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Shawn looking like Ron Howard

Remember a few years back when they had the big guys entering on the cart things? That was cool

I really like this entrance set-up

It can't be Kenny because he's still under New Japan contract until the end of this month AFAIK

I'd die laughing if it was Kenny, even though I know it can't be

32nd annual

The men's Rumble being on last is interesting. I've seen people talking about rumours of a major surprise too so I wonder if they've somehow got Rock or Batista or someone to be in that match. Or maybe even Reigns.

Could be an all-time great stadium show. The matches all look strong on paper (except the tag match) but as usual, it's a question of whether clumsy booking undermines the performances.

Oh, he's grotesque but he doesn't physically resemble a dried out sausage in the same way. EC3's piss could melt iron at this rate.

This act of body shaming might get me sent to prison or whatever, but it's really disconcerting to me that Ciampa looks like hot dog that's been left under a heat lamp for way too long

Think I'm gonna tap on this show before the main. I won't be able to stay awake for 45 minutes or whatever and the booking for these mains has been bad all year. The 24 special looks like good shit though.

We better get Shayna vs Ronda at some point

How is Shayna the most effective worker on this show when she's been in the business like a quarter of the time of most of the others on the card? Feel like Bianca should've just got the belt there and they move Shayna on up to the main roster.

Jesus, the hair whip actually sliced her up

Call me Pat Patterson Has every match so far on this show had a spot where they stop wrestling so they can deliver character establishing dialogue? I hope Vince never dies because I can't deal with random Smackdown matches having am dram lines when HHH is in charge.

Shayna needs to choke her out with her own hair

Tbf, I didn't sign him to NXT

There's no way Black is getting the NXT title back surely

That was a superior spot monkey match but I'm not overly into spot monkey matches. I would've enjoyed it a lot more if they just didn't do the fucking reverse rana that was basically no sold. Ricochet is a remarkable athlete but overkill x100

What's the chant?

Shouldn't have kicked out of that unless someone literally gets murdered for the finished

Oh, there's no doubt that the guy is the best at what he does

I hate how all these matches have to have the no-selling big strikes sequences

Ricochet is a phenomenal athlete but this isn't really my style either. The best parts of the match so far for me was when Johnny was in control.

They look like they'd be more convincing as backing dancers for Beyoncé than as people who are supposed to be fighting