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And French, most probably. France is the third biggest seller of weapons in the world (but we're the country of Human Rights, you know....). Yeah. Absolutely surrealistic shit. And I mean, thus far no one would watch this for the actual wrestling either. I think I may hate Macron more than anyone else on earth tbh. Jupiterian ffs.

The Ayatollah of Rock n Rolla! Lol

This is one of the most absurd things I've ever witnessed. An absolute monarchy carrying out what is almost a genocide in Yemen (with British and American weaponry) broadcasting fucking propaganda via WWE.

Jesus Christ, actual propaganda videos

Yeah, I heard that it was basically a scheduling thing where Paul couldnt fly out at the same time as everyone else so it was assumed that he wasnt going when hes actually just catching a later flight

So why doesnt she have a good future?

Which one is she?

When did Cass get good on promos?!

A women's evolution in the world lol. As if women haven't succeeded in music, film, sport, politics etc for the last century before Stephanie McMahon came along and invented feminism in 2016.

Bah-dum tish

They could build this team into a feud, though youd end up with a very similar story to what Ronda and Natalya will likely be and what will probably end up happening with Galloway and Ziggler.

The crowd seemed super hot for BRAUN as well. Beyond what you usually see on modern WWE.

Oh well thats a surprise

The presentation of this Shake Up thing makes absolutely no sense. Why would Smackdown trade a champion without getting another in return? Why would Kurt allow Jeff to have a title match when he knows hes going to Smackdown the next day? Theyve explained it as trades but present it as a random draw so its a senseless hodgepodge between the two.

Youre still stuck with Lesnar holding down the title though

Lol, Smackdown really is killing it

Well given that AJ Styles is still probably going to RAW it isn't that big of a slam He's WWE champion though. How will they manage that? Could conceivably have Roman win the title in Jedda after moving to Smackdown tomorrow. I know, I know. Or Brock shows up there. What makes less sense to me about an AJ move is that they just turned Nakamura to heat up that feud. It'd seem odd to squash it ahead of the big rematch. This is where naming belts after specific shows or in this case making the Universal title red comes back to bite them. I'd hate them to move AJ though because he'd just end up in the same feud with Owens and Zayn that has been killing me for months.

Well given that AJ Styles is still probably going to RAW it isn't that big of a slam He's WWE champion though. How will they manage that?

Raw is getting bodied here. Complete reverse of what they did to Smackdown last year.

Ok just saying Stephanie did it made perfect sense tbh

Yawwwn

Rhyno is a rectangle. Like, he legit looks like a PS2 animation.

Bland characterless women's team for bland characterless women's team trade looks to be in the cards

Jeff deserves it for getting a DUI. Fuck him and Jey Uso. Hope they become riding buddies on Smackdown. Yeah, let's give then both concussions sure

Jesus, Jinder hit Jeff with three legit head shots in that match