NintendoLogic

Ratings and attendance are both in the toilet, so getting a reaction from the manchildren who attend these shows obviously isn't worth much. See also, the Fiend.

Accent mimicry is a pretty specialized skill that even a lot of trained actors struggle with. Brad Pitt's attempt at an Irish accent in The Devil's Own is a notorious example. By the way, this angle is disgraceful and you should be ashamed of yourself if you enjoy it even slightly.

Hopefully, Cody will get busted open and the Maryland State Athletic Commission will order the match to be stopped right when he's on the brink of victory.

Pac looking better than ever. To everyone in the WWE thread who doubted him, I accept your apology. Now go forth and sin no more.

Impressive showing from Jamie Hayter. And to the best of my knowledge, she hasn't injured multiple opponents, so she's head and shoulders above Bea Priestley in my book. Put the rocket on her and have her challenge Riho for the title.

Hey guys, did you know that Dr. Britt Baker, DMD is a dentist? They should mention that more.

I didn't think it was possible to outdo Kenny Omega in a battle of goofy facial expressions, but Joey Janela managed to pull it off.

How do you win a match that can't be stopped for any reason?

He honestly should have retired a long time ago. He's been virtually immobile for years. But after the Perro Aguayo Jr./Silver King situations, it was great to see medical personnel on him pretty much immediately. Given the severity of the injury, it could very well be the difference between life and death.

You guys are nuts. Pac the Man That Gravity Forgot is nothing to write home about, but violent bastard Pac is money, like a modern-day Dynamite Kid. He hasn't quite delivered on the promise of his character in the ring yet, but the potential is there.

Maybe he's thinking about his legacy and figures he needs a run outside of WWE to establish himself as one of the era's true legends.

I don't think there's a matchup that would appeal to me less than Seth Rollins vs. Kenny Omega. Not only would the match itself annoy the hell out of me, the promos and social media banter leading up to it would be unbearable.

It's official. Details from the press conference here: https://www.njpw1972.com/63157 Between this and Bushiroad acquiring Stardom, it looks like they've decided they need to be aggressive because sticking with a pat hand in the current environment will doom them in the long run. Also, I think it's safe to say that any kind of NJPW/AEW partnership is officially out the window.

https://luchacentral.com/breaking-news-la-parka-suffers-potential-serious-injury/ To be clear, this is the second La Parka, not LA Park. Still, terrible news. If you really want to see it, here's the footage of the injury.

So Rollins/Wyatt at Crown Jewel CANNOT BE STOPPED FOR ANY REASON. I kind of feel like they're tempting fate here. Also, Brock is the only part of WWE even remotely watchable and I hope he breaks Bruno's record.

I just saw that #HappyBirthdayKamala was trending on Twitter and I thought it was for the wrestler.

Yeah, it'll be at least a decade before he can main event in Saudi Arabia.

I think they have to do some kind of swerve with Cody/MJF. Everybody sees MJF turning on Cody from a mile away, and babyfaces who are easily hoodwinked tend to not stay over.

She's so small that it's hard to buy her as a legitimate threat. I don't agree with that in her case, but it's not an absurd thing to think. Serious question: is Baker demonstrably better at anything from an in-ring standpoint than Alicia Fox?

Everyone's enraptured by Mauro's commentary, obviously.

If they want to establish the tag titles as important, they should put them on Private Party. If beating the Young Bucks isn't a springboard to bigger things, it kind of makes wins and losses meaningless.

NOAH must be in really rough shape if they considered selling out to WWE. Other than a yakuza scandal, I can hardly imagine anything worse for a promotion in a company as nationalistic as Japan than being an American promotion's minor league affiliate.

AEW could always go with K-pop since that seems to be the new hotness. Although it wouldn't be the first integration of wrestling and K-pop since Mauro made a BTS reference during last year's Wargames Takeover.

Hey, AC/DC is timeless. And it's not like there are any good popular modern hard rock or heavy metal groups for wrestling to draw from.

The Amarillo loop sounds absolutely brutal. That's like a thousand miles in two days.