Evil Jim Herd

The greatest accomplishment Jim Herd had wasn't the ramp, it was me.

Fuck you

GUESS WHO LAUGHED LAST? PRETTY FUNNY JOKE HUH OLE?

The fuck is this shit?

I'm the one that asked Bobby Eaton to train El Gigante after I fired those assholes Jim Cornette and Stan Lane. All Bobby needed was one session. He told me "There's nothing I can teach that guy". I knew Gigante was good, but THAT good? I immediately penned a story about how the Freebirds kidnapped Gigante before Thanksgiving Thunder. But don't worry fans, Gigante would return after the match to get revenge! As a reward I told Bobby I would let him wrestle Tom Zenk in the opener at Starrcade. Chad mentioned SEA GOO early in the show. I have a great idea for a Sea Monster tag team featuring a guy dressed up like the Creature from the Black Lagoon but I needed a second. This Sea Goo guy is exactly what I need. Fuck Tony Schiavone. Wallstreet Warrior was the deepest character I ever created. Not like he would have drawn less than Sting did.

Of course I was behind moving Starrcade to St. Louis. St. Louis is a MAN'S TOWN for wrestling. St. Petersburg is some po-dunk piece of shit town in Florida. I planned to bring in all my boys for Starrcade '90. Dick the Bruiser, David Von Erich, Bulldog Bob Brown, and my real choice for the Black Scorpion: KING KONG BRODY. He never returned my calls.

I almost forgot, I love the Gordon Solie segments! Please don't stop those. And Wade Keller completely took my comments out of context. I never took responsibility for the Ding Dongs, and they haven't failed by any means. But, it's a free country I guess. What an asshole.

To answer your question at the end of your entertainment radio show, I would book the Black Scorpion like this: First Al Perez is under the mask and Sting has to fight him at Clash of the Champions XII. After Sting defeats him, he pulls his mask off but he has another mask on! Then the real Black Scorpion comes to the top of the ramp allowing Al Perez to escape. Meanwhile, as the mystery and drama builds, the Black Scorpion continues to haunt Sting with cool illusions and other magic tricks, showing off his supernatural powers. Finally, Sting wrestlers the Black Scorpion at Starrcade and defeats him, only to reveal that it was Ric Flair!

I was also disappointed about Master Blaster Iron but don't worry, Master Blaster Blade is a much cooler character. Iron and Steel was genius though. See, they just came from their work as day laborers in the iron mill. They had the soot on their face and everything. Did you guys get that?

I have some footage of Randy Colley and El Gigante tearing it up on the house show circuit that I would like to send you for your high school yearbook project.

What, Wade Keller doesn't write for the St. Louis Post-Dispatch? What is a Professional Wrestling Torch?

I went through my old tapes to find this "Grandma" St. Louis you speak of on this entertainment radio show. That fine woman is my wife! She isn't pointing to the wrestlers (Dick Murdoch? Dream on) and action in the ring, she is pointing over to me while I work with my good friend and wrestling business mentor Sam Mushnick.

I operate under the ole business adage "Inspect what you expect". El Gigante is a multi-faceted performer who I could trust to keep the Horsemen at bay. Did you see how scared they were of him in their match? Did you know El Gigante was a former American Basketball player? He connected on two of his three shoves at the end of his match. That is 66%! Any basketball player would love for that kind of execution. Fuck you

I voted for Parv through our 1-900 WCW Hotline. If only I could have hired him in 1990. I love his ideas about gigantic wrestlers. I'm going to use El Gigante the same way.