tofu_chipmunk

Another future Horseman that was right there and not doing a ton as a heel at the time that could have easily been turned was Chris Benoit, who would have fit the young, but experienced criteria. He didn't have the stigma of being a job guy in the WWF for five years beforehand, either.

How long before they change their name to MouseRat?

I'm curious about how Roman Reigns will raise his grade to A+ levels for being Samoan.

I would add getting jumped in the TBS studio by Paul E., Condrey, and Rose.

I would include Greg Valentine destroying Piper's ear in '83.

Sillier and less sportsmanlike than a St. Louis gut.

Clearly the answer is pink trunks and a WWE debut as "Cuddly" Kassius Ohno.

Great, great point. Hero doesn't look morbidly obese in that picture, but different ring attire might be in order. That was one gripe I had with Brodus Clay. I think the singlet he wore didn't do him any favors, and he would have looked more like a monster and less egg-like in a different outfit.

Funhouse mirror.

Poor Mexico.

I was referring to the Mexican promotion. Thesz was the first "official" champion, before dropping the title to Canek in 1978.

AWA World Heavyweight Titile (AWA, Jumbo Tsuruta, Japan, 30+ Years) UWA World Heavyweight Championship (UWA, Lou Thesz, Japan, 18+ years)

I'm afraid I need you to narrow this down between Adam Rose, Bo Dallas, and Rusev.

That's only because the board wasn't active in 2002.

Maybe not, but that sounds like a hell of a candy bar.

I would categorize NHL and MLS as JTTS sports. Sure, they're staring at the lights for MLB and the NBA, and getting squashed by the NFL, but don't tell me they wouldn't hit their finishers on the Arena league and Major League Lacrosse.

You had me ready to lay down PPV money at "blah blah".

Not to mention dropping "former WWE jobber" five times. And they didn't even follow up by pointing out that he's jobbing to justice.

Could definitely see Slater/McIntyre working like Honky Tonk Man, but with the tag belts instead of the IC belt.

That looks like the class ring from Harley Davidson High School.

Any Russo Titantron video without footage of train wrecks and dumpster fires needs to be reworked.

Well, her voice and personality make me tap out on the remote. She is a submissions master against logic and critical thinking.

Hmm....what do all these things have in common? This proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Triple H, The Game, The Cerebral Assassin, is owed a debt of gratitude from the WWE Universe as the Safest Superstar of All Time. It is incalculable how many injuries The Game has prevented by protecting fans from their own jubilation and excitement.

Jerry Lawler. Monarch is a profession.