C.S.

The only thing making Lio seem like a "heel" to internet fans is the rumor of heat with "the nicest guy in the locker room" Finn Balor. Now, maybe that is true about Finn, but is a guy that handsome and chiseled really as nice as his rep? Who knows. History usually says otherwise when it comes to guys who look like Finn. But it would be unfair to speculate either way. AJ has a similar rep, but then we heard homophobic rumors about him, so you never can tell. I'd give other examples, but that would be opening up a huge can of worms that I don't want to get into now.

RVD?

Speaking of dirt sheet bullshit, WTF is this? Kudos to this guy for somehow snagging @ProWrestling on Twitter though.

Lio Rush is going on a Twitter spree and addressing rumors. Way too much to embed here. https://twitter.com/itsLioRush I'm on his side, personally.

If they have Becky main event Mania only to turn around and lose to Lacey fucking Evans, that's a massive creative failure. Yes, Lacey has been excellent, but that doesn't mean she has to win her first major title match. And yes, before you point it out, booking her to lose her first major title match is also problematic. So, maybe WWE shouldn't have rushed this match so soon. It's almost like they've forgotten how to book.

Agreed. I actually had to remind myself that Miz was the face and Lashley was the heel. It was so bad that I was wondering if we were witnessing a turn.

What was the coded language? I was too bored by the segment and taken aback by Lashley's lack of mic skills to notice anything amiss.

These forced catchphrases from Seth and AJ are cringe-worthy.

Joe should have shouted "NON-TITLE, PIPER!" If there's ever a trend I wish would disappear forever, it's useless, meaningless non-title matches.

This can't be a good sign: Man Of The Hour ⌛️ @itsLioRush Business Inquiries- [email protected] https://twitter.com/itsLioRush

Zayn is on fire. And yeah, Vince seems to have his hand all over this with the "quitting" stuff. Zero stakes and predictable result. A "great match" means nothing to me if I'm given no reason to care

Tonight they are. This show has been brutally bad for promos and segments. When the "highlight" of tonight's Raw is a back hair shaving segment, well, that tells you all you need to know about the overall quality of the show.

On a show with horrid MITB segments for both the men and women, Bobby Lashley proving that he's DOA on the microphone without Lio Rush as his mouthpiece, and other boring garbage I've already forgotten about, your big objection is Becky actually sounding natural and showing fire and charisma? She ain't The Rock, but she was easily the best speaker on this show.

Question about FITE: Do you only pay for the live feed, or do you get to keep it afterward?

When is Dominic going to turn on Rey and/or get involved in a major angle? His inclusion seems so random otherwise.

I just did the dishes. I just did the dishes!

So, Shane is Lashley's new manager? (And hopefully mouthpiece, because - God! - Lashley is dogshit on the mic.)

Lashley is as dull and fucking useless as anyone ever. His act really misses Lio Rush tonight. Even a body hair segment would improve this.

This kind of stupid shit would've worked well in the Attitude Era with the right characters (Edge and Christian with the "ass cream"), but oof! WWE applies a "one size fits all" approach to everyone, regardless of whether it suits the characters or not. We talked about that in another thread with the "childhood dream" stuff, but it also applies to bad "comedy" like this.

WWE "comedy," ladies and gentlemen...

Me too. I was worried he was legitimately injured.

Raw's format is so stale... Dull opening talk segment with horrendous mic work ✔ Meaningless tag match with zero stakes ✔ About the only positive was that Ricochet looked good, but it won't matter when he loses.

Agreed with everything you said, @SomethingSavage. I see so many "great matches" hyped here and elsewhere that mean diddly shit to me because there are no stakes and/or I don't care about one or both of the characters. If I don't care about those things, I don't care about the match. A "great match" with no context only works during those magical first few weeks you're going into a promotion cold, with no prior knowledge (NXT when the Network was launched, TNA's early days or even one of the many second chances they've gotten over the years, random indy shows or live events, etc.). After that honeymoon period is over, the characters and story better be there.

LOL... He's probably moving to a new city or house.

FWIW, I love @SomethingSavage's and @The Thread Killer's posts about Bischoff - and I don't even listen to the podcast.