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No they did start with Vince but he was only out there for about 2 minutes. It was a whole lot of nothing unless they have shit planned for the whole show

I know we aren't supposed to take this too seriously but when they show Memphis 1987 I believe Rocky Johnson wrestling Jeff Jarrett managed by Downtown Bruno with Jerry Lawler on commentary my mind was just couldn't comprehend how many wrong things were happening

Actually the most WWE thing possible would be if Hayes does get the Bron treatment and he loses the title to Veer after 5 months of telling people he is coming to RAW

Yeah until sees Vince how great he is and decides that he needs to be on the mid card of the main roster and jobs out the title to a Madcap Moss or Shanky

I mean if they would have done similar to Mandy Rose where she is still the major star but has younger NXT stars working with her then I can almost tolerate it. But nope we need to bring Booby Roode down with him. For the main roster this is a great move as they probably add Bron to the mid cards and lost two of the most nothing guys on the roster. But just crushes NXT

Wait is a match involving Sting actually going to be the cool off match on this PPV.

Right now Wardlow is early 2005 Batista ready to be a superstar. Just have to see if AEW can keep it up. May have to hold on to the Sonic ring for a while

Punk hit the Muta scale at 8 and barely hit the 5 min mark in the match

Man a lot of wrestlers going to be working on a completely blood soaked ring if it is even half what we expect Oh fuck Punk coming out to his ROH music

Come on Tony open up that wallet and have Swerve come out to Ain't nobody.

But with their size it looks more like a Austin Aries cosplay

And the logo is on fire again

Would it shock you if Brock actually chose both of them still OH MY GOD THEY STILL DOING PYRO ON THE LOGO.

Randy eliminating Big E would piss off everyone in the crowd except in Orton's hometown apparently Given how awful this Rumble match has been Brock should win immediately

OH FUCK NO NOT SHANE MCMAHON. What WM match do we have to deal with now

Time to see what great spot that Kofi is going to do and then get eliminated about 30 seconds later does this year Wow they actually didn't give us that spot.

Finally some big time talent in a match that hasn't had any for about 25 minutes

When did Boogs start looking like Ted Arcidi trying to avoid a steroid test

This men's rumble has been way more boring than the women's one in my opinion. AGAIN

I would not be mad if they Daniel Puder'ed Knoxville right now

Well I guess we can expect Johnny Knoxville next

Wait what is Repo Man doing in the Rumble

Yeah I assume Shinsuke was a #2 just so McAfee can dance on the table like usual. Rememer when AJ vs Nakamura was considered a WM dream match. That feels like 15 years ago

It would have to be a surprise entrant because the RAW locker room is a waste land given all the people moving to Smackdown like Big E and Seth Rollins. If you had to select a regular roster guy literally the only decent option is Damian Priest

Yeah that makes more sense in WWE land