C.S.

Drunken Jericho is the absolute worst, but is it sad to admit I'd still root for him over lazy d-bag Brock?

Jericho and Brock got into a backstage confrontation after Brock concussed Orton at that one SummerSlam. Safe to say they probably don't like each other.

Re: Asuka I had a friend who was there live, so I made it a point to ask him about Asuka's crowd reactions. He said Asuka was over with the crowd and it was actually a pretty split crowd between her and Becky. It didn't come across that way at all on TV, at least not for me. So, I stand corrected. (BTW, is this the first time anyone on a message board, ever, has admitted to being wrong? It's a rare occurrence, at least.)

Yeah, WWE usually has the World Title challenger at Mania lose a meaningless pre-show match at the Rumble.

I might be hallucinating a decent singles PPV match that Seth actually won, but you're right that it's mostly been three-way matches and multi-man affairs.

Not who I would've picked to win, but on the bright side, Seth has had the best matches with Lesnar out of anyone, and Bryan vs. Seth would be good too. #SilverLinings and all that.

So, remind me again why the men's Rumble main evented? Lynch was a far better winner and bigger act.

Wasn't he eliminated by Kharma in a previous Rumble? Nice (if entirely unintentional) callback.

Randy Orton is now the top babyface in the entire company.

If they were going to do this, they should've done it with Becky Lynch.

Da fuck is this?

Lashley is about to become my favorite wrestler, and I normally think he's useless.

But it won't kill Rollins, who will probably win - that's the fucked up thing.

Wow, either they're pushing Aleister Black to the moon or the bloom is off the rose for Ambrose in Vince's eyes.

Seeing a dullard like Aleister Black makes me wish this show would just End. Is this a call-up?

No Way Jose is like Adam Rose, except not even remotely over.

I'm falling asleep. Did Perry Saturn really show up?

Joe's gear sucks (and no, this has nothing to do with his body, which looks fine with the gear), but the colors always look so damn faded - like they've been in the washer too many times. Is it just me?

Has anyone's stock fallen as much as Jinder's?

Eliminating or moving the Tag Title Match to the pre-show would've allowed for longer Rumbles.

As much as Finn does nothing for me and as much I definitely don't want Seth winning the Rumble, that would at least be a decent story bringing those two full circle.

I loved the finish. So batshit crazy and out of left field.

WOW! If you called THAT finish, you're fucking Nostradamus!

What the FUCK is this?