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Nikki having some of the most impactful strikes in WWE is not something anyone would have expected five or six years ago

Would've died if Alexa just pulled the chair from under her feet there

Nia is great. She fills such a gap in that women's roster where everyone else is such a similar build

Lol, when Torrie threw a drop kick immediately followed by Sarah Logan throwing a million times superior one it really hit home for me

So surprised Sasha and Becky went out. I guess Natalya is the water carrier now. Interesting that they've kinda de-emphasised the horsewomen (cept Charlotte)

Carmella is the Heath Slater of this match lol

OMG YES

Michelle nearly fucking killed poor Mollie

Of course these geeks are just going to shout the name of every woman in the ring's husband

Mollie looks like she's having a great time

Stephanie actually hasn't been too egregious so far. I mean, not good but pretty much a nonentity which I can live with

She looked like she wasn't going to make it all the way around. She also had second thoughts about it as she was going up the ropes. Yeah, it was terrifying. I was having visions of her landing right on top of her head somehow. Lol, the first ever Torrie Wilson chant. Making history

Genuinely thought Lita would die in that moonsault

Steph dropping the Chyna reference is..,something

Or they left her out of that to keep this more secret and her tweet was a work

Will Sasha ask for her autograph?

If you were playing a drinking game on every time Steph says 'making history' you might already be dead

I wonder if Vince will yell down the headset at Stephanie

If we have to suffer then I guess you should suffer at least a little too

Well women do have boobs

The real piss break of this show is right now, before the inevitable Lean In corporate feminism segment where Stephanie lead the sufferagettes or something

lol absolutely dead at Kane taking the lightest bumps ever and Brock getting golf claps when he retains

This might be the coldest Brock match since the HHH feud of death

Could go for a nap and wake up for the business end of the women's rumble....

I know I've already mentioned this but they just did a great Rumble and Alvarez was too busy timing all the intervals to actually watch it.