C.S.

After a sluggish match mostly dominated by Orton. Tepid is the word to describe how Keith Lee's debut was handled. Obviously, Vince doesn't feel that strongly about him.

That did Keith Lee no favors.

This gear looks better than it did on Ohno, but it's still bad. Fucking WWE, man...

They're the worst example. They were DOA with an LOD Lite makeover.

The Ascension Bo Dallas Bobby Roode (remember the week he had just a mustache like a geek) EC3 (same look, but wasn't allowed to talk or play to his strengths) I'm sure I could go on and on.

Not at all... ...except years and years of NXT acts getting fucked on the main roster, complete with unnecessary and detrimental character makeovers.

Why is Keith Lee wearing shorts that look like a skirt? If they've Kassius Ohno'd his gear, I'll be pissed. Otherwise, awesome segment and hot debut out of the gate.

Agreed.

He can jump from the balcony where the dancers are, just to show Gronk again how it's done (even though Gronk is no longer in the company).

No mention of Raw Underground at all so far. Is it already dead?

We'll see if Sami Zayn returns next.

Weird backhanded compliment...

Or he had Covid already - got it some other way - and it wasn't publicized. (Obviously, a pure guess on my part.)

For us non-Europeans, that's a good thing, right?

THIS is how Roman Reigns should have been presented all along. He clubbered the shit out of both men and had no fucks left to give. Then he arrogantly sneered at Bray and mocked him: "You can't handle the responsibility" of being WWE Universal Champion. Amazing!

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

This has been a thunderous bore IMO. I'd actually cheer for something cinematic right about now. I'd cheer even more if it ended right now and there was a cash-in by Otis, Big E showing his intentions to enter the title picture, or really anyone else other than these two. Update: And I got my wish. The match ended within a minute of my post. Thank God!

I knew Drew would retain as soon as Orton started wrestling in slow motion.

Orton's plodding performance tells me this is going long and/or Drew is retaining.

Shawn Michaels looks like an old hillbilly.

I was wrong about this. Glad Asuka eventually won the Raw Title. Still very weirdly structured though.

I can't take Seth seriously with these fucking handcuffs shouting "COME ON, DADDY!" This is some weird S&M shit.

Dom wearing a hoodie that constantly gets in the way seems like an impractical design choice.

Am I a horrible person for thinking Dominik's mother was his abuelita?

LOL!!! at Seth's Rey cosplay costume. First witty thing from him, well, ever.