C.S.

Kenny only had to grab one belt to win? Ehhh.

Even Starks sucks here.

Announced last week in a thud of a "reveal." Anyone expecting Mercedes after that is gullible. It's obvious Plan A - whatever that was - fell through.

I'll be the one to say it: I don't give a fuck about Danielson vs. Takeshita. The result is a foregone conclusion and therefore the match isn't exciting. But at least there's a reason for it, which is more than I can say for most Dynamite matches, so I'll give it that. (Even if the reason isn't particularly compelling - MJF repeating the same stale, tired, been there, done that, "run the gauntlet" bullshit.)

Agreed. Disco was an entertaining comedy act, and I'm old enough to remember when people were excited about the rumor that he'd be revealed as Honky Tonk Man's protege (a role that ultimately went to "Rockabilly" AKA Billy Gunn AKA Daddy Ass). Glenn Gilberti, on the other hand, is the stupidest, smuggest motherfucker on the planet. Arrogance without intelligence is a toxic combination, and Vinnie Ru's "bro" exemplifies it in spades. So, I understand why Cody Rhodes and fans feel inclined to bury him - because it's enormously satisfying putting someone like him so squarely and firmly in his place.

This. This. Fucking this. Once again, rasslin' "journalists" have completely, utterly, and thoroughly embarrassed themselves. Anyone who pays a cent for Fightful Select (or whatever) is a complete fucking imbecile. I'll wait for real reporters to report real news.

Who is Cokeboy?

The past six months are the most interesting Finn has ever been though. Ditto for Rhea and Priest too (and Dom Dom, obviously). But Finn especially. Before The Judgment Day, he was dryer than Melba toast.

This is not the draw AEW thinks it is.

Wow, the Brazilian police must really be incompetent then!

Hoping Good Brother Bubba @KawadaSmile is doing okay with Brazil now having its own "Jan. 6th."

To be fair, there was a sequel to "The Crow" in 1996 - and a couple more after that - so the character was still in the public consciousness when Sting did it.

The point has always been for Tony to get as much footage as possible for a future streaming service of his own or (more likely) a deal with an existing streaming service.

I thought I hallucinated the nightmare fuel WCW vignettes outside a Florida (?) mansion, maybe poolside, involving Raven, Sandman (!), and Chastity. So weird. And then WWE tried to get on its moral high horse by hypocritically bemoaning that Chastity used to do porn, getting her fired from WCW for no reason.

I never, not for a single second, believed in the Raven character. It always felt like try-hard cosplay by a rich kid.

Sami and KO getting back together as a team would feel rushed at this point, and it's a match I don't give two shits about because I don't give two shits about The Usos or their titles. Roman vs. Sami should be the main event, period. I used to think it should have been Roman vs. Cody, but even that feels like bad timing now. Roman vs. Rock is an attraction, and if WWE gets that for Hollywood, I understand why they have to go with it - but it feels pointless as a title match. If Rock is locked in, part of me hopes against hope that Rock costs Roman the title to KO, and we get a Rock/Roman and KO/Sami double main event. KO vs. Sami on the biggest stage of them all would be an amazing career accomplishment for both of them and awesome for their longtime fans who have been following them since ROH or even NXT. But it'll never happen.

This actually sounds good:

Eddie Kingston deleted his Twitter account. Hope he's okay and there's nothing more to it than him wanting to get rid of a toxic and counterproductive app.

CM Punk - unquestionably their biggest star and draw, and by far their most interesting character by miles - is no longer there. MJF was gone for months, and when he finally did return, everyone had moved on and something was missing. Bryan Danielson has been used like "just another guy" for so long that beating MJF would be considered a major shocker and upset. JAS vs. BCC never ended. Elite vs. Death Triangle is "too much of a good thing," so to speak, and not really what anyone wants to see. Eddie Kingdom has been forgotten and discarded. Repeat this sentence 20-30 more times with your favorite wrestler(s). I could go on and on, but you get the point.

TK is such an obnoxious opium-eating shitposter, lol.

TK is such an obnoxious opium-eating shitposter, lol.

Hardly. DC is a shitshow. The Rock will be fine.

Troll? No. Questionable judge of talent? Perhaps.

Keith Lee got Covid because he was in a company that never took safety seriously and made backdoor deals with corrupt governors. IMO, Keith Lee should have a lifetime contract with WWE.

I assume the WSJ article is paywalled. Here it is in full: