NintendoLogic

Seth Rollins really is an RVD disciple.

I guess the no man-on-woman contact rule has been rescinded.

I had been pleasantly surprised that Joe didn't come back to eliminate Ali, but that was even worse.

If you took a shot every time Cole said "quite the rivalry," you'd be on your way to the hospital right about now.

Christ, how many fucking save spots are we going to get this year?

"I don't like that name, Kingslayer." That has to be the first genuinely funny thing Lawler's said in years.

Him against Joe was like Kikuchi against Jumbo.

To think people were complaining about 90 second intervals between entries. This show would be going on until February without them.

I was kind of hoping for an El Kabong spot. EDIT: Looks like all I had to do was ask.

Judging by his traps, Elias has been paying visits to Jinder Mahal's...personal trainer.

I wasn't 100% in love with the finish, but that was the second-best match of the year so far. Bryan/AJ was more of a classic title match while Lesnar/Balor was a David vs. Goliath fight. The key is that neither one felt like a 2019 wrestling match.

Even with the godawful finish, that was the best WWE match in over a year and the match of the year so far. These fans can kiss my ass for not appreciating that masterpiece.

You would think that WWE would have cut ties with Flo Rida after he somehow managed to lose a scripted rap battle to Bo Dallas.

Please tell me this won't end with a double elimination.

Becky should have given Nia the Bushwhacker Luke treatment. It would have been a fitting payoff.

They could always have Becky take Lana's spot.

Bwa ha ha.

I'm surprised by how over Bayley is. It should be pretty easy to heat her back up with some competent booking.

Every single Kofi Kingston Rumble spot was building up to that moment.

Christ. When did WWE matches become so chatty?

This Rumble has made it strikingly obvious how massive the gap between the top women and the rest of the division is.

Setting the table for whoever ends up in the Kevin Nash role to clean house.

So which IIconic is going to toss out the other?

That spin kick missed by a mile.

I just can't get into someone's promos when they speak with an obviously fake or at least exaggerated accent.