C.S.

I'll give Balor this: Not too many people could pull off rainbow gear.

I'm making coffee. I guess the inclusive gear is worth the absence of the Demon, which I don't love anyway.

No Demon.

Explains why Naomi was the best-dressed woman in the match.

Nothing is turning Bayley heel.

Too many fucking commercials.

Naomi's ring gear is always among the best in the company.

Paige sounds fucking drunk. Yikes!

Cena is drinking beer before he supposedly wrestles. Puts the whole thing in doubt for me, honestly.

Now I wish I had a Snickers. Who says WWE advertising doesn't work?

I hope Drake turns on Cedric.

Even the random WTF split-screen can't hide Ali calling spots.

John Cena reaction shots are the best thing ever.

Why is the Spanish Fly not a finisher?

I love Ali's gear. It's the talk of the town. I think he should win. Prediction: Cedric will win though, for the reasons I listed above.

Did you guys realize that WrestleMania is free for new subscribers? Anyway, I think Cedric wins this. He's been a "Triple H Guy" since his first night in, when he got anointed by the King of Kings himself.

Bray still sucks.

Kane is winning this, guys, isn't he? :\ Never mind.

DAMN IT, Goldust too.

So much for Titus.

I'd dig a Titus win. Why not, right?

This match sucks. Is it ever good?

They're telegraphing a Dolph Ziggler win IMO. :\

Were there entrances for the Andre and I just missed them?

Are we sure this isn't an angle for Total Divas? She's always drunk on that show. *Shrug*