ICW ALL STAR WRESTLING - JULY 23RD (TAPED JULY 21ST IN LEXINGTON, KY)
(ICW All Star Wrestling opening to Chase by Giorgio Moroder to a montage of action. Clips of Randy Savage, Ron Garvin, Jimmy Valiant, Ratamyus, and Lanny Poffo are shown.)
After the opening video, We see the announce table with Tim Tyler by himself.
Tyler: Hello wrestling fans and welcome to this week's episode of ICW All Star Wrestling. I'm Tim Tyler, and I'll be your host, interviewer, and commentator for this week's show. We will have an update from the hospital on Macho Man Randy Savage from our on site correspondant Ms. Liz Hullette. My usual broadcast partner Mr. Jim Cornette is not here this week, as he refuses to return to the Channel 27 studios because of this man, Ron Garvin.
Ron Garvin makes his way to the announce table and sits down with Tyler.
Garvin: Cornette and this Adrian Street might be afraid to show their faces here, but I'll be here waiting every week until they do. I'll admit that I got caught off guard by Street last week, but I'll be ready for him this Saturday in Bluefield, WV. I've done my homework on you, Street. I know your father was a coal miner, and that you were too. But you couldn't hack it, and ran away from home. Well, Bluefield, it's coal country Street, so I asked Angelo Poffo to make it a Coal Miner's Glove match! Let's see if you're man enough to take a beating this Saturday, or are you gonna run away?
Tyler: That's right, folks, it will be Ron Garvin vs Adrian Street, with Jim Cornette in his corner, in a Coal Miner's Glove match. 7PM at the historic Brushfork Armory in Bluefield, WV. Cornette and Street sent in this video to you, Ron Garvin. Let's take a look.
Cornette is with Street and the Samoans
Street: Ron Garvin, I can't wait to see you again this Saturday. We had so much fun last time. You're a great play date. My playmate. I'm going shopping for the occasion, maybe pick up some new outfits. Jim's mother has deep pockets, I'm sure I can find something for you too. Maybe a little makeup for that pale Canadian face. You'll like it. I know I do.
Cornette: Garvin, when Adrian Street is through with you, you'll regret the day you turned me down. You're going to find out first hand how a man that looks this good, can be so bad. Let's go shoppin', boys!
A music video to ZZ Top's Sharp Dressed Man plays next showing Cornette, Street, and the Samoans shopping, trying on outfits, putting on makeup. Tribal tatoos for the Samoans. Cornette is trying to get the Samoans to try on boots, they still shake their heads no, finally threatening Cornette with violence until he says ok, no boots. The video ends with the men leaving the store and walking down the street.
Garvin: He's going to need that makeup to cover up his black eyes when I'm done. I hope red is his color because he's going to be covered in his own blood!
Garvin stomps off the set.
Tyler: Up next, we have Mike Davis in action vs The Miser
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Rundown for the Bluefield, WV show, Saturday night, 7PM at the Brushfork Armory:
Adrian Street w/ Jim Cornette vs Ron Garvin - Coal Miner's glove match The New Generation vs The Samoans w/ Jim Cornette David Sammartino w/ Billy Spears vs Stan Stasiak Mike Davis vs Pez Whatley
The ring announcer gives introductions for Davis and The Miser, already in the ring.
Mike Davis vs the Miser - Davis wins by pinfall after a neckbreaker in 10:10
Tyler: Mike Davis will face African King Pez Whatley this Saturday night. Pez has had a tough time as of late, including a run in with some midgets last week. Let's take a look.
A video plays of Little Coco and the Haiti Kid's victory over Whatley last week.
Tyler: There was also a Battle Royal for the #1 contender to the NWA World Midgets title last week that we didn't have time to air, by popular demand we'll be showing that video next.
Commerical
Tyler introduces the Battle Royal - Cowboy Lang wins in 9:08, last eliminating Lone Eagle
Back from the video, Tyler announces that Lang will face champion Little Tokyo next week on ICW TV for the NWA World Midgets title.
Tyler: Up next, the NWA Women's Tag Team Championship is on the line, champions Princess Victoria and Velvet Mcintyre vs Lelani Kai and Judy Martin. Stay tuned!
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Tim Tyler is in the interview area with Wendi Richter, he talks about her getting an award for being the sexiest women's wrestler. Wendy says she is 150 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal, but what she really wants is to be the champion. Fabulous Moolah comes out, says she might be a pretty face, but she's not woman enough to be champion, and that face won't be so pretty after this Saturday night.
Princess Victoria and Velvet Mcintyre vs Lelani Kai and Judy Martin - Macintyre pins Martin after a Mcintyre roll (victory roll) in 6:49
Tyler: Following that tag team action, we have a video from the Andersons, back to issue a challenge not to the tag team champions The New Generation, but to another ICW tag team.
Video of the Andersons, they talk about what they did to Tiny Anderson and say there's another Anderson in ICW that doesn't deserve the name. They challenge Don Anderson and Mighty Igor Saturday night.
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Billy Spears is in the interview area with Tim Tyler. They talk about David Sammartino, he had a setback last week losing to Stan Stasiak. Video is shown as Spears talks over it, saying David has a rematch this Saturday. He's taught David some new tricks, Stasiak won't know what hit him.
Tyler gives us an Eddie Hogan update - Eddie is resting at home, not sure when he will return but we wish him a speedy recovery.
Up next: Giant Haystacks bodyslam challenge! - Mike Doggendorf tries for the $1000.
An ICW spotlight airs for Mike Doggendorf - University of Kentucky football player, hired as security for Randy Savage after Savage had his arm slashed with a knife by a fan, ICW rookie of the year in 1980, he destroyed his knee, the doctor could touch his foot to his shoulder without resistance, wanted to amputate his leg. 13 hours of surgery and out a year, after 18 months he came back. He's tough, resilient, and ready to win $1000.
Doggendorf can't slam Haystacks. After the challenge, Hans Schroeder talks shit, Doggendorf challenges him to a match this Saturday
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The Man in Black is in the ring with a microphone. He is surrounded by the rest of the Pentagram: Ratamyus, The Masked Terror, The Invader, and Spiderman
Man in Black: It has begun, Jimmy Valiant. One by one, you will face the Pentagram, starting tonight with Spiderman. You will face your worst fears. You will face your mortality. And you will join us. It's time to run the gauntlet, Valiant. Tonight, we won't interfere. It's survival of the fittest. Before it is over, the evil in your heart will surface, and you will belong to the Pentagram.
Valiant comes out for the match. Tim Tyler informs us that there is really only one true Spider-Man, and you can see him every Saturday morning on NBC in Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends. This man is clearly an impostor.
TV Title Match - Jimmy Valiant vs Spiderman -- Valiant wins by submission in 5:00 with a sleeper hold.
After the match, the Pentagram attacks. It's 4 on 1 until the Dellaserras come out to help and run off the Pentagram. Valiant unmasks Spiderman and it is referee Jim Davis, not seen since being dragged under the ring by the Pentagram July 12th. He is disoriented and doesn't know where he is. He doesn't remember anything of the past 9 days.
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Announcement for Saturday - 6 man tag action -- TV Champion Jimmy Valiant and the Dellaserras vs Ratamyus, The Masked Terror, and The Invader
Rundown of this Saturday's card again:
Adrian Street w/Jim Cornette vs Ron Garvin -- Coal Miner's Glove match The New Generation vs The Samoans - Tag Team Title Match Jimmy Valiant and The Dellaserras vs Ratamyus, Masked Terror, and The Invader Mike Doggendorf vs Hans Schroeder w/ J.R. Foley David Sammartino w/ Billy Spears vs Stan Stasiak The Minnesota Wrecking Crew vs Don Anderson and Mighty Igor Mike Davis vs Pez Whatley Wendy Richter vs The Fabulous Moolah - NWA Women's Championship match
Back to the announce desk, Tim Tyler talks about what happened to Randy Savage and shows the video from last week of the attack and aftermath. The Fortunate Sons have been brought in for questioning by authorities because of the video evidence, but the police are waiting for Savage to awaken from his coma before prosecuting the case.
We cut to Liz at the hospital, she is freaking out.
Liz Hullette: Randy Savage is gone!
Tim Tyler: Oh no. The Fortunate Sons killed him.
Liz Hullette: No! He's not in his bed. He was just here. I left for a minute, and he was gone!
Liz is sobbing. A doctor comes up to comfort her.
Tim Tyler: Did someone take him?
Doctor: No one here at the hospital moved him. We don't see anything on our cameras. Randy Savage has simply disappeared.
Tim Tyler: I'm sorry fans, this is an unexpected turn of events. If you have any information that will help find Randy Savage, please contact the Channel 27 studios. He may have been kidnapped, he is surely extremely hurt and in grave danger, and needs to quickly be returned to medical attention. Randy, our prayers are with you, and we hope someone can answer the question, Where Is Randy Savage?