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How severe would the hate be if I moved away from superstars in primetime and and did raw instead? It would still be taped and wouldn’t be live because we’re not ready for that yet but I like the name and I like the format a lot better than the canned shows anyone care?

June 3 - WWF Superstars of Wrestling w/ Vince McMahon & Jesse Ventura Opening Jesse and Vince open us up with a huge announcement that Rick Rude defeated Randy Savage for the WWF Championship last night. We’ll see footage of that event, plus see how everything went down. They put over a possible injury to Dusty Rhodes… an update on Rick Martel and the World of Wrestling Million Dollar Challenge… plus we’ll see a special tag team debut here tonight with Mean Mark and Dangerous Dan Spivey… the Skyscrapers… plus the Twin Towers who aren’t taking too kindly to their arrival. We’ll also see a special picture from last night with Andre the Giant and the Giant Gonzalez! Fans it is off the hook tonight… let’s see what happens! The following superstars were successful…and here’s who we heard from. Mean Mark & Dangerous Dan The Skyscrapers w/ Paul E - We hear from the Twin Towers and Slick is playing up the idea that the Skyscrapers are trying to one up the Twin Towers and he offers them to meet in the ring anyplace… anytime! The Steiners - We hear from the Rougeau Brothers who let us know that they are on a hunt for the Rockers but turned over a stone to find the Steiner Blubbers… we mean brothers… they talk about how the Steiners may be All Americans… but the Rougeaus are All American Boys! Tito Santana - Dino Bravo chimes in to let us know that Tito Santana has been putting on some very competitive matches out there throughout the country and he’s tired of the wins and losses… he’s going to show his dominance over Tito! Honkytonk Man w/ Jimmy Hart - Jimmy Hart puts over how the Honkytonk Man is going to be releasing his new single this summer that is going to skyrocket up the charts and make him millions baby! Haku & The SST w/ Bobby Heenan - Demolition pop in to let us know that this situation is far, far from over and before too long there’s going to be a time when Demolition put an end to the Heenan Family! Hacksaw Duggan - We hear from Paul E who says that he put Jim Duggan on notice… the greatest athlete in the world is the Great Muta and he has shown it time and time again… now… he’s ready to put all the hopes and dreams of America up in smoke and put Duggan down for good! Mean Gene is in the event center and we’ve got quite a bit to talk about… Dusty may have a concussion due to the attack from none other than Jake the Snake Roberts! Roberts returned to the WWF last night in the Nassau Coliseum and delivered a very nasty DDT on Rhodes on the concrete floor… Dusty had this to say… Dusty: Jake Roberts… the man who is a snake in the grass if there ever was one… I don’t know why you did what you did… I don’t know what you hope to accomplish but all you did was make the wrong man mad baby. I don’t know where you are… I don’t know when I’ll see you… but when I do… I am coming at you with the passion of 1,000 fires jack and there’s no stopping that! Gene goes over Rick Martel’s recent run in the Million Dollar War of the World’s tournament. We hear that Martel has been part of this round robin tournament over in Europe. He will compete in 8 matches and has been successful thus far. He still has five matches to go and we’re hoping to hear from him next week. Gene talks about the showdown between Andre the Giant and the Giant Gonzalez. We see footage of them coming face to face last night… Mr. Fuji HAHAHA! Andre… I told you I would get even! I didn’t just get even.. I got bigger! This is the Giant Gonzalez and he is bigger than you… stronger than you… meaner than you… and he will DESTROY YOU! Gene then goes into the situation with the WWF Championship. We see the footage of Funk nailing Savage off the top rope and sending him into the guardrail. We then see Rude hit the Rude Awakening and winning the title. We have words from those involved… Rick Rude: This right here… this is what it is all about… Randy Savage… this belt tells the story of how you perished and I prevailed… I am the World’s Champion… I am the made who put you down for the 1…2…3! All by myself… I stand here… on top of the mountain and I look down at you Randy Savage… trust me when I say that if you step in the ring with me again… history will repeat itself but it will only get worse for you! Terry Funk: I was so damn sick and tired of Randy Savage coming out here and talking about being the real world’s champion… Savage, where are you now? Huh? Where are you now? I told you that I would be there for you and I would help you but you pushed my hand away… you pushed my friendship away… so understand this Randy Savage… you got what was owed to you and when you mess with the Double Cross Ranch, you are the one who gets burnt… HAHA! Randy Savage - AHHH! Rick Rude… you walk around and call yourself the champion… AHH! You are nothing! You stole that title like a thief in the night and just like a thief… it is time for you to get dealt with… but first… I have to exterminate the rat that is Terry Funk. Funk… you are a low down son of a… AHH! Funk… you crossed the wrong man… I have my eyes on you and brother it is going to be nasty when the Macho Man gets done with you! Gene is back in the event center and we hear that next week, Jack Tunney will address the WWF and discuss these issues… he will make a ruling on the title…

June 2nd - WWF Live from the Nassau Coliseum Extra long television style taping… needed some time between angles… enjoy! Andre the Giant won a 20-man battle royal! The Giant Gonzalez showed up and got in the ring with Andre and they stood eyeish to eyeish… the ring filled with wrestlers to get between them… The Steiner Brothers defeated The Rougeaus via count out. Giant Gonzalez & The Powers of Pain defeated Koko Ware & The Bushwhackers Dusty Rhodes defeated Greg Valentine w/ Jimmy Hart - Jake Roberts out of the crowd with a DDT on Dusty on the concrete! Brutus Beefcake defeated the Night Stalker Demolition defended the Tag Titles against the Samoan Swat Team then Haku interfered and a melee ensued. Davey Boy Smith defeated Honky Tonk Man w/ Jimmy Hart Dino Bravo defeated Tom Zenk The Great Muta defended the Intercontinental Championship against Hacksaw Jim Duggan. Duggan won via DQ when not only did Dan Spivey interfere but so did another monster of a man… once the beatdown concluded… Paul E got on the mic to say he is introducing the world… to Dangerous Dan and Mean Mark… the SKYSCRAPERS! Earthquake defeated Jimmy Snuka via count out Michael Rotundo & Curtis Hughes defeated Maniac Matt & ST Jones WWF Championship ROADHOUSE RULES Rick Rude w/ Bobby Heenan vs Randy Savage © w/ Elizabeth These two put it all on the line for the crowd and by golly they eat it up. We see Rude working the crowd and Savage placating the fans… Funk is playing his role at ringside and he tries to do some enforcing when he moves Heenan to another corner and escorts Elizabeth after Rude makes some comments towards her. The match goes a solid 28-minutes and the crowd goes in and out and really cheers Savage on. We get Haku and the Samoans down here… wait just a damn minute… Funk is able to chase them off but they continue to come to the ring until Demolition come out and the fans go apeshit… in all the commotion… Demolition chase Haku and the Samoans to the back… the referee is down… Rude gets rocked from a double axe handle smash! Savage goes up top… here we go… WHAT THE HELL! Funk runs over and shoves the branding iron in Savage’s ribs and he goes flying off the top rope into the apron! Savage lands with his throat on the guardrail. Funk comes over and lays in the boots… then he tosses him in the ring…. Rick Rude gets up and grabs Savage… RUDE AWAKENING! The referee rolls over… 1…..2….3! RUDE HAS DONE IT! RUDE HAS DONE IT! Heenan grabs the title and hands it to Rude… he poses with the belt…. HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE! Security comes out… Patterson… Brisco… even Vince comes over as Jesse puts this through the roof… Funk is trying to mame Savage. Liz is almost in between them… this is pure chaos…

I have really enjoyed the MXE v Rockers run here... the double champs suit MXE better than most... one has to wonder if the Rockers can get the numbers to get revenge!?

"It is expected that the next event will be Bad News Allen's last appearance for the UWF, at least for the time being. He will be reporting back to the WWF, and sources have said that UWF's treatment of Bad News Allen has allowed a relationship to blossom between UWF and the WWF, with Chris Benoit's appearance at the last UWF event serving as another example. Bad News Allen could return later for the anniversary event, but nothing has been confirmed as of press time." One of the more frutiful loans I have had in these types of games. It is something to have guys like Bad News go and show their grit and build up that reputation or in his case... rebuild it... as they come back to the states and sports entertainment.

May 27 - WWF Prime Time Wrestling w/ Gorilla Monsoon & Bobby Heenan Gorilla and Bobby put over the Nassau Coliseum event this weekend when Randy Macho Man Savage defends the WWF Championship against Ravishing Rick Rude. Terry Funk is said to be the special guest enforcer to keep the Heenan Family at bay in what is being labeled a Roadhouse Rules match! Gorilla says that Funk is going to keep Heenan’s cronies at bay… we’ll also see Demolition taking on the Heenan’s new guys… the Samoan Swat Team. Plus, Great Muta defends the Intercontinental Championship against Jim Duggan! We also hear from Gorilla and Bobby about the debut of… of… well… we’ll see him on Brother Love with Mr. Fuji! The Samoan Swat Team w/ Bobby Heenan defeated Mark Montgomery & Phil Fredericks British Bulldog defeated Bobby Jo Floyd Koko Ware defeated Jeffrey Williams Dan Spivey & Mean Mark (making his debut) defeated a couple of job de bobs… Paul E introduced Mean Mark to the crowd and he looks like a monster. Paul E then was heard saying that they were the Skyscrapers… more on this to come. Tito Santana defeated Tony Montania The Rougeau Brothers return to the WWF with a big win over Mark Constantine and Rick Powers! We hear the Rougeaus putting over the US tag titles and keep asking where the Rockers are!?!? Special Brother Love show and out comes Mr. Fuji along with the Powers of Pain. Fuji and Blubber Love put over what happened at SNME… Fuji says he has reassembled his army and now he will introduce the world to… THE GIANT GONZALEZ! 7’8” tall…. 425 pounds… the biggest athlete in all of professional wrestling and now he has eyes for one man… Andre the Giant. They will battle… oh yes… they will battle and only one giant will be left standing. Fuji tells Andre to take notice and be ready… his world is about to come crashing down! Event Center - We hear from Mean Gene who puts over the big Nassau Coliseum card. He puts over the debut of The Giant Gonzalez! He is Mr. Fuji’s new monster who may be bigger than Andre the Giant and has a clear vision on his destruction! We hear about the Great Muta taking on Jim Duggan and Duggan says he’s going to have the 2x4 ready and he has some special samoan wood that will crack their skulls! We hear from Demolition who say they can’t wait to get their hands on the Samoans… and then Haku… and then Heenan! We hear from Gene Okerlund that Rick Martel is on a special assignment from the WWF to go to Europe and compete in a special tournament with competitors from all over the world. Martel plans to represent the WWF and Canada in the event. We’ll hear from Martel next week about how the tournament is going… this event is called the War of the World’s Million Dollar Challenge!

May 25 - Saturday Night’s Main Event w/ Vince McMahon & Jesse Venutra - Albany New York Big Bossman: Tonight is the night Savage! Tonight you face the consequences of your actions… justice will be served tonight and you will be serving HARD TIME! Andre the Giant: I love getting in the ring and squashing all the little bugs like you Fuji and you Kamala! Mr. Fuji: Ahh… Andre the Giant… the biggest man in the world… tonight you meet your biggest threat… my mighty Kamala… but that is not all I have in store for you Andre… just wait and see! Hacksaw Jim Duggan: HOOOOOO! Tonight, for all you fans out there right here in the good ol US of A… I am going to take on that painted up fanatic, the Great Muta and I am going to bring that WWF Intercontinental Championship right back here to the USA! Paul E Dangerously: Ohhh Hacksaw Jim Duggan… about as smart as that 2x4 you carry around… tonight you will see the Great Muta in the middle of that ring… and what happens next will be a masterpiece to all of us and a blur to you. Muta is going to show you why he is the pearl of the Orient and the greatest pro wrestler in the world today! Randy Savage: Ohhhh yeaaahhhhh! Tonight, Big Bossman, you are the one who is going to be serving Hard Time because the Macho Man isn’t here to play brother yeah! I am coming like a wolf who hasn’t eaten in a week. I am hungry and you’re exactly what I am lookin for… tonight I am going to get more than you can offer and I am going to show you why I am the WWF CHAMPION! DIG IT! Jesse and Vince are live and they are pumping up a HUGE edition of Saturday Night’s Main Event! They put over all the action and the three title matches! We’ll also see Andre the Giant in action plus… a big six-man match… it is time to head to the ring… folks this is gonne be fun! Brutus Beefcake, Koko Ware, & British Bulldog vs Hart Foundation w/ Earthquake & Jimmy Hart A fun six-man to open things up. Brutus, Koko, & Bulldog have got some good momentum going and the Hart Foundation gets some really nice heat. The major showcase is Bravo vs Bulldog and they are showing just who is the strongest man in the WWF. Bulldog more than holds his own. Koko and Honky have a dance off and the crowd lets Honky know he isn’t up to par. Beefcake and Valentine are able to put the finishing touches on things. We see a couple of big spots including a huge dropkick from Koko on Valentine but he falls into the Bulldog who picks him up and POWERSLAM! 1….2…3!! The Hart Foundation has to regroup… Earthquake then comes over and he looks like he’s trying to get involved. They are holding him back while Brutus, Koko, and Bulldog welcome him in the ring! Here’s Jesse standing by with the Bossman. He tells Slick and Gang that they don’t need to come out there tonight… this is the Bossman’s fight and he’s going to show Savage who the executioner really is! Slick looks perplexed as he and the Gang wait behind and Bossman heads to the ring! We hear from Mean Gene who is with Randy Savage and the Lovely Elizabeth. Gene points out that the Bossman is going it alone tonight and Savage says that he doesn’t trust the Bossman nor his word on staying out there by himself! He tells Elizabeth to stay behind and he’s going to go out there and do this man to man! YEAH! WWF CHAMPIONSHIP Randy Savage vs Big Bossman w/ Slick Big Time contest with the WWF Championship on the line and the crowd is going wild for the Macho Man! We see Terry Funk who is ringside and he tries to shake Savage’s hand but nothing doing. Funk wishes him good luck. Bossman and Savage then go into a really great 13-minute match. Bossman with some serious heat and he is beating down Savage somehting awful. Macho makes a couple attempts to get back but it isn’t working out too well. We see Slick come down. Bossman tosses Savage out of the ring to the floor. He tells Slick to go to the back! What in the world is going on here? We’re back from break and Slick is gone but Elizabeth is out there and she is cheering on Savage who looks to be in a very tough spot. Elizabeth is getting the crowd going and now Savage is fighting back. Savage really lights up the crowd with a hangman over the top rope and now Bossman is trying to recoup. Savage goes up top… Bossman gets up and he gets NAILED with a double ax handle smash! Here comes Slick now and he’s got the Gang with him… Savage points at them and tells them to get out of here! Bossman goes back on the attack. Bossman goes clothesline Savage but he ducks and Bossman goes out of the ring to the floor. Savage goes up and Double Ax handle again and Savage takes out the Bossman, Gang, and Slick! Savage goes back in the ring. Bossman is screaming at Slick to leave! Bossman comes in the ring and Savage with a back elbow smash! Bossman comes at Savage who ducks, kicks him in the gut, and BODYSLAM! Savage is going up top… Gang is going over to get him but Terry Funk jumps over the rail and he pulls down the One Man Gang and gets him a huge shot! Funk chases Gang and Slick off… Savage off the top rope with an ELBOW DROP! 1….2….3!!!! Savage retains the title! Elizabeth and Savage are in the ring celebrating… Terry Funk comes in and he goes to shake Savage’s hand… which he does and Funk gives him the floor to celebrate. Intercontinental Title - Muta w/ Paul E vs Hacksaw Duggan A solid contest for Muta and Hacksaw. Duggan works the strength while Muta works the technical skills and uses his ariel tactics to get control. Duggan is able to get control of the match but he really starts to get pissy with Dangerously outside the ring. Duggan threats him but then turns around and Muta with a GREEN MYST! The referee is over on the other side of the ring with Sherri… oh my… Muta with a running spinning heel kick! Duggan goes out of the ring to the floor! The referee turns to count… he gets to 10 and we’ve got a winner in the great Muta! Muta, Sherri, and Paul E celebrate… Duggan wipes the myst from his eyes and he gets up to get the 2x4 and comes back in the ring but they all retreat… this one seems far from over! We see Jesse in the back with Heenan and Haku and Heenan is not doing too well. He’s pacing back and forth and says that the plane hasn’t landed yet… he needs more time… Haku says he is going to fight them on how own! Jesse puts it over and wonders what happens as we cut out to the ring and Demolition are coming down the aisle. WWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP Demolition vs Haku & Mystery Partner w/ Heenan We go to the ring and Demolition are standing by with the tag titles ready to go… Haku and Heenan come down and they put over that the plane hasn’t landed yet! Heenan says that the match is going to be postponed… Haku talks to Heenan and wants to take them on right now… Bobby says no way… Demolition are ready for a fight… then out of nowhere… Samu and Fatu show up and they are beating the living hell out of Demolition. Haku comes over and he adds into it! Heenan is laughing and smiling! These three set this all up… and Heenan played Demolition like a fiddle. We get a final interview segment with Mean Gene talking to Mr. Fuji and Kamala. They put over the big showdown with Andre… this is going to be a historic event and Fuji says Kamala will start what his big surprise is going to finish! We head over to Jesse who is standing next to Andre… Jesse keeps asking questions but then he pulls the mic away before Andre says anything… Then Andre has enough… he grabs Jesse’s arm… “Listen to me… I don’t care who he has… tonight I will show why I am the Giant… KAMALA… your time has come!” Andre the Giant vs Kamala w/ Mr. Fuji Here is one we’ve been waiting for. It isn’t the most glamorous match… nor scientific… well… honestly it isn’t that good. Andre is in rough shape but can still mosey around the ring. Kamala with a lot of chops and strikes… he even goves for a big splash on Andre who kicks out at 2. The rest of the match sees Andre slowly build up to his feet, weathering Kamala’s strikes but then Andre with a huge headbutt! He takes Kamala into the corner and nails a couple of big ass splashes! Kamala is staggering out of the corner and Andre grabs him for a big double armed suplex! 1….2….3! Andre has won it… The crowd gives him some love but there is a stir… Andre is getting to his feet and when he does he looks down the aisleway… what in the hell is that!?! Fuji is walking down and bringing this humungous monster with him! This guy looks like he’s 8 feet tall! Fuji is telling him to get in the ring and Andre is welcoming him! Here come the Powers of Pain… they are holding this big guy back. Jesse and Vince are just going nuts on this… who is this monster?!?!

This didn't take... PCO couldn't get his passport for a work visa... Vampire Warrior comes back to the WWF and PCO is free

May 20 - WWF Superstars of Wrestling w/ Vince McMahon & Jesse Ventura Opening: Jesse and Vince pump up a big night of WWF Superstars and put over Brother Love hosting… the Big Bossman! We’ll also have a very special event center in which we’ll hear from Terry Funk and Randy Savage… plus tonight we have a special main event featuring Rick Rude taking on Brutus Beefcake. Right now it is time to get to the ring for all the best in the WWF! Matches: Jimmy Snuka defeated Erick Montgomery - Good showcase for Snuka who is finding himself in the waters of the WWF Mighty Kamala w/ Fuji defeated Xavier French & Phillip Norris - fun handicap match where Kamala beats the shit out of both of these guys. Andre on the inset interview - says something… but he is ready to beat Kamala The Samoan Swat Team defeated Dan Ryan & Tommy Upshaw - Vicious and Violent is the only way to describe Samu and Fatu… they look Dangerous! Mike Rotundo defeated Mitchell Smith - Rotundo is still wearing the Varsity Club get up… not quite sure if he’s heel or face… he doesn’t know either… a nice fisherman’s suplex finishes things off. Hacksaw Jim Diuggan defeated George Hawkins - Hacksaw looks good… Paul E chimes in to let us know that he’s going to get destroyed this weekend… we’ll see! The Steiner Brothers defeated Ryne Shepard & Troy Vincent - Rick and Scott take no prisoners and leave no stone unturned in beating the shit out of these guys. The Night Stalker defeated Mark Riggles - Stalker is big, strong, and nasty. He hits a chokeslam for the finish. MAIN EVENT Ravishing Rick Rude defeated Brutus Beefcake in a fun 12-minute contest. Haku showed up out of nowhere to help Rude. Rude and Haku were working Brutus over until Demolition came out and ran them off. Ax and Smash look at Rude and Haku want to have at it right now… Rude, Heenan, and Haku back off but work the crowd on the way out. Brother Love: We’ve got a special Brother Love tonight with Slick bringing out the Twin Towers and he tells everyone that the Big Bossman is set and ready to become the NEW WWF Champion! The One Man Gang is whooping around out there and Bossman gets on the stick to tell everyone that the Macho Man Randy Savage is going serve HARD TIME on Saturday Night’s Main Event! Bossman is going to have the Night Stick, the Handcuffs, and the Ball-N-Chain ready to go and if Elizabeth sticks her nose in the Bossman’s business - she is going to get what’s coming to her too! Bossman says that he is going to show Savage why he is the better man and he will be the better champion! Brother Love finishes us off by putting over SNME and says he will LOVE seeing the Big Bossman as the WWF CHAMPION! Event Center: Mean Gene brings us in to put over the big SNME this weekend. We know that Savage and Bossman will go one onone for the WWF Championship… plus we’ll see Great Muta defending the IC title against Hacksaw Duggan…. Plus Demolition will be in action against Haku and a mystery partner. We also find out that Road House released to an amazing opening weekend. Terry Funk with some words on the movie and SNME! Terry Funk: That’s right people… big time Hollywood Terry Funk here… haha… I am just joking. Listen if you haven’t gone out to see Road House yet… get out there and see me work Patrick Swayze over like the punk he is in the movie. Hahah. It’s a fun filled film with a lot of action and some of the best acting from yours truley. Secondly, I apologized last week to Randy Savage… Savage as the WWF Champion I know you have so much on your plate. Just to help you out… I plan on being there, ringside this weekend, I can’t wait to see the WWF Champion defend his title and show the world who the best is!

I appreciate the effort into these tv shows and how it keeps everything moving forward. You can see these things actually happening which helps with the realism of your promotion.

AWA is really amping things up to kick off the summer... Hogan, Jumbo, Vader, Hansen, Sarge, Nikita... the top of the card is heavy but who will survive... color me orange... hopefully politics won't play a role.

I think one of the best things you can do with this promotion is continue the fan interaction piece. That announcement for Bruno next week would pop the fans and you could almost do a whole segment right there which is something I would find difficult with the WWF.

I don't know if there is fallout from WrestleWar or rebuilding. Big names coming in. hot storylines. Now we can play the Will Luger cash in card... I always wonder what would have happened if they pulled the trigger on him before 91... Also... Harts don't give up a feud no matter what... Ask Bret about Goldberg!

May 13 - WWF Prime Time Wrestling w/ Gorilla Monsoon & Bobby Heenan Opening: Gorilla and Bobby welcome us to the set as they put over a big night of WWF Action as we prepare to go to Saturday Night’s Main Event in a couple of weeks. They really pump up the return of Terry Funk last week. Heenan is just laughing it off saying that someone else has got into Savage’s mind and it is only going to help Rude. Gorilla and Bobby go back and forth on whether Rude will even get a chance and talk about how the Bossman is next in line and is perhaps the man to beat in that match! The Matches: Rick Rude defeated Hank Green and kept making the title signal around his waist. He kept calling out Savage! The Night Stalker debuted against Tommy Shaw - Stalker finished him off with a Heart Punch! Demolition defeated Bobby Wright & Tom Evan - we heard from Heenan who says he has put a team together to destroy Demolition once and for all! Dan Spivey w/ Paul E killed Shawn Vincent with a powerbomb and then he throw him out of the ring and did the stretcher gig sending him to the back! Bushwhackers had some fun with the Super Shadows and double headbutted them and then licked a bunch of fans in the crowd. Samoan Swat Team came out and looked fantastic but vicious in a good encounter against Bobby Wyld & Ronnie Franz. Fatu came off the top rope with a headbutt that looked to legit knock Wyld out. The Mighty Kamala w/ Mr. Fuji defeated Ryne Phillips via count out. Kamala finished things off by hoisting Phillips up and dropping him throat first on the guardrail! The Steiner Brothers vs the Russians - Another fun showcase for the Steiners who look like they’re ready to take the next step here in the WWF… could Demolition be on their radar? Event Center: Mean Gene is pumping up the Event Center. He runs down the SNME card and we will see the WWF Championship, the Intercontinental Championship, and the WWF Tag Team Championships will all be on the line. We’ll also see a special encounter with Mr. Fuji’s mighty Kamala taking on the 8th wonder of the world, Andre the Giant. We’ll also see a special six-man tag when the Hart Foundation take on Brutus Beefcake, The British Bulldog, and Koko B Ware! Mean Gene puts over the return of Terry Funk and the promotion of the big film, Road House coming out next week. Mean Gene puts over Terry Funk and this… apology? Funk: Apology - Randy Savage I came out here tonight to apologize. You know when you have the legacy I have in this sport… sometimes I let my mouth run a little. Needless to say, I am riding high right now with my hit movie coming out next week… I guess I just got caught up in the moment. Trust me when I say this, Randy Savage I respect you and the integrity of the WWF Championship… that’s why I am coming to Saturday Night’s Main Event and I am going to be ringside to make sure that the Bossman doesn’t bring any tricky business with him. I know that Slick can be slick but he won’t be able to get past this bouncer! Randy Savage: Ohhhh yeaaaahhhh. Big Bossman, I got time on my side right now but you don’t. I am the wolf at the top of the mountain but I am hungry…. Hungrier now than I have ever been. Saturday Night’s Main Event is the place and I am coming with an empty stomach full of hunger. This title says I am the best there is… come and take it. Rick Rude… COME AND TAKE IT! Terry Funk… you want to apologize… know your place… at Saturday Night’s Main Event it isn’t in the ring with me… it is at ringside as a spectator. Once you get done in Hollywood, you can come back and we can talk about it but get back on the road and rub elbows with Patrick Swayze because YOU DON’T WANT THIS ELBOW DIG IT! Demolition put over their big tag match with the Heenan Family… they don’t care who the partner is… they’re going to DEMOLISH THEM! Heenan and Haku put over the tag titles and Heenan says that everything is secure… the special partner is someone who may not shock the world but will shock Demolition and bring the WWF Tag Titles home to the Heenan Family! Hacksaw Duggan put over getting the IC title match and says that he bleeds red, white, and blue and he will show Muta that he has just enough room for some gold… TOUGH GUY! Paul E is with Muta and he puts over the big IC title match… he says Duggan couldn’t spell IQ let alone have one. Muta is the superior athlete, wrestler, and man… and he’s going to show that to Duggan at Saturday Night’s Main Event!

I’d be up for moving Tito Santana Rick Martel Nike Rotundo

I’m gonna pick up PCO DROP will be vampire warrior

As a heads up, WWF has acquired the NWA and AWAs first picks as part of previous deals

That is where my thinking was… I remember him with hair… ‘‘twas weird

Glen Osborne is thrasher right?

May 6 - WWF Superstars of Wrestling w/ Vince McMahon & Jesse Ventura Jesse and Vince put over a big night of action and talk about Superstars being the Premiere Show when it comes to Professional Wrestling. Vince says there is talk of taking it Live each and every week… Jesse says he lives for live tv… let’s go to the ring. Hercules and Paul Roma (now with the shirts that say Power and Glory) work babyface and defeat the Russians in a solid tag team match Hacksaw Duggan defeated Bob Dean The Steiner Brothers defeated Mike Jackson & Skip Simmons Tito Santana defeated Frankie Del Greco The Bushwhackers debut and defeated The Medics Rick Martel defeated Erick Strong The Samoan Swat Team defeated William Ryder & Ryann Wallace Tugboat Thomas vs Dino Bravo - a fun little main event with Dino looking like a monster but Tugboat giving him all he’s got. We see Earthquake and Jimmy Hart out there… then Tugboat goes for broke with a huge avalanche in the corner but Dino moves…and Tugbboat nails the corner and the ring moves…Dino catches Tugboat and gutwrench suplex! 1….2….3!!! Earthquake jumps into the ring and he starts to kick away at Tugboat… wait a second… EARTHQUAKE SPLASH! Tugboat is in a rough way… hold on here comes Davey Boy Smith and Dino and Quake back out… Jimmy Hart is pushing this big… Davey Boy wants his shot at Dino at any cost… but perhaps it cost Tugboat his career! We go to the set of Brother Love and we see Randy Savage come out and get right in Brother Love’s face about what happened a couple of weeks ago. Brother Love says he was just doing what Brother Heenan wanted. Randy Savage is livid though and he’s right there to tell Brother Love he’s going to put an end to this whole show if he doesn’t get some answers… then… well then out of the back walks Terry Funk! We hear some hmms and haas in the crowd as Funk comes over and attempts to shake Savage’s hand… which he does with hesitation. Funk says that he’s here tonight as a guest and wanted to come out and meet Randy Savage face to face and congratulate him on being one of the best WWF Champions of all time! Terry goes on to talk about his past with championships and being the WORLD heavyweight champion and defending it against all comers and he hopes that Savage will continue to be the same kind of champion. Savage nods and agrees but when he tries to speak, Funk interrupts and talks about how his fame grew when he was the champion and it grew to such heights that Hollywood came knocking at his door. He talks about his new movie, Road House that comes out in a couple of weeks and how he whips Patrick Swyaze into shape for fun. Savage lets him know that this… wait he’s interrupted again… Funk goes on to say that between the press tour and all the signings and such… he does’t know if he could even handle the schedule of the WWF Champion… but he’d like to try. He smiles at Savage that says this isn’t Hollywood and this isn’t a part you can audition for. This is the toughest sport in the world and you’ve got to prove you’re the best to step in the ring for the title. Funk is a great competitor but not exactly in the rankings or runnings for a title shot. Funk says he was just playing with Savage. He can’t wait for his title defense against the Bossman… he will be cheering for him! Event Center with Mean Gene - he puts over the big SNME. We will see Randy Savage defend the WWF Championship against the Big Bossman, Andre the Giant takes on the Mighty Kamala, Demolition defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against Haku & A Mystery Partner, plus a huge six-man tag team match with Brutus Beefcake, the Bulldog, & Koko Ware taking on The Hart Foundation. Also just signed, an Intercontinental Championship match, the Great Muta is set to defend against Hacksaw Jim Duggan! We hear from some of the competitors… Randy Savage: OHHHH YEAAAAHHHH! WWF Champion, Macho Man Randy Savage here and wow… Big Bossman… baddest dude on the block with the biggest mouth and the biggest head yeah. Well come SNME I am gonna shut that mouth and pop that big ol balloon head of yours! This elbow has been bred for destruction yeah… like the judge’s gavel… it is going to fall and JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED! Big Bossman: Randy Savage… you good for nothing punk. You hide behind that title and that woman like it means something but come SNME it won’t mean a thing. I am coming for that WWF Title… it will be the final piece to show the world that I am the Law, the Order, and the Justice of the WWF! Mr. Fuji w/ Kamala: Andre the Giant… biggest man in wrestling no more… my mighty Kamala is going to bring you down to size! Andre: Fuji… Kamala… hahaha… I am going to show you why I am the 8th wonder of the world! Brutus Beefcake: Time for some cutting and struttin… I have got some good friends in Koko and the Bulldog and brother we are coming loaded for bear… I want every single person out there to wish best of luck to the Hart Foundation because they are due for a heart attack! Honky Tonk Man: I am getting ready to tune my guitar up and single the blues… but Brutus Beefcake, Koko B Ware, and British Bulldog… I have got a hit for each of you… one is called the Hammer Jammer… and Koko that’s going to put you out and pull every single feather. For you Bulldog… I have got the Canadian National Anthem to show you why Dino Bravo is the biggest and the best… but for you Beefcake.. I am going to take you down the lonely street to Heartbreak Hotel…

the Golden Warrior is a great moniker for KVE. He has something left in the tank and I think he'll leave it all here in the NWA. BattleBowl is coming back... winner gets a shot at the Bash... gonna be some big stuff to kick off the summer!

Had to play catch up but damn what a couple of weeks. Kraelin is such a mythical figure... he is in his prime during this era and he is the definition of the terminator. I hope to see him suplex his way to new heights in UWF. I like Bad News here as a legit tough guy... which he was... UWF is where the toughest guys in the world are at for sure.

The Rockers and Sherri coming in... Dibiase is coming in... PCW if on fire with some new talent and it is just a matter of time before they come to head with the old guard of PCW which is as talented as it gets.

Low key... simple... fun... keep em coming. Downtown Bruno is a great one to be advantageous when opportunity comes his way.

Sting and Luger... .Lawler and Flair.... HUGE double main event. Now we get the real deal total package who is without question the hottest thing in WCW right now. I want to a see a world where the rocket is strapped to him and see just how far he can go!