El Dragon

Fuck Yeah Joe. Mother Fucking Beast.

Samoa Joe has a Main Event Singles Match for WWE 15 years to the month he first won the RoH title.

Its been a shit crowd all night. Nak and AJ woke them up briefly. They were god damned electric for the opener.

Like, seriously, what did Zayn or Owens do Lashley and Braun to justify them attacking post match. That just seemed heelish as shit.

.... And the faces then attack the beaten down heel and attack him post match for no real reason. This is a fucking weird show.

Lashley using a Vertical Suplex to beat a former World Champion. K.

Coach saying Sami and Kevin need to turn a match against Lashley and Strowman into a fight is the most insane statement I've heard a commentator make.

Please let this end with Lashley throwing Owens or Sami through the trophy thus sparking a Lashley/Braun feud.

Fuck and now we have to deal with Coach for the rest of the show.

I keep waiting for when they are doing the "all the announce teams" videos for them to cut to Funaki, the other guy to say a bunch of stuff, and him just respond with "INDEED"

That is 100% the WRONG finish for that match.

Jesus, did the chair shoot back off Nakamura's Knee into AJ's face? EDIT: Your damn right it did, jesus.

Yup.

For the big Low Blow playoff late in the match, obviously?

This match has been great and the idiots are chanting for tables. Groan.

That felt like Carmella being exposed as someone who shouldn't hold the title to me.

Man, I called Carmella mediocre earlier. She isn't mediocre, she is just not good.

Carmella seems like a really good character and just a mediocre wrestler.

You know Bryan and Miz are going to run into each other on the Aftershow. They need to do that, repeatedly until they finally pull the trigger with it.

Cass seriously does go to the Edge school of goofy faces.

Why must this stupid feud continue. Cass sucks, move on.

Big Cass is Test without a wrestling IQ.

That segment was atrocious TV to me, honestly. Didn't make me laugh to any degree. Also, Corbin actually has good singles matches in his history.

It's probably a bad thing I view Big Cass as a poor mans Baron Corbin.

Whatever, it got Breeango a PPV payday, I'm happy.