C.S.

Crowd is tired, and so am I. Is this match not great so far, or is it me? Seems kind of slow...

The Universal Title is a worthless piece of shit that means absolutely nothing...there, I said it! The WWE Title is the only World Title being defended at WrestleMania, if you ask me. Even if Nak has been a lazy disappointment on the main roster, this still should've gone on last.

Might be Joe as Braun's partner then. Can't have anyone too special in that role if it's in the death spot.

Alexa Bliss's friendship with Mickie James makes no sense. They fought a few PPVs ago. Joe being Braun's partner would be a crushing disappointment to me.

I thought that was pretty good.

Shane can sell - gotta give him that. He looks like death.

SZ and KO squash Shane? Bryan gets the post-match YES! pop by clearing the ring?

Not sure I liked that. Dream match, my ass. A great moment, yes. A great match, not at all.

A disappointing, cool-down, nothing match. Happy for Harper and Rowan though.

HOLY SHIT! Absolutely INCREDIBLE match. Ronda is so SMOOTH. She's a natural! One of the best in-ring debuts EVER.

Ronda looks...fantastic!

Disappointing entrance, honestly.

Rusev has to be leaving, right? Or at least going to Raw? Bulgaria needs to become a major country.

Are you sure?

Roode was a second too late stopping that pin.

He's an entrance, nothing more. Bland once the bell rings.

I have a bad feeling Orton is winning this match. WWE's anointed "big stars" don't usually lose at Mania.

The right person won, and more importantly, the right person lost.

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Random thought: I'm not even a fan of Ember Moon, but I'd love for her to show up out of nowhere, cost Asuka the streak, and form an alliance with Charlotte.

Is Charlotte wearing a white mouthguard? Does she usually? I've never noticed it before.

Who says he's heterosexual? I have no idea, but has there ever been proof either way?

What an entrance for Charlotte!

So much for Asuka vs. Charlotte being the main event, as some speculated a little too optimistically.

Everyone in this has been good - it's just hard for me to care. I hope Miz retains, but I assume he's getting time off for paternity leave.