
Everything posted by Laz
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Jump The Shark Moments
So do you have trouble believing that Rey Mysterio Jr. or (insert smaller male talent) could move somebody slightly larger than him?
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Yes, I Am A Model
Goldberg's shadow boxing during his entrance. It made him seem so ready to fight and fit the "no nonsense" aspect of his squashes. Dean Malenko loosening up his arms and staying limber, and then especially when Chris Jericho would mock it during their feud. Sabu taping up whatever injury he may receive and throwing himself at his opponent(s) no matter the cost. It's seen by many as a detriment, but I love it for how insane and animalistic it makes him feel.
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Worst wrestler/manager combination ever?
Personally, I loved the RVD/Sabu/Fonzie group as faces, but I'll definitely agree they were a much better fit as heels. Dusty Rhodes briefly managing Hall/Nash in 1998 is up there for me. Dusty's turn made no sense due to how closely affiliated he was with it, Hall/Nash didn't need a manager (and could be thirded by any nWo member, really), and it was dropped without a whole lot of attention soon after. My most hated grouping was Tiger Ali Singh managing Lo Down. They teamed for a month or two before he managed them and were actually gelling well as a face team before Singh. Then? Butt of a few jokes and popular entry on "worst teams of the '90s" lists. Mosh was more effective as a FIP (not great, but serviceable) than he was as a heel, and D'Lo was still shook up from Droz so he dialed back the swagger that made him a popular and very over midcard guy, so their being heels teamed with a negative charisma vampire like Singh was so atrocious it ended quickly.
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Jump The Shark Moments
Not a booking one, but the Benoit tragedy definitely killed interest for a lot of people for a good bit of time.
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Could WWE Ever Have a Barbwire Match?
There's definitely still a market for it (CZW and IWS are still in business, and death match tourneys still take place) but it's not anywhere near what it used to be.
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Things in WWE you want to see more of?
So, you don't like Seth and New Day?
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Things in WWE you want to see more of?
Psychology-based offense. Doing a bombfest sprint of high impact stuff should be a treat to show either familiarity, endurance, or desperation and not the norm. This is true of most modern wrestling but it's only gotten worse since WWE switched to that style a few years ago. I remember a Noble/Kidman match where Noble worked over Kidman's arm just to weaken it enough to be able to prevent escape from the Tiger Driver. Why the hell does Cena not attack the leg before the STF? Why does it seem so rare for somebody to go after Ryback's legs to gain an advantage? Seconding the love for hype videos and character profiles. The blizzard that ruined the Raw plans back in March heading into WM31 forced them to have a sit down face to face interview between Brock and Roman and it instantly made the match feel more worthwhile.
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Your fondest Survivor Series memory (2000-2014)?
I actually loved the Team Bischoff/Team Austin match from '03. HBK did a great job at being the valiant hero fighting a losing battle to me and it was the moment I actually became interested in his post-comeback work.
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Hogan - justified in WCW or not?
It's kinda pathetic that the best post-loss stuff with Goldberg might actually have been Russo forcing him to re-do the streak.
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Greatest pro-wrestling debacle
Lots of TNA qualifies.
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I'm starting to believe Jerry Lawler has legit superpowers
It's a curse, really. He never should have broken that gypsy woman's wagon back in the War Between the States...
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The "Superstar Image" Today vs Yesterday
Parv hit the nail on the head up there. Not just in presentation of stars, but in how the products feel when viewed (which is a different discussion but related).
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Greatest pro-wrestling debacle
I think 2015 was worse, because they were stupid enough to do the same thing again.Big difference. They handled Reigns well enough in the WM build to where the fans were elated to see Reigns get destroyed by Brock. They screwed the pooch bad enough in 2014 to get the fans so riled up that a change in plans was 100% necessary. If we're strictly talking booking, I feel like something that actually killed a territory or promotion is going to win. 1/4/99 Nitro would be in the running but it was the lack of a proper follow up (Goldberg going house and doing what Sting couldn't by destroying the nWo for good) that makes it stand out as garbage. I'm going to pick XPW. Just all of it.
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Ladder match vs Cage match
It absolutely does for me. I will take a garden variety MitB/TLC/etc. over most WWE cage matches these days.
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Ladder match vs Cage match
I'm thoroughly surprised that more promotions haven't copied (stolen) Hybrid Wrestling's "Reservoir Dogs" style ladder match. Four men, four different colored ladders, and you could only use your ladder to climb and grab the title. It allowed some psychology to get worked into the otherwise spotfest as they started trying to destroy each other's ladders to prevent them from being of any use. My vote goes to cage but only on technicality. I've seen more great cage matches than I have truly great ladder matches, but I've seen more terrible cage matches than I have truly terrible ladder matches, too.
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Things A Smart Wrestler Should Never Do...
Don't sign anything Dixie Carter hands you. When (not "if") Jim Cornette rants about something you've done that's really not worth getting mad about just ignore him. If he's your boss then he won't be for long, and if you have no affiliation with him then it doesn't matter.
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Things A Smart Wrestler Should Never Do...
If one of them used to be your partner that turned on you, though, don't trust their offer of an alliance. As soon as your back is turned they'll suckerpunch you.
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Things A Smart Wrestler Should Never Do...
Oh, look at you, getting married in the ring...it really would be a shame to interrupt...
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Things A Smart Wrestler Should Never Do...
Do not go for a corner clothesline to Samoa Joe. If a hero comes out to clear the ring of you and your villainous friends then you should immediately jump him and not just stand around in shock.
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Things A Smart Wrestler Should Never Do...
If somebody throws a chair at you and you're facing RVD? Don't catch it. Only bad things happen. If you're in a battle royal and throw somebody known for their agility over the top? Make sure that their feet land on the floor. Don't turn your back.
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Fixing the WWF in 2002
For some reason I absolutely loved Test's second (maybe third?) theme, the one that was a straightforward riff that was kinda generic. I also never minded him much as a talent, it was just he was green as all hell and didn't have the charisma to back it up.
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Fixing the WWF in 2002
Raw started getting real shitty when the brand split happened. Two hours with the best in-ring talent on the other show and HHH every other segment gets reallllllllllly dull with the quickness.
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Great wrestling promos from outside wrestling
"I'm out here in the cold in a tanktop to prove I'm not a bitch." These kids have futures.
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Your Most Hated World Title Reign in History
Even though I like him more than most these days, Davey Richards with the ROH World title was garbage. 45-minute forced "epics," Richards doing away with all the fun dickhead tendencies in his matches, and the entire feud with Eddie that felt so horribly outdated in 2011/2012. Dan Severn? A big deal in wrestling ever, let alone 14 years after he was last on national TV?
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Your Most Hated World Title Reign in History
The '02-'03 run that spawned the HHHate that is only recently subsiding. That was some next level horror and aided greatly in the decline in business.