Low Ki vs. KENTA (12/17/05)
This is from ROH. Elbow and collar tie up to start. Clean break. Roundhouse kick attempt by Kenta. Crowd bust out duelling "Let's Go Kenta" and "Let's Go Low Ki" chants immediately making me hate them. Headscissors by Low Ki. Arm wrenches. Kenta into a hammerlock. Reverse knife edge by Low Ki. Several stiff kicks by Low Ki now. Kenta comes back with several of his own. Some disrespectful kicks by Kenta now. Increasingly stiff chops back and forth now. Series of elbows in the corner by Low Ki. Spinning DDT-looking thing by Kenta that ends up as a gullotine over the top rop. Lariat from the top by Ketna for a 1 count. Snapmare and a kick to the head by Kenta. Kenta dumps Low Ki outisde now, and into the railings. More of these cheeky kicks from Kenta and a sly back heel into his head. More of these stiff chops back and forth now. Low Ki gets a kick in himself to know Kenta down. Drops him on the top rope and kicks him down. Low Ki now runs and jumps onto the top rope and jumps down on Kenta outside. Back in, and Low Ki with the disrespectful little kicks now and a European uppercut. Inziguri takes Kenta down again. Bodyslam. And again. Kick to the back. Cover gets just one again. Snapmare. Bodyscissors now. Kenta gets to the ropes. Sunset flip attempt by Kenta blocked and Low Ki gets in a double stomp for a two count. "Reverse bearhug" down on the mat by Low Ki now. Big chop by Low Ki. More of these kicks now with increasing levels of velocity. Low Ki smashes Kenta into the railings.
A fan shouts: "Low Ki just fucked you up! Do it again Low Ki!"
Ha ha. Double stomp from the top to Kenta's back now. Cover gets two. Scoop powerslam by Kenta is a desparation move during this onslaught. He's able to come back with a couple of dropkicks. Five kicks and a springboard dropkick by Kenta. Butterfly suplex into a bridge and a pin attempt by Kenta -- unusual suplex that. Falcon arrow by Kenta. He goes for a superplex but Low Ki blocks him, and Kenta falls down into a tree of woe. Low Ki with a double stomp to the face. More of these big chops now from Low Ki now which the commentator mentions is "very reminiscent of Kenta Kobashi". Kenta hits a "super Falcon arrow" for a nearfall which gets a "this is awesome" chant from the crowd and an eyeroll from me. More of the stiff slaps back and forth, Kenta gets the better of it for two. Kenta signals that that's enough with the Arn Anderson thumb across the chest, and he's going to finish it. Low Ki hits something for two. Both men down. Great Muta style handspring elbow by Low Ki. Kenta gets a two count with a tiger suplex. Kenta goes for his signiture combo but Low Ki floors him with a dropkick. Double stomp from the top by Low Ki gets two. Misses with a phoneix splash, Kenta gets Low Ki up into a airplane spin sort of thing and then kicks him on the way down. Flying knee strike seems to KO Low Ki and that's enough for the three. Crowd starts chanting "awesome match! awesome match!". Now we get "thank you Kenta! Thank you Kenta!". I couldn't dislike this ROH crowd more if I tried. "Please come back! Please come back!" These sorts of chants should be banned.
Looking beyond the setting and crowd, which I just despise, I really didn't enjoy this. The strike exchanges were somehow stiff while lacking in either intensity or real hatred. I was trying to think about why these strike exchanges were nothing compared to Flair vs. Steamboat or Flair vs. Garvin or anything I've seen from All Japan. I think it's partly an execution thing. When the older guys hit the massive chops, they sort of give it time to sink in. There's a huge chop. Then they pause and the crowd catches their breath, then you might get the reply. Here it's just chop, chop, chop, chop and somehow despite the level of stiffness they start losing their impact. I didn't like the kicks either. From what the commentators were saying, both of these guys are known for their hard kicking, and we get a shit load of them here. While, again, they had real velocity, I felt that they didn't have the effect that they should have. Early on Kenta was just toying with Low Ki, almost playing with him with these little disrespectful kicks around his head. Now, the reaction I'd LOOK FOR from Low Ki there would be to get incredibly pissed off at this treatment, but that doesn't really happen. His expression never changes. The level of hate never ramps up. Since they started off chopping each other so quickly, perhaps the violence had nowhere to go, but that was really disappointing. I will say, that there was some surprising -- if only nominal -- attempts to work the mat here. We get some armwork near the start and there's a section where Low Ki works Kenta's midsection with a bodyscissors and a "reverse bearhug" which Kenta, to his credit, sold really well. But this honestly felt like watching a match on a computer game at times, Low Ki showed practically no emotion. I thought Kenta was a lot better at emoting and for me came across as being the much better worker here. While the endless strike exchanges seemed to go nowhere, the match did tell a story: Kenta for the most part worked from underneath with Low Ki dominating. Bizarrely, Low Ki's offense seemed to lack variation -- beyond the strikes and kicks, he went to the double stomp a number of times and I don't recall him hitting any real wrestling moves apart from a bodyslam -- not a problem in itself, but surpsiring. Kenta started ramping up his offense in the finishing stretch with some cool suplex variations, but it all lacked excitement for me. Very disappointing match, since I'd read in some places that this was bona-fide 5 stars and probably Low Ki's best match. Not a very promising start at all.
***
Low Ki vs. AJ Styles vs. Jerry Lynn (08/28/02)
This is a ladder match from TNA. Amazing to think TNA was around in 2002. There's something so sleazy about this TNA crowd and arena, there's a girl dancing in a cage. Styles has some awful hair that wouldn't be out of place on a British council estate from the mid-90s, he's just missing the Kappa tracksuit bottoms.
Styles and Low Ki start out. Tilt a whirl backbreaker by Lynn on Low Ki. Surfboard by Lynn on Low Ki now. Crowd has been chanting "We Want Ladders". Styles breaks this up and stomps on Low Ki. Lynn with a vertical suplex on Styles, but falls sideways with it rather than back. Boston crab by Lynn on Styles. Low Ki hits a kick to his face which he no sells, so he kicks him again. After some other stuff, Low Ki picks up Styles and uses him as a battering ram against Lynn. Ladder involved now. Styles hits a baseball slide onto the ladder to send Low Ki flying. Styles sets up the ladder as a bridge from the safety rail to the ring. Lynn goes for a suplex on Styles outside, but he blocks it and throws him back to the apron. Low Ki and Styles are up on the ladder bridge now with forearms and a series of headbutts. Lynn gets involved and smashes both of their heads onto the ladder. He tries to take the ladder to go get the belt, Styles tries to take the ladder but Lynn hits a baseball slide to send him packing. He sets the ladder up. Low Ki is there though. He respositions the ladder and Styles creeps up behind him. Some forearms and knees from Styles now. Commentators say it's the most intense they've ever seen Styles. Lynn is back up now. Double hiptoss by Stlyes and Lynn on Low Ki into the ladder -- that looked far too choregraphed. Commentators sell it as one of the most incredible things they've ever seen. Ladder is in the corner now, Styles goes for a DDT but Lynn reverses with a release suplex onto the ladder. That was a cool sequence. Low Ki kicks Lynn's face now and "on instinct" goes for the pin. Ref reminds him of the ladder. Hurricanerana into the ladder now. Commentary is just fucking abysmal on this match. Styles goes to get the belt, but Low Ki stops him. Styles is stuck in a tree of woe on the ladder and Low Ki just kicks him in the head a few times. Pretty nasty. Low Ki goes for the belt now. Lynn stops him. Backdrop suplex by Lynn on Low Ki from the ladder now. Who is this commentatry team? Is it Mike Tenay and Don West? One of them needs to stop shouting -- is it Don West? Just the worst ever. Lots of things happen.
Inverted DDT by Styles on Low Ki now. Styles throws a second ladder onto Lynn's head. Low Ki has a third ladder outside the ring. Chops in the corner between Styles and Lynn as Low Ki climbs that third ladder. Styles goes up too and takes a face shot on the top of the ladder. Low Ki applies the dragon sleep on top of the ladder. Lynn goes up too. Hits a punch on Low Ki. Styles goes flying. Low Ki maintains his balance on the ladder and bounces it off the ropes back up for. Commentators mark out for that. Lynn now ... oh he's not is he ... oh fuck ... PILEDRIVER from the fifth step of the ladder. Holy shit. Crowd rightfully chants "Holy shit!" That was mental! Low Ki might be dead. Styles is outside the ring. Lynn goes up for the X Division belt and that'll do.
There was some very good action here even if it was a bit disjointed and (perhaps inevitably for a triple threat) lacking in psychology. Jerry Lynn did some innovative offense both in the ring and using the ladders. Sadly, I thought Low Ki was the weak link: for someone so athletic he seems very limited, and despite carrying a lot of the selling and big bumping load here again has trouble emoting. Lynn and Styles did a great job of turning this match from being a spotfest into something that felt more like a street fight at times. After about ten or fifteen minutes, it felt like things started to drag as the guys were running out of things to do, which somewhat hurts the flow of the match. But all that is saved by a phenomenal finish. Even though the cradle piledriver by Lynn is "very safe", it's a legitmate "holy shit" spot that I imagine people will remember this match for. And in fairness to Low Ki he really sold that piledriver well.
***3/4
Low Ki vs. Amazing Red (06/22/02)
This is from ROH. Low Ki really looks like the sort of guy a 12-year old might generate on an XBox game, I think his look is hurting him in my estimation. They exchange some kicks at the start. There's some running and jumping now and the commentators go absolutely crazy. "Holy Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon!" "Oh my one of the most exciting opening minutes I've ever seen to a match!" "That was THE most exciting"
So I have to stop it and go back to the start. What did I miss? Going to watch carefully ... Shake hands to start. Slap by Red. Kick by Low Ki. Roundhouse by Red. Stomping forward by Low Ki with strikes, misses with a stomp. He charges and Red gets his legs up. Low Ki poses like a dragon and roars. Okay, I didn't miss anything. The commentators go on and on about this. I don't know what they are talking about at all, make Tony Schiavone seem like he soft sells.
Red with a body splash and some chops. Bulldog from the top. Kick to the face. Chop. I really don't like these commentators. Is one of them Steve Corino? I don't like commentators talking about "match of the year candidates". After 4-5 minutes they are calling this a potential MOTYC. Why? For what reason? I don't get this at all, it's actively detracting from this match. Just shut up already. The worst ever commentators. "The people, the sheets, the internet, the people in the know are all saying Low Ki is having a legendary set of matches!" Never been against anything so much in all my life.
Flip spinny kicks and things now. One such kick sends Red to the outside. Low Ki sends him back in. Two count. Match is descending into a spotfest where the spots involve running and kicking. Ki Crusher attempt by Low Ki but Red reverses and flips over into a two count. Low Ki tries a powerbomb which is blocked. Reverse Frankensteiner. And Low Ki is down. Red with an "Infra Red" from the top, misses. Big uppercut by Low Ki. Low Ki gets Red up for the Ki Crusher again but instead runs and battering rams him into the turnbuckle. Red is out on the outiside. Back in. Low Ki with a twisting senton from the top which misses. Red kicks him in the face. Red tries a hurricanrana from the top but Low Ki blocks it. He comes crashing down with a *super* Ki Crusher for the three.
Commentators put this over as another MOTYC, if that's true, 2002 wasn't a very good year for wrestling because I thought this was awful. Low Ki was working as a monster against Amazing Red's Spike Dudley, which had some good storytelling potential, but this was just utterly lacking in psychology and played to just about every Indie stereotype I can think of. Stupid spotfest where the spots weren't even that good. It's not looking very good for Low Ki, worst match yet.
*1/2
Low Ki vs. Davey Richards (12/18/05)
I believe this is from the EPIC WAR promotion. There can't be more than 50 people in this high school gym. Low Ki uses his body weight to try to hold Richards down to start. Keylock but we get a clean break. Collar and elbow tieup. Break. Tieup again. Low Ki goes into an armbar while he's on the top rope. Jumps down to the floor. Back to the feeling out process. Leg trip and Low Ki goes back to the arm. Hammerlock. Richards comes back with a single leg takedown. Low Ki kicks him in the face. Muta-style elbow now. Low Ki goes to a chinlock. Front facelock. Clean break. I have to say there's some interesting psychology going on here: Low Ki is bringing a ground mat-based game to counter Richards from doing any high impact moves. Richards comes back with a "Fujiwara armbar". I wouldn't have expected this much matwork from these two.
Greco roman knuckle lock and Low Ki bridges back. Richards jumps on him. Low Ki kicks him in the side. Richards bridges back. And Low Ki jumps on him now. I've seen this sequence many times in 70s Dory Funk Jr matches. Again, wouldn't expect to see it here.This entire match has been worked on the mat so far. About 10 minutes in. Camel clutch by Low Ki. Richards gets on his own camel clutch now.
Things pick up now and Richards hits a snap suplex. Headlock. Chop by Low Ki. Knee lift. Richards goes over. Cover gets two. Big bodyslam. Another two. Snapmare and a kick to the shoulders. Richards with his own snapmare now and a kick. Payback. Chops all round now. Low Ki seemed pissed off by Richards coming back with that. Low Ki carries Richards outside and dumps him on the wooden gym floor. Rolls him back in. Body scissors. Richards tries to come back but Low Ki cuts him off with a double stomp. He steps on Richards's hands. Pretty nasty. European uppercut. STO by Richards takes Low Ki down, but Richards is out too. Richards with some chops now. Belly-to-belly suplex by Richards. Running forearm in the corner. Roundhouse by Richards. Backbreaker thing by Richards where's he's on his back and snaps Low Ki over his knee. Richards with some pretty terrible forearms now. Low Ki with the Kobashi machine-gun chops. Gets two. Gordbuster by Low Ki. Big reverse knife edge. Several more. Spinning back kick by Richards. Inziguri by Richards sends Low Ki down. Tiger suplex! That gets two for Richards. Richards takes the turnbuckle off and comes off the top with a shooting star press! He misses! Low Ki goes to the top himself. Double stomp! Nasty! And that'll do for three. After the match they think about shaking hands.
Well this was by far the best Low Ki performance so far. I was fully going into this execting it to be a meaningless spotfest but 75% of the match was worked on the mat and Low Ki actually used some pretty solid ring psychology. The main story here was Low Ki as the experienced guy working a ground game to stop Richards from busting out the suplex variations and he worked on top for about two thirds of the match. Richards became a plucky underdog and showed heart in trying to come back but Low Ki had too much for him. Match was hurt a little bit by being in such a rinky-dink venue with such a tiny crowd, but you can't blame them for that, they worked hard and pretty smart. By no means a brilliant match but there's some good basic psychology and it builds well towards the finishing stretch.
***1/2