
Everything posted by C.S.
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WWE TV 11/02 - 11/08 Descanse em paz, Louro Jose
You shouldn't. Rasslers, by and large, are the most ignorant, backward, gullible, useless hillbillies on the planet. Even the supposed "smart" ones - like Kane - are dumb as fuck. Dutch Mantell's FB page, where he plays the curious old coot uncle act and asks questions based on obviously false information, is particularly unbearable because of its pretend "aw shucks" naivety. At least alcoholic Jericho and "mah freedoms > your life" Kane no longer try to hide who they really are. I said this to a couple of friends today: Jericho and Jim Ross started off as AEW's biggest asssets. Now they're AEW's biggest liabilities.
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Bill Simmons to help produce multi-part Netflix documentary on Vince
If it's a truthful doc, you'll probably get that too - considering that Marlon Brando and director Bernardo Bertolucci essentially raped 19-year-old Maria Schneider on the set in the guise of shooting a scene. https://www.vox.com/2018/11/26/18112531/bernardo-bertolucci-maria-schneider-last-tango-in-paris
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RIP Tracy Smothers
What a shitty, unprofessional, shortsighted company. Hire a guy, pay him, and give him an awful gimmick solely to rib someone else you can actually make money with.
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RIP Tracy Smothers
Cornette actually managed Mantaur, which made me think he was in line for a push. Either Vince didn't like Cornette or was ribbing him, because...oof.
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Bill Simmons to help produce multi-part Netflix documentary on Vince
If you're expecting The Last Dance, you'll be disappointed. If you're expecting The Last Ride, you'll enjoy it for what it is.
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RIP Tracy Smothers
Could be a case of him being there and reliable in a time when they were losing everyone else and unlikely to lose him, and it's also possible he was buddies with the right people. I haven't seen much of his work, but I don't remember anything particularly special about him. The magazines hyped Jeff Jarrett and Brian Christopher as a huge deal in the early '90s, so I was excited to see them both make the jump to the big time. Needless to say, while they may have been "magazine main eventers," they weren't WWF main eventers. As a kid, I found that kind of disappointing - especially Brian Christopher, who I really liked and thought would quickly become a top heel. I guess he was considered "too small"? Jarrett kind of underwhelmed me at first, TBH - his style was a little too basic for me at the time - but he eventually got that main event spot in WCW and later TNA. Those pushes never once felt legitimate or organic to me though. They were as forced as his goofy Slapnutz catchphrase. Speaking of disappointing WWE runs, I will never fucking understand the point of Tracy Smothers being repackaged as goofy Southern jobber Freddie Joe Floyd, Tony Anthony as T.L. Hopper, "Wild" Bill Irwin as The Goon, Alex Porteau as The Pug, whoever the fuck it was that played Mantaur, etc. Why purposely derail these guys with terrible gimmicks and no push? May as well flush money down a toilet instead of pay these guys, because the result ended up being the same anyway. Vince couldn't have felt that threatened and insecure about Smoky Mountain Wrestling, could he?
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WWE TV 11/02 - 11/08 Descanse em paz, Louro Jose
So, there's secret admirer storyline with Angel Garza having a crush on someone, but didn't he propose to his girlfriend in NXT after winning the Cruiserweight Championship? C'mon, WWE...
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WWE TV 11/02 - 11/08 Descanse em paz, Louro Jose
Mustafa Ali is the MVP of WWE, and it's not even close. He somehow justified the terrible names and masks in Retribution. Incredible!
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WWE TV 10/26 - 11/1 Afa and Sika endorsed the Usos getting beat up
Great, great stuff. I'm glad you guys recommended it. I also love how the new WWE Network redesign makes it easy to jump right into what you want to see. WALTER and Dragunov could've slowed down and sold a bit more - *old man yelling at clouds here* - but this was the type of stiff, hard-hitting, awesome action you generally only see in Japan and almost never see in the WWE, so it's worth going out of your way to see for that reason. And yeah, like Bubba said, getting people to tune into NXT UK - an irrelevant, sex pest infested, vanity project - is really saying something about what a good match this is. This usually kills it for me too, but since the match was presented as Dragunov being a clear underdog and not really having a chance, the story became WALTER beating the shit out of him, with the photogenic little Russian who resembles a teenage Sean Penn getting his licks in and somehow surviving onslaught after onslaught from the massive Austrian oak.
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WWE TV 10/26 - 11/1 Afa and Sika endorsed the Usos getting beat up
The Dogg has just been put to sleep!
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WWE TV 10/26 - 11/1 Afa and Sika endorsed the Usos getting beat up
Agreed. I was going to say they should change his name to DIDDLE, but I thought that would be in poor taste.
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WWE TV 10/26 - 11/1 Afa and Sika endorsed the Usos getting beat up
Speaking of depleted, Matt Riddle's name has been depleted. It's now just Riddle. Big E Langston, Alexander Rusev, Buddy Murphy, Andrade "Cien" Almas, Apollo (for the two weeks he lost Crews), and Ali (for the few months he lost Mustafa) all say hi and welcome to the club.
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NXT Halloween Havoc: Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal, Put on the Coal Miner's Glove
You're not wrong, but what would happen then? Would both companies use Halloween Havoc, Starrcade, etc.? And we're not even getting into the NWA, indies, etc.
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NXT Halloween Havoc: Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal, Put on the Coal Miner's Glove
Interesting. I had no idea about any of that. You certainly can't tell, based on how she's been presented so far. I guess that explains why her big hype piece for the WrestleMania match was a carefully constructed and edited video package.
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RIP Tracy Smothers
Sad, sad news. I really enjoyed watching him in the WCW tag team The Young Pistols with Steve Armstrong. Tons of great tweets and stories from other wrestlers about Tracy Smothers here: https://www.cagesideseats.com/wwe/2020/10/28/21538712/tracy-smother-tributes-edge-cm-punk-great-stories
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WWE TV 10/26 - 11/1 Afa and Sika endorsed the Usos getting beat up
Thank you for looking out for a good brother, Bubba.
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NXT Halloween Havoc: Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal, Put on the Coal Miner's Glove
I literally put my hand over my mouth when that happened.
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NXT Halloween Havoc: Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal, Put on the Coal Miner's Glove
What a match!!! WHAT A SHOW!
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NXT Halloween Havoc: Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal, Put on the Coal Miner's Glove
So, Ciampa's new gimmick is the bitter vet who knows better than the young kids?
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NXT Halloween Havoc: Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal, Put on the Coal Miner's Glove
Agreed, Bubba. Most fun I've had with NXT in ages.
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NXT Halloween Havoc: Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal, Put on the Coal Miner's Glove
WTF was that???
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NXT Halloween Havoc: Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal, Put on the Coal Miner's Glove
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO at Drake Hogan, "Big Show," "Yeti," and "Shockmaster."
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NXT Halloween Havoc: Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal, Put on the Coal Miner's Glove
Rhea is too good for NXT.
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NXT Halloween Havoc: Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal, Put on the Coal Miner's Glove
If they are trying to create the worst horror movie ever, they're succeeding - and I'm kind of digging just how purposely bad this is, lol.
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NXT Halloween Havoc: Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal, Put on the Coal Miner's Glove
Oh no... A cinematic match. Remember when those seemed fresh?