C.S.

This is SO bad it's almost winning me over.

This is some terri-bad "Miami Connection" shit here.

UGH!!! WTF IS THIS SHIT? I want them to use Tozawa, but not like this. :\

Dragging "The Human Penis" Bobby Lashley to a watchable match is a miracle, so I'll give Drew kudos. I wish they'd just release Lana instead of turning her into this nagging buzzkill. Used to be such a powerful, cool character, but WWE gotta WWE, I guess.

God no, don't credit me for this dogshit.

Ehh, close enough...

I don't see McIntyre losing a month after WrestleMania to a guy who hasn't had a good match in WWE and hasn't gotten over even after multiple managers and pushes.

Only on a wrestling forum could that possibly mean something else.

Prediction: Lana comes out, throws a tantrum, and inadvertently distracts Lashley - Claymore, 1-2-3, your winner and STIIIIILL WWE Champion...

Mauro would never sing. #JustSayin'

Stop trying to be one of the "cool kids." Being part of the "in" crowd here is like being the head nerd in Revenge of the Nerds. Mauro is the best commentator of his generation. Have the strength, have the courage of your convictions, to break away from the pack and embrace the Maestro of the Microphone, the Maven of Mamma Mia, the Bipolar Rock 'n' Roller, Mauro FUCKING Ranallo!

Asuka is crying because this means another match with Nia Jax.

Sheamus vs. Jeff Hardy was a fun match with a clean victory by a babyface delivering on his promises - it doesn't get any better than that!

Sheamus is the babyface in this feud IMO. #SorryNotSorry With that said, I feel bad for Jeff Hardy that his past demons are being exploited for this incredibly stupid angle that won't draw any money or be remembered a month from now. This certainly can't help his recovery. Remember when Scott Hall had alcohol poured down his throat for an angle on Raw and then had a real-life relapse shortly thereafter?

Anyone else love the purple and green Extreme Rules logo? (Even if it doesn't necessarily fit the event.) Edit: The color scheme makes me wonder if "Team Extreme's" Jeff Hardy is getting a Universal Title Match.

Lashley and Corbin should team up as The Dynamite D's because they both look like dicks in human form.

The assumption is that this was taped before all of that.

MVP is awesome, but no matter who you pair Lashley with - Lio, Lana, etc. - it never works because Lashley never works.

Lashley is awful. Glad someone else here realizes it.

Sharing this here just because it's a fun picture. Does make me wonder what Jim Cornette thinks of modern day video games and superhero comics and movies though.

Hey, Bubba, you ready for some fine sports-entertainin'?

Wasn't Aleister Vince's second choice to win the Rumble, supposedly? If that's true, he'll probably be fine - or at least in a better position than most.

I can answer this. Yes, he would be. I was hearing buzz about American Dragon (Bryan) when he was in no-name indies - before even ROH, etc. Some wrestlers are just born special and are naturally talented, and he's one of them.

Someone else in the thread already pointed this out, but here's video evidence... Man, WWE really doesn't have a creative bone in its body anymore.

Randy Orton probably is a pain in the ass to deal with, but he's also obviously much smarter than AJ Styles in every conceivable way Smarter about science (he's not an idiotic flat-earther and actively mocks AJ for being one). Smarter about social issues (he's come around on Black Lives Matter). Smarter as a wrestler (his style does nothing for me, but he's had relatively few injuries). Smarter politically (Orton will end up retiring as a much bigger star with far more titles and a much bigger bank account than AJ). So, yeah, while I'd rather watch an AJ Styles match (and even that desire is diminishing exponentially because AJ has been a mixed bag at best in WWE), I kinda think Randy has earned his asshole card on this one.