Jimmy Redman

John Cena's Mum.

He's a nimble Little Mix.

LET'S GO MA-RYSE!

This video package is making Miz look more and more like the face. There's no difference between Total Bellas and Total Bullshit clips.

DELETE DELETE DELETE

Holy Shit Matt vs Sheamus is a dream match I never knew I had!

I WAS WRONG IT IS THE FUCKING HARDYZ WOOOOOOOOOO DELETE DELETE DELETE

HAHAHAHA ITS THEM ITS A TROLL

CESARO IN A KILT CESARO IN A KILT

SASHA HAS A ROLLS ROYCE WRESTLEMANIA CART!

HELL IN A CELL! LOOK ELLIOTT OUR BABY IS ON TV!

This is a very fun match why does Shane have to be in it.

Van Daminator alert.

How cool would that 450-triangle counter have been if it was done not by Shane.

Nice sneakers though.

Can I repeat what I said last year: Imagine if they took all the time and effort and energy they spend putting over Shane McMahon as a fighter, and applied it to their actual wrestlers.

Oh they're in Orlando. AJ is going to be so over. Unless all the heat is sucked up by people waiting for Shane's big stunt.

It would be so funny if we've all made The Proposal up in our heads and Cena doesn't propose after all.

Big E cracking up at the crowd pre empting the "WHO" was so nice.

They've been building it for a while but that doesn't mean it has any heat. That might be the tagline for this show actually.

The idea that people actually had to protest to get the SD Women's Championship of the World onto the main show over this is something. And I like Deano.

Security Sheila should have won the Battle Royal.

You assholes with your snacks and parties. It's 7am here, I'm stumbling out of bed and finding some breakfast.

Also, that one time that Eric Young flew out of the ring may have been the nuttiest bump I've ever seen him take, and I once saw him do a Flair Flop straight to the floor.

DREWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! DREW IS BACK DREW IS BACK! This DOES mean he's back right? They don't show people in the crowd unless they're singing up, right? Right? Drew Drew Drew. This is making all of my 2011 dreams come true that I didn't even know I had because NXT wasn't a thing in 2011 but if you had told my 2011 self "What if Superstars matches were a promotion with old school booking?" that's basically what NXT is and the one dude I would want in that biatch is Drew fucking Mac. When the tag match began I was distracted by some unrelated homophobic thing that just happened and could barely pay attention. By the time DIY were eliminated I was jumping and screaming and crying in abject horror and amazement and wonder, begging and pleading for them to not go out like that. This match was so fucking great it was actually the worst thing ever because AOP winning in the end was depressing as hell. I'm still upset. But fuck, the first fall of that match was completely fucking out of this world. It felt like the peak and the swansong of this tag team run all at once. I could write a thousand words on the genius of the DOY/Revival interplay here. Asuka. What a prick. First of all that interview she did in that dress sitting by the pool was the greatest heel shit ever. Anyway here Ember is totally up for it and matching her at every turn, and at first she laughs it off the way she does, then she gets more and more serious the more Ember steps to her, and when everything else doesn't work and she's in danger of being hit with the death finisher to end all death finishers, she just cheats like a motherfucker, kicks her head off, and then laughs and laughs and dances along to her music like nothing happened. Total fucking prick, it was glorious. Match ruled and I can't wait for Asuka vs Ember II: What Happens When She Actually Hits The Eclipse.