cowboy hats

Some kind of angle's gotta play out at the end of this, no?

Alexa should have superkicked Naomi during her in-ring dancing

Been digging Tom Phillips' voice and cadance much more than I ever did for Mauro

lol at them doing the full walk from the bowels of the stadium

The shittiest Sid match ever. Litteraly. Who famously shit himself in the ring? Was it Sid?

They should have an animated inflamed diverticula on the ramp as Lesnar walks down

I think we're all just rooting for Goldberg's son to keep his shirt on

Orton/HHH?

Noooo, totally forgot about that fantasy warfare tagline

The God with a one month title reign

huh

lol

lmao

The good and bad of putting Big Little Lies on the tv and switching Mania to the pad: I was distracted during what looked like a fun mixed tag (if abruptly finished), but also distracted during what looked like a slog of a (if not terrible) Rollins/HHH match.

Was it known the Hardys were back? Very happy I was surprised.

This makes having this nothing of a match on the main card more sense (I was typing that about New Day when the Hardys' music hit)

lol, the Hardys tower over Enzo

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Noooo, why couldn't Enzo be on during Big Little Lies

Weird that Rollins is taking no precautions with his knee prep

Shut up. Pour more wine, plate more cheese and sack up. You aren't the one still suffering through the self-conscious epic that is Jericho vs Owens. Exactly what I feared, even the undercard matches are going overlong and aiming at looking *big* instead of just being efficient. These two lost me completely. As stupid as Shane vs AJ was, it was at least kinda fascinating to watch in its absurdity. What was self-concsious about it? I get the term and understand its application to stuff like HHH/Taker, but this seemed like a regular wrestling match. Didn't go too long, no real finisher spam, etc.

Can you imagine how many fireworks they're going to use to close the show

I've been fine with this, but they're definitely going im slow motion. Needs more Owens screaming 'you have no friends'.

On cue, there's a chant of 'stupid idiot'!

Is that the debut of the sparkling scarf?