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Kudos to Shane for getting all the way across on that dropkick. They're going longer than they should've. But at least we're already up to the stunt man spots.

AJ is ridiculously selfless. And has hair that makes gods weep.

If I had AJ's hair I'd also be religious.

Wow. AJ/Shane opening. Did not expect that.

We're a quarter hour deep and haven't had the first match of ten introduced yet. Just saying.

Sports entertainment open. Its going to be a long night.

The answer to that question is how he carries himself, how the runs the ropes, his Wile E. Coyote corner attacks and every other part of his game that screams fortunate to be on the card. His run in the Shield says he can be more. But we haven't seen much of it in the last few years outside of a couple select occasions.

To be fair, Ambrose is adding zero to it as well. Hopefully the calm before the storm.

Dean Ambrose's offense is why he belongs on the preshow. Dude is Looney Tunes.

Hater.

Gone without comment thus far, but I am not looking forward to the Tom Phillips show.

Ambrose/Corbin moved to the preshow. I support this.

Charly Caruso bringing straight fire from the back.

So stupid. But its the preshow. I remain optimistic this show will turn around! http://prowrestlingonly.com/index.php?/topic/36047-speculation-on-the-wrestlemania-33-card/page-14&do=findComment&comment=5794114 Or not. But I'm eating and drinking and pumped for whatever is to come.

Onto the next one.

Oh no. A Wrestlemania moment.TM

Sami out!? DAIN TIME.

Sin Cara with the hot gear of the night. Hope he shanks someone.

Wow. Braun out early. He showing up in a major role later?

Yep. Old-school baby. I do love the set-up. As always. Love giant outdoor set-ups. Always a ton of fun. Love the look and production of these shows.

There look to be a lot of dudes in this battle royal. I thought 20 but apparently not?

Neville vs. Austin Aries Hot opening and some fun high spots around a middle that was perfectly solid but also not particularly compelling. Hot, compact finishing stretch with the 450 and awesome attack on the eye before Neville retains. Probably high on this due to the enthusiasm and the hot finish, but I really dug that attack on the eye. ***1/4

Apologies in advance if I'm not accurate to the story here, but Neville is legitimately the elf / bow & arrow dude from Lord of the Rings. Wow.

Sounds like a mcmuffin or something similiar is in order. No parties though, just a wife happy to cater and serve up the calories. Haven't had a friend who likes wrestling since about 3rd grade.

You're just staying true to this year's theme. http://www.theonion.com/article/wwe-announces-wrestlemania-33-theme-will-be-spring-55671