C.S.

STUN OWENS STUN

Logan Paul looks like he's ready to fall asleep. Most embarrassing celebrity appearance for the company since bored-as-fuck Pam Anderson at WrestleMania 11.

Great facials by Logan Paul - I'll give him that. Hope Edge is taking notes!

What happened to the hockey glass WWE was using for a while to separate the wrestlers from the humanoids? Crazy for them not to be doing that again for Mania with so many unmasked and unwashed ham 'n eggers in the crowd.

This should be good, as long as Logan Paul isn't the focus of the match. (Oh, who am I kidding? Of course he'll be the focus of the match!)

Holy shit...

If we got the Nattie that was on the early seasons of Total Diva - genuinely the most hilarious comedy act WWE has had in decades - we'd be onto something.

Leah Maivia likes this post.

Riott Squad winning both matches would've been hott.

I assume he was joking.

Nah, the last match - as shitty as it was - was memorable because of the weird cockroach effects. This had Alexa Bliss covered in goo and...nothing else.

Thank God that's over.

THIS IS THE SHITS!

God, I feel like a complete idiot watching this absolute dogshit.

Sasha-Bianca, Bad Bunny/Damien Priest vs. Miz/Morrison, and Seth vs. Cesaro were the matches of the night for me. All of them were at least fun.

If she shows up, tomorrow's women's match seems more likely. If it were me, I'd have Becky and Ronda come in as a surprise team after Nia and Shayna (presumably) retain.

Someone fucked up and put NXT in Bianca's entrance graphic.

Bad Bunny >>>>>>>>>>>> the rest of the roster.

Bad Bunny with the best WrestleMania entrance ever.

I forgot about this match.

"Via satellite."

For someone as ice cold as Braun has been since last year, he's probably happy to get such a "big spot." After all, Shane is a "bigger star."

Wow, since when have pinfalls counted in a WWE cage match? (Not Hell in a Cell.) A welcome change though.

Elias and his useless MAGA goof underling just showed up and interfered - I guess Braun really is stupid.

Styles almost tripped but caught himself.