds me a lot of how the Pittsburgh Pirates are run, they let the current GM be the face of ownership and publicly call the shots but the Nuttings are the real decision makers. Dana's frequent PR gaffes and inability to make any kind of public statement without including several thousand f-bombs make him come off as a money mark the Brothers let do all the press while they think of new and innovative ways to cook the books.

Snowden isn't normally the dance-around kind of guy, perhaps some things were edited out of the final copy? I can't possibly imagine he would let slide the opportunity to rattle some cages.

Except for the fact that the last 20 or so years houseshows have been rendered meaningless unless someone gets injured at one. Now PPVs on the other hand should still be built up, instead of being thrown together only a few weeks prior.

Maybe they'll claim there was a bomb threat at the election headquarters and Linda will drop out in the name of public safety.

To be fair, messing with Jericho has been a hobby of HHH for a while now.

So that means nobody has high levels of power, because Vince can veto things? Ummm, no. I'm saying that you can promote people and give them all the fancy titles you want, at the end of the day only one person has final say so. WWE tends to make it sound like other people in high ranking positions are in a position to make decisions when everything has to be approved from the top down in near-micromanaging detail.

None of them, not even Stephanie, have veto power if Vince says no.

I see her getting some role in the company, if nothing else just for symbolic purposes so they can still brag about having women in high levels of power despite none of them having final say-so about anything.

I guess the obvious one would be how does he (and the family) feel about Bret returning to WWE? I would assume they'd be generally OK with it being a carny family and all that, but I always forget who was on which side in the Bret vs Martha fiasco.

I can see that as a DID YOU KNOW? on Raw.....

So either Linda gets trounced in the primaries, or gets trounced by Blumenthal in the main election. The question is, how does WWE spin it when she retreats back to the company?

I always thought Stu Hart's distinctive voice was just the result of old age, but the Stampede show from 1961 on WWE 24/7 now proved otherwise.

My first impression watching TNA last night was, even if the whole Homicide getting stuck ordeal hadn't happened, that the whole cage setup looked like it was made by Fisher Price. The second thing I realized right after was "how the fuck is anyone supposed to climb up and over to that opening?".

Well Dusty was the booker/top star of the competition, and we all know how offended he gets when other companies run against him. What really struck me is how when they were doing the DustyDust bit , JR made sure to mention how Dusty was okay with it. That seemed odd, considering it was the middle of the Monday Night Wars and all.

I seem to recall the Sheik telling that story long before Hogan became famous for being a professional bullshittter.

Oh man, I forgot how great DustyDust was. Dustin really does a good impression of his dad.

I haven't heard anything to suggest that he wanted to be more involved with WWE outside of hosting RAW, but maybe I missed the memo. My only comment is why do people want so badly to minimize his movie career? Sure, he's not going to be Oscar nominated anytime soon, but most of his movies have been moderate to major successes and I don't think any have been considered flops.

The real main event in terms of what gets the most hype will probably be Bret vs Vince, followed by HBK vs Taker in what I'm betting will be some sort of "loser must retire" match.

I tend to think Dave keeps Babbysack around for the Bruno connection, as I'd gather it's a lot easier for him to just email the Sackster "hey ask Bruno what he thinks about this" instead of waiting for Bruno to reply via carrier pigeon. Also this thread is reminding me that I need to go on a IRL Babinsack hunt since he lives somewhere around here.

I think that's what really gets me about the whole MMA=wrestling deal, wrestlers who buy into it are all "it's like pro wrestling, only real" while Dave and company are all "man wouldn't MMA be awesome if it was predetermined like pro wrestling". On one hand, yeah a lot of things would be more awesome if you could book the outcomes to your advantage, but then a lot of the appeal of MMA is that it is real.

Yeah this has to be one of the most puzzling urban legends in wrestling, especially since the video is out there. I would hear people say Luger was screaming like a girl, or that he got his ass kicked legit, then you watch the match and there's maybe 2-3 attempts to get Brody to sell and it's pretty clear he isn't playing ball. Lex just looks at him llike "what the fuck?" and walks out. Personally I think Brody's career would have more or less ended once the territories died out. His whole MO was getting a promoter to pay him to roll in to an area, have some crazy brawls, and then leave without putting any of the regulars over. It sounds harsh to say, but he died at the perfect time to get the Cobain/Hendrix-esque "one of the greats who died too soon" aura where no one would have to see the mid-90s "burned all bridges and is either jobbing in the WWF or main eventing indy shows in high school gyms" Brody. Also, wasn't the whole deal with him taking aspirins to bleed better the main reason he died? I always heard he bled out because he took a shitload of aspirin to prepare for his match where it was expected he'd be doing a five alarm bladejob.