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Just to get caught up, UWF sends Ernie Ladd, Ultimate Warrior, Sam Houston and Rip Rogers to WCCW for Jack Victory, John Tatum, Eddie GIlbert and Missy Hyatt

Just hearing Wheeling, WV brings back memories of when I was a kid and Gordon Solie on the Superstation ran down all the upcoming events. Time to head to Saginaw next Kernodle with the Caspian Empire would bring some serious heat. Nothing worse then a Vet turning on his country. Great main event! Rich can always get the crowd going and Orndorff is the man in the MACW right now. I also like the name "Professor" with the former Olympian.

Great week in WCCW! Ernie Ladd is a great fit in any southern promotion and he is set to tear up Texas. I wonder what Dusty has up his sleeve? Easy come, easy go for the money for the Freebirds! That was great but they are still on a role with the win over Lawler, JYD and Mr. Olympia I could watch a VonErich vs a Fuk all day long!

I love Wildfire here and I wonder who is up next for him. I also enjoy how Duggan pins Dibiase in the 6 man match as it makes the fans think he is ready to win the title .... but it is Dibiase.... so I think the fans might be upset real soon!

Who is this Karen you speak off? Great use of all the talent in the NWA. LeDuc and Garvin must end in a a wild double countout. Andre has been busy on the game of late which is exactly the way it should be. From the WWF and his match with Siki to here in Lutte against. I must admit I have not seen him shake hands to often after a match.

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I think many of but you are the first to us have had Kevin Sullivan at one time or another to be able to succeed long term with him. I know I found him difficult to work with but you are on a roll with him. I also am enjoying the Larry Z/Saito pairing. And what is new in the AWA.... the Sheepherders... and where are we going.... who knows but can't wait to see

UWF releases Lou Winston and Jerry Bryant and adds Steve Gatorwolf and Mike George

Great build up to your mega-event. I must say that the Funks vs VonErichs in Puerto Rico could be as wild as anything I have ever seen. Also a first blood match in WCCW might be over before the opening bell.

6/8/1986 MOBILE, ALABAMA MOBILE CIVIC CENTER (HOUR #2) As the second hour begins, we see Ivan and Nikita Koloff are at the podium with a man in a red mask who is introduced to us as the Russian Assassin and Jim Ross plays a video from last week where we see the three Russians brawling against Magnum T.A., Giant Baba and Ole Anderson Jim Ross: Ok, so what gives Ivan, who is this man. Ivan Koloff: Why did you only play half of the video? This is typical American Propaganda. The man to my left is the Russian Assassin and he has been sent by Mother Russia to protect Nikita from the rest of the goons that Cowboy Bill Watts is sending to try and steal back the NWA belt. Cowboy Bill Watts: Now wait a minute Koloff, I am sending nobody after you but I do hope that Nikita’s title reign is short lived. You people have no respect for the things I find near and dear to my heart like God and Country. Ivan Koloff: Well explain to me why when Magnum T.A., Giant Baba and Ole Anderson attack us 3-2 and you do nothing about it. When Nikita attacked Rick Martel 1-1 you took away his UWF Title! American Double Standard I believe. Well now Nikita is the Champion and the KGB is here to protect him from all of your tricks. Jim Ross: KGB? Come on Ivan Koloff: Yes KGB… you think there is only one Russian Assassin? There are more then you can count and they come in all shapes and sizes but one thing is true. They are all deadly and on June 22 in the Omni, we will take care of Giant Baba one way or another. Match Haku with Skandar Akbar destroys Memphis Vice (Winstn & Bryant) in a Handicap Match as he caught both men with the Tongan Death Grip At the interview desk, we see the rest of Devastation Inc (Steve Willaims, the Barbarian and the Warlord) come out where Akbar hypes up Haku as the most dangerous man in all of wrestling and also wonders where the Road Warriors have run to as they know that if they step in the ring with Dr. Death and the Barbarian again their will lose their NWA World Tag belts. COMMERCIAL MATCH Dick Murdoch with Ron Wright vs Superstar Graham Murdoch gets the win here in a pretty good tv brawl as Ron Wright hit Graham with his “chisel” and Murdoch followed it up with the Brainbuster. Ron Fuller joins Wright and Murdoch at the interview desk were Murdoch hypes up his upcoming title match with Magnum T.A. in Nashville. Next, we are shown a video from the hospital of Bob Armstrong who let’s us know that he is doing better and hopes to be back real soon but his wincing faces makes people wonder if that is possible. Wright and Fuller come out and they are full of laughs at what they have done to Armstrong. Jim Ross: You are full of laughs but last week in Memphis, we saw Brad Armstrong take you out as he and Jeff Jarrett beat you and Big Bubba Ottman right in the center of the ring. Ron Wright: Come on Jim Ross: Watch the video tape. Armstrong and Jarrett broke ever rule in the book and the corrupt ref did nothing to stop it. Talk about the Unchristian World we live in. Brad Armstrong rushes out and grabs the microphone: Brad Armstrong: Ron Wright… everyone around here is sick and tired of you running your mouth and Robert Fuller… you call yourself the Tennessee Studd… well how about you and I get in the ring right now and show everyone which family is really top dog around here. Brad goes to the ring as Jim Ross asks Fuller if he has the guts to answer the challenge. Ron Fuller: Brad Armstrong you just keep proving what type of man you are… completely low class… I mean who would give away their product for free. I mean look at me… 6’5… 250 pounds… of pure man. I am the best looking thing this people in Alabama have Ever seen. No way am I getting it to that ring for free. I am way to pretty for TV but… Ron Wright: But, we do have a member of our army ready to fight you… Killer Khan! Match Brad Armstrong vs Killer Khan Give it to Brad. He never backed down against this monster and after taking a pretty good series of chops, kicks and nerve holds from the Oriental giant, Brad makes a comeback and out of nowhere, he hits a Russian Legsweep but before he can make the cover, Fuller and Murdoch hit the ring and Brad has no chance. Killer Khan sprays the green mist into the eyes of Brad and Murdoch follows it up with a Brainbuster before Fuller locks in the Fuller Leg Lock. Eventually Jeff Jarrett, Magnum T.A., Ole Anderson and Giant Baba hit the ring as Wright’s Army dashes from the ring but the damage has already been done. COMMERCIAL The segment begins with the UWF champ, Magnum T.A., Ole Anderson and Giant Baba at the podium where they are furious about all the happenings going on around here from what just happened to Brad Armstrong from Ron Wright to this new Russian Assassin running around lately with the Koloffs. T.A. promises he is going to put a beating on Murdoch this week in Nashville as revenge for Brad and Ole takes the microphone and says he can’t wait to see what Giant Baba does to Nikita Koloff in the Omni. Match Terry Taylor beats the Spoiler in a come from behind victory with the flying forearm smash Taylor is joined by the Rock n Roll Express at the podium where they hype up their 6 man tag match against the Midnight Express and Slater this week in Nashville and the fact that when they win Taylor will get another Continental Title Match at the Great American Bash. MATCH Mike Graham defeats Killer Tim Brooks with the Figure 4 COMMERCIAL Match Jeff Jarrett vs Brutus Beekcake Brutus Beekcake pinned Jarrett after a Big Knee lift but the problem was that the ref had been knocked down and Ron Wright had come down and hit Jarrett with the Chisel. After the match, a slow walking, rib bandaged, Bob Armstrong comes to the ring and the crowd explodes. The Bullet goes to the ref and explains what happened. The ref looks at ringside and has no idea why Ron Wright is there. He also notices the Brass Knuckles still on the right hand of Wright and reverses his decision and you can tell that Ron Wright is fuming. Jim Ross: Sorry folks but we are out of time. We will have to get to the bottom of this next week.

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6/8/1986 MOBILE, ALABAMA MOBILE CIVIC CENTER (HOUR #1) The show starts with a video montage of some of the big matches from this past week’s event at the Mid-South Coliseum. Honky Tonk Man beats Sam Houston with the Shake Rattle & Roll and then seems frustrated that Jerry Lawler never showed up so he busted a guitar over Houston’s head. Terry Taylor beat Dick Slater by DQ as the Midnight Express interfered in the UWF Continental Title Match The Rock n Roll Express beat The Midnight Express as Terry Taylor rushed to the ring to stop the tennis racket shot by Cornette on Gibson. This allowed the RnR Express to hit the double dropkick on Condrey for the win in this NWA National Tag Team Title Match. Lex Luger & Eddie Gilbert wrestled to a double DQ as both men brawled over all the arena in this UWF Southern Title Match. Baby Doll got fed up with Missy Hyatt’s dirty tactics and clocked her with a big right hand. Hello everybody. Welcome to UWF Wrestling. We are coming to you from the Mobile Civic Center in beautiful Mobile, Alabama. I am Jim Ross and my partner today is Cowboy Bill Watts. Well Bill, three big title matches in the Mid-South Coliseum and all 3 champs keep their belts. Cowboy Bill Watts: That’s right Jim but it bothers me that Cornette thinks that rules don’t apply to him and he can send in his troops to interfere anytime he wants. I mean Terry Taylor could be the Continental Champion right now if it wasn’t for the Midnight Express. Jim Cornette comes out and is visible upset. Jim Cornette: Watts, you have just crossed the line! I mean for weeks you have pushed right up against the line but now you have crossed it. You have slandered me and my stable saying we are the cause of that inept Terry Taylor not being the Continental Champ. Have you ever thought that Dick Slater is just that much better? Cowboy Bill Watts: I honestly don’t know who is better because you don’t seem to let a match play out. From the interference to the tennis racket, you have schemed your way through the UWF. Jim Cornette: After Mother’s lawyers are through with you it be the CWA… Cornette’e Wrestling Association and your cowboy hat will become a hat in the hand as you beg me for a job! Cowboy Bill Watts: Well I am glad that neither of us have changed. You are still a little crybaby and I am still the match maker around here and this week in Nashville it will be The Midnight Express and Dick Slater vs the Rock n Roll Express in Terry Taylor…. With you suspended above the ring in a steel cage! Jim Cornette: Are you out of your mind… do you think I am some sort of wild animal. Cowboy Bill Watts: Well if you think a weasel is a wild animal, then you are a wild animal. Now let me finish. If your team wins, the Midnight Express will get another title shot against the Rock n Roll Express at the Great American Bash on July 4th at the Louisiana Superdome. If your opponents win, Terry Taylor will get a Continental Title Match at that event. As Jim Cornette walks off, he seems to be deep in thought as he is a little unsure of how to act as this good work out real good for his stable or real bad. Match: DOOM (Hacksaw Butch Reed & Ron Simmons) defeat Homer O’Dell & Verlon Biggs when Simmons hit a powerslam in Biggs. Two things that are becoming obvious are first, the crowd is loving Doom as they have gotten rid of the Nation of Domination and #2, Doom is one big and bad tag team that is going play a major role in the tag team division around here. COMMERCIAL Match: Eddie Gilbert with Missy Hyatt (sporting a black eye) beats DJ Peterson with the Hotshot Missy Hyatt: Jim Ross, just look at me eye! I got sucker punched from a pretty big dude last week but I am still standing. Jim Ross: I think you might have been hit harder than you think as you seem to have lost your memory. You weren’t hit by a dude but by Baby Doll. Missy Hyatt: That’s what I said, a dude! Anybody that looks like that must ne a dude and one ugly dude at that! Jim Ross: Ok, that’s enough of that. Missy Hyatt: Look at me, I am used to telling men when that will be enough of that. I mean if that bleached blonde bimbo wants a real fight all she has to do is ask. I mean I could beat here in two minutes flat as Eddie Gilbert could beat Lex Loser in the same amount of time. Lex Loser knows Hotstuff would take that title like that so that is why he kept running out of the ring in Memphis. Eddie Gilbert: That’s right Missy. There is no stopping us … and while Lex has all those muscles …. that is all he has. I would outsmart his pea brain and out wrestle him any day of the week. Cowboy Bill Watts: Well unfortunately I can’t please both of you this week in Nashville as Lex is already scheduled to meet Killer Khan. Missy and Eddie seem upset but that is nothing compared to what we are about to see Cowboy Bill Watts: But Baby Doll is free so Missy, you will get your chance as you seem like you can beat her no problem. The whining and screaming from Missy reaches an all-time high as she might have just written a check she can’t cash. MATCH Honky Tonk Ron Ferris beats Dixie Dynamite with the Shake Rattle & Roll Honky Tonk Man: I told each and every one of you people last week that I am back in the UWF for one reason and one reason only and that is to beat that ingrate Jerry Lawler. He calls himself the King of Memphis and I dared him to come to Memphis to meet me. What happens? Just what I thought would happen… he no showed! Well this week, I will be in Nashville and I will again beat some Ham and Egger within an inch of his life and if your not to afraid Jerry Lawler, come on down to Music Town and let me play a tune on your skull. COMMERCIAL MATCH Kendall Windham beats The Bounty Hunter with the Running Bulldog When the match is over Kendall heads over to the interview desk where he is congratulated for his win by Jim Ross Wham! From out of nowhere, Honky Tonk Man had come up from behind as clocked Windham with a guitar. Honky Tonk Man: Lawler! That one is for you. You might think your name is the biggest in the sport but that is only because you are an egotistical maniac! It took me all of 2 seconds to take out a Windham! Look at him Jim Ross… I think he is bleeding on your shoes. Lawler how long are you going to allow others to take the beatings meant for others. You are a yellow bellied coward just like we all know! This week in Nashville Lawler…. I got a guitar for you. Jim Ross: Oh brother, get out of here HTM. We got another match and trust me, you better be gone before Windham gets up! MATCH The Hollywood Blondes (Buddy Landell & ?) with Luscious Johnny Valent defeat Mike Graham & Superstar Graham Luscious Johnny led the Nature Boy out first and then went to introduce the newest member of the Blondes, Hollywood John Tatum. Tatum’s little act of playing the sleazy heel here allowed him to bring some major heat but there is no doubt that Landell’s talent can really shine with the trickery of Tatum and the dirty tactics of Luscious Johnny. Landell thanked Luscious Johnny for his new partner as the trio proclaimed that they are the next NWA National Tag team champions. COMMERCIAL Before our next match, Jim Ross reminds us that last week, Exotic Adrian Street agreed to meet the Long Riders today with a mystery partner. The Long Riders are first to the ring and Exotic Adrian and Miss Linda strut to the podium where Street takes the microphone Exotic Adrian Street: Well these two cowboys in the ring should have gotten on their horses and rode into the sunset because all I can say is this my partner tonight is going to put them to sleep for good. Jim Ross: Well for your sake, he better be good or you might meet the same fate as you did at Memorial Day Bash. Exotic Adrian Street: Well all I can say is imitation is the greatest form of flattery! Let’s meet the Adorable One! Adrian Adonis Match Exotic Adrian Street & Adorable Adrian Adonis with Miss Linda vs The Long Riders (Bass & Bart) This one gets going before the bell sounds and is nothing but a brawl. At one time the action spilled to the outside as all 4 were beating on each other. Miss Linda, who has suffered herself at the hands of Bass and Bart is able to spray them both in the eyes with the perfume bottle. The Long Riders stagger back into the ring and the Exotic One and the Adorable One whip the cowboys into each other. As Bart and Bass stumble backwards, Street and Adonis catch them both in sleepers and it is Good Night Irene for both cowboys.

MACW heading to the Central States was nice here as the NWA must help all those wrestling starved fans in the U.S. I am starting to hear the fans chanting Tui...Tui.... Tui I wonder if all these wins will lead to a shot at s title somewhere down the road for KKB or is someone going to collect the $10,000? Either way, it is a great angle. Does Rip Oliver have a heart? I know he had some babyface time in Portland... maybe he is a Bi-Coastal Good Guy Some important for Sheik to lose so many of these road shows to let everyone feel Patriotic and go home happy. I loved the Dr. Tom match with SBS. Sugar is another one of those great wrestlers who has gotten the shaft in this game because of the depth of our rosters. Duggan and Milligan is one of those brawls that people will talk about forever. Nive win for Orndorff but we must give it to Olympian Brad R. as he has gone from the scrap heap to a title match in a short time Great show

I do think that Studd is back where he belongs and I love the Horseman here as they are so good at bringing in the heat. I wonder how the real WWF fans would have reacted to a long term heel champ but I wish we would have found that out. Vince never trusted his heels but that might be because he never had Flair. Valentine might have been able to handle it.

Parade of Champions was a masterpiece of a show. Perfectly timed appearance of Ernie Ladd and the Revolution. I could only imagine the heat that is going to bring in Texas. I know I love the Freebirds and I think I love the Heel Freebirds even more. A Perfectly times turn that could lead to anything in the WCCW! Kerry had to come out on top here in the David Von Erich Memorial .... can't wait to see who is coming after him next. Oh the angles that main event is going to lead to!

Just trying to plan ahead.... UWF may be looking to move Exotic Adrian Street with Miss. Linda Long Riders (Bart &Bass) Rock n Roll Express Bubba Ottman Grizzly Boone Dick Murdoch Dick SLater Kendall Windham Sam Houston Rip Rogers Ron Fuller Scott Hall Superstar Graham Ultimate Warrior Looking to move only a few to keep it fresh/

5/31/1986 BARTON COLISEUM LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS (HOUR #2) As the second hour begins, we see Ivan and Nikita Koloff at the podium with the NWA World Championship around the waist of Nikita! Ivan Koloff: I told all of you stupid Americans that Nikita is unstoppable and that he was not only going to beat Rick Martel but he was going to hurt him! If it was not for Ole Anderson throwing in the towel, you might not have ever seen Rick Martel in a wrestling ring again! Jim Ross: Thanks to Ole, we saw an end to one of the most disgusting, disrespectful actions ever to take place in a wrestling ring! Nikita Koloff: No! The most disgusting thing was that no good Giant Baba coming to the ring. Big mistake Baba! You are next on our list. Cowboy Bill Watts: Well we will just have to wait and see about that. Giant Baba came all the way from Japan hoping to get an NWA title shot and after his actions the other night, I think he might just deserve one. Ivan Koloff: Hahahah. Mr. Watts, just because he stood up to Nikita does not mean he gets a title shot. He wouldn’t last five minutes in the ring with me, never mind be able to win that NWA Title from Nikita. Nikita and Mother Russia will rule the NWA for as long as we like! Cowboy Bill Watts: For once Ivan, you make a good point. We do need to see Baba in the ring before we just give him a World title shot so later on tonight, it will Giant Baba vs Ivan Koloff! If Baba wins, he gets a title shot in the Omni on June 22! Ivan does protest for a minute but it is to no avail as we just head to the ring for our next match! Match The Ultimate Warrior beats Killer Tim Brooks with the Warrior Smash We see a little confusion at the interview desk where the Ultimate Warrior thought it was his air time and Dr. D David Schultz thought it was his. As the Warrior started to get amped up and was talking about his Warrior Power he turned his back on Schultz who clocked him from behind. This was all Schultz needed to give the Warrior a massive beating that culminated with a piledriver on the floor. The officials rushed out to get Schultz away ae we head to break. COMMERCIAL Match Brad Armstrong & Jeff Jarrett beat Ed Mullivan & Dino Kono as Brad hit Mullivan with the Russian Legsweep As they head to the interview desk we get interrupted by Ron Wright. Ron Wright: Hold on, hold on just a minute! Did I just see two of the biggest names in all of wrestling, Armstrong and Jarrett wrestler two losers called Mullivan and Kono? I mean did your two Daddies get together and find the only two losers you two could beat? Oh wait a minute, Daddy Armstrong is in a hospital right now eating through a straw! Somehow Brad restrains himself after that! Brad Armstrong: Don’t worry about my father; he will be back real soon but in the meantime, if you want a match for any of your men all you got to do is ask! Ron Wright: Glad you said that. See you this week in Columbus, Georgia! Match Buddy Landell defeats Mike Graham with the Figure 4 and a grab of the ropes for leverage Buddy Landell: Well as you know things have not been going real good for the Nature Boy and the Hollywood Blondes. First, somehow, Rip Oliver looses to that punk Jeff Jarrett and he is out of the UWF. Next, somehow Rip Rogers gets hurt at the hands of that freak, Exotic Adrian Street. All of a sudden, Nature Boy is all alone and even for someone as great as me, this is a tough industry to go it alone. Well I tell ya, my phone never stopped ringing. Everyone wants to be by my side as they know I will take you straight to Space Mountain! But I needed someone who was going to get me over the top. Well I think I found the perfect additions to the Hollywood Blondes! Jim Ross: Did you say additions as in more than one. Buddy Landell: I am a man who deserves a lot so I got a lot. First, let’s bring out the newest leader of the Hollywood Blondes…. Luscious Johnny Valiant. Luscious Johnny Valiant: I must admit that I am so excited to be the newest manager of the Hollywood Blondes. I mean Buddy Landell is Top 10 all over the World. From Japan to Canada to New Zealand, The Nature Boy is top notch! With my guidance, the Hollywood Blondes will soon be the NWA National Tag Team Champions. Consider this your warning Rock n Roll Express. Shine up those belts and hand them over. COMMERCIAL The segment begins with the UWF champ, Magnum T.A., Ole Anderson and Giant Baba at the podium where Ole and T.A. lead the interview. Magnum is grateful for his chance to be the Champion of the UWF and that he is willing to defend his title against all comers but that the three of them have some more important things to take care of… specifically the Koloffs. T.A. really hypes up what Baba is going to do to Ivan this week and that together the three are going to do there best to make sure Nikita’s title reign is as short lived as possible. We also find out that this week in Columbus, Georgia, it will be a rematch of the UWF tournament finals as T.A. will defend this week against Dick Murdoch. Match Steve Dr. Death Williams with Skandar Akbar crushes DJ. Peterson with the Oklahoma Stampede At the interview desk, Dr. Death says all the right things about Akbar bringing back Haku and how Devastation Inc. is now the most unstoppable force in all of wrestling. Match Ron Bass defeats Superstar Graham when Black Bart clocked Graham over the head with the branding iron and Bass followed it up with the Texas Gourdbuster At the interview desk, the Long Riders are having a good laugh about what they did to Exotic Adrian Street at the Memorial Day Bash when Miss. Linda and Exotic Adrian Street come prancing out as Jim Ross asks for some decorum. Exotic Adrian Street: Don’t worry Jim Ross. These two cowboys here prove time and time again that they can’t fight a fair fight and I have no interest in facing both of them by myself again. Ron Bass: Well at least you learned something but I hope you learned you can’t beat us. Exotic Adrian Street: Oh you are so simple minded. I did not mean that at all. I meant that I needed a partner and boy did I find me a dandy and if you dare, how about a match right here on TV next week! Black Bart: Well daggonegummit, I mean if this person wants to team with you, they must not be too smart especially if he is willing to get in the ring with us! Might just have to brand him too. So yeah sure, you got yourself a match. COMMERCIAL Match Ivan Koloff vs Giant Baba Baba takes control after about 4 minutes of a nice back and forth as he connects with a Big Boot followed by a huge suplex. All of a sudden, Nikita hits the ring. It was like Magnum and Ole knew yhis was going to happen as they were only a few seconds behind. The fan favorites looked to be in good shape until a man in a red mask hits the ring. Jim Ross has no idea who it is but the sides are three apiece and the brawl is on. Jim Ross: Sorry folks but we are out of time. We will have to get to the bottom of this next week.

The AWA has some serious tag teams here of which my favorite might be Snake and Nord

This game always keeps us on our toes. Love OMG here and the joint event with the AWA should be awesome

The UWF is listening to offers on the Ultimate Warrior

That July 5th show is going to be big. Our game is a great representation of the 80's and the Kansas Jayhawks are a team in on territory and wrestling each other in another. Reminds me of I believe UWF and Georgia in 1986. JYD was in a hospital bed in one show and wrestling in the other.

Nice show... I agree with Gene in that I was surprised Dibiase lost the tag match. I guess he didn't bring enough cash across the border to be off the ref.

That ESPN show was perfect! I would have been on the edge of my seat for the entire show. I really enjoyed the Canadian Championship match as I was unsure of the outcome. I keep expecting Adams to win one of these title matches.

6/1/1986 BARTON COLISEUM LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS (HOUR #1) The show starts with a video of Nikita Koloff defeating Rick Martel for the NWA World Title at the Memorial Day Bash in Pensacola. Hello everybody. Welcome to UWF Wrestling. We are coming to you from the Barton Coliseum in Little Rock Arkansas. I am Jim Ross and my partner today is Cowboy Bill Watts. Well Bill, as we all just saw, we have begun a new era in the NWA. The unfortunate title reign of Nikita Koloff has begun. Cowboy Bill Watts: That’s right Jim and it just sickens me to have to call him the champ but give Nikita his due. He has been unstoppable since coming to the NWA. We will be hearing from both Ivan and Nikita Koloff in our second hour. Match: DOOM (Hacksaw Butch Reed & Ron Simmons) defeat Randell Kayne & Paul Flynn when Reed hit a top rope Shoulder block on Kayne After Reed and Simmons spend some time high fiving the fans they head over to the interview desk where Jim Ross let’s everyone know that last week at Memorial Day Bask, Doom beat Tony Atlas and Bad Bad LeRoy Brown causing Ernie Ladd to lose his managerial license. Ross also let’s everyone know that he has since left the UWF as has Tony Atlas, Ray Candy and LeRoy Brown. Bill Watts steps in and explains that Tony Atlas, who Ladd turned on last week was forced to leave the UWF due to him being under contract to Ernie Ladd who has since sold his contract to another wrestling promotion as Ladd claimed that he could not stomach Atlas to be around him any longer. Watts also says that LeRoy Brown and Ray Candy are staying loyal to Ladd and his Nation of Domination and have agreed to follow Ladd wherever he goes. Hacksaw Butch Reed: How does it feel Ernie Ladd to know that I have know put you out of the UWF twice! First I whopped your behind and forced you to retire and now Ron Simmons and myself have ended your managerial career here in the UWF! Ron Simmons: Boy did that feel great but one thing is for sure… we have some unfinished business with Ray Candy who Pearl Harbored us after the match. If you ever dare to return to the UWF we will beat you like the dog you are! I don’t even care if you bring back Ernie Ladd with you! I mean I just got here and have not had the pleasure of pounding his big ugly head! COMMERCIAL Match: Eddie Gilbert with Missy Hyatt beats Jerry Musher with the Hotshot Eddie Gilbert: Well, well, well… I know all you Rednecks here in Arkansas where hoping you would not be seeing my face tonight. Well get used to it! That stupid Tommy Rich thought a real women like Missy Hyatt would be by his side when she could have Hotstuff! Well I guess we fooled all you pea brains and now Tommy Rich is out of the UWF! Let’s put that aside for a minute and get down to what is really important around here and that is getting a belt around my waist and to make sure that Missy Hyatt is recognized as Queen of the UWF! Missy Hyatt: That’s right and why not kill two birds or dogs with one stone. I mean what else would you call a skank like Baby Doll but a dog! Her and Lex Luger call themselves the Perfect Alliance but they are just the perfect losers. All of a sudden Baby Doll and Lex Luger rush out but Missy and Gilbert ran away towards the locker room! Baby Doll: Any day Missy! Any day. In fact, I am pretty confident that I could beat Eddie Gilbert never mind you. Lex Luger: Eddie Gilbert… you have crossed the line. You have allowed that mouthpiece in a tube top to write a check you can’t cash. When I get you in the Torture Rack, you are going to know why they call me the Total Package. How about it Cowboy Watts … this week at the Mid-South Coliseum … Eddie Gilbert and myself for the UWF Southern Championship. Cowboy Bill Watts: Deal! MATCH Honky Tonk Ron Ferris beats Homer O’Dell with the Shake Rattle & Roll Jim Ross: Well Ron Ferris its been awhile since we have seen you in these parts. Honky Tonk Man: First of all, from now on I will answer only to Honky Tonk Man and the reason it took me so long to get back to the UWF is the man to your left. That’s right; it is Cowboy Bill Watts who is at fault. I have been up north for quite some time and have become famous for my music and also my wrestling and Cowboy Bill Watts did not want to pay me what I am worth. In fact, it has taken months to get this deal done. One of the only reasons I agreed to come back here was to put that loud mouth Jerry Lawler in his place. Well just as I thought. As soon as he heard I was in contract talks to return, that yellow bellied dog ran for the hills. Well listen up Lawler, where ever you may be, I will be in action this week in the town you say you are the King of… that’s right, Memphis. I will quickly put some jobber out of his misery and if you feel like hearing some chin music, come on down to the Mid-South Coliseum and I will let you hear me play my guitar across your head. COMMERCIAL MATCH THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS WITH JIM CORNETTE DEFEATS MEMPHIS VICE (Winston & Bryant) WITH THE ALABAMA JAMMER BY EATON ON WINSTON Jim Ross: Well Cornette, how does it fell to be the manager of the former NWA National Tag Team Champions as you lost the Scaffold Match to the Rock n Roll Express? Jim Cornette: Shut up Jim Ross! I mean it was a set up. The NWA conspired with the UWF to take our titles in some gimmick match. And trust me, mother’s lawyers are looking into it! Our shoulders were never down for the three count! Beautiful Bobby and Denis Condrey did not submit. Instead, we were smart enough to climb down a 25 foot scaffold and for this we have our belts taken away. Jim Ross: I think the goal was to stay up on the scaffold! Jim Cornette: I told you to shut up! It was a gimmick but let me tell you what won’t be… our victory this week in the Mid-South Coliseum as we are invoking our rematch clause! All of a sudden, the Rock n Roll Express strut out with their new titles and just verbally give it to the Midnight Express! This quickly brings out Dirty Dick Slater to put the numbers advantage on the side of Cornette. Ricky Gibson: Oh Dirty Dick Slater. I am glad you are here! While we have no problem beating the Midnight Express again but we needed a little insurance that you weren’t going to stick your nose in our business in the Mid-South Coliseum. Robert Gibson: That’s right Slater. We made a phone call to one of our old friends and he was more than happy to come down and make sure you mind your manners. In fact, he said while he was at it, he might as well come down here and take that UWF Continental Title from you. Dick Slater: Well if this is not an obvious bluff! The crowd erupts as we hear Jim Ross, “Bah Gawd its none other than Terry Taylor! Terry Taylor: Oh Baby does it feel good to be back in the UWF and it is going to feel great taking back that title! Dick Slater seems a little shocked here as he stammers that Terry Taylor isn’t getting a title shot just because he has shown up. He must work his way up from the bottom. Cowboy Bill Watts: Well, Slater, you seem to forget one thing. I make the matches around here. It will be you and Terry Taylor this week in the Mid-South Coliseum… with the Continental Title on the line. Match Haku with Skandar Akbar destroys Verlon Biggs with the Tongan Death Grip. Skandar Akbar: I know all of you people out there in TV land wonder who joined me at ringside at Memorial Day Bash and now you see. It is the return of the most dangerous man in all o f of professional wrestling… Haku. The Road Warriors are very lucky that they got out of Florida with those NWA Titles but they will not be so lucky next time. As I said, Haku is unstoppable and he won’t back down from Animal and Hawk! Jim Ross: Are you saying that Dr. Death or the Barbarian backed down? Skandar Akbar: You don’t see those belts in my possession do you? Jim Ross: Maybe that’s because Haku here tripped up Dr. Death? Haku gives Jim Ross a stare that would send shivers down anyone’s spine as Akbar walks off. COMMERCIAL Match RON FULLER WITH RON WRIGHT BEATS DEAN GARRETT WITH THE FULLER LEGLOCK The crowd is all over Fuller as they are furious he turned on Bullet Bob Armstrong at the Memorial Day Bash. Ron Wright: What is wrong with you people. I mean you are boing the Tennessee Stud! The man who is doing God’s work. He clobbered that heathen Bob Armstrong. One by one, we will get rid of the Unchristian Ones! Ron Fuller: I always knew Bob Armstrong was stupid but I never realized just how stupid he was. Did he ever think that a Fuller, the Royal Family of Wrestling would help an Armstrong … the bottom feeders of wrestling. Jim Ross, do you know how good it felt to hold Bob Armstrong done as Big Bubba Ottman and Grizzly Boone hit Gian Splash after Giant Splash across the chest and ribs of Bob Armstrong. Jim Ross: You are sick Ron Fuller just sick but I know never to count the Bullet out! Take a look at this video. We see Bob Armstrong in a hospital gown in a hospital bed with his abdomen completely wrapped as he vows revenge! Ron Fuller: Hahahaha, I think he had that gowned on backwards! Armstrong, whenever you get back to the UWF, if you get back… Ron Wright, myself and the rest of our Army are going to finish the job!

Just perfect! Finally something from today that is so fun to read. Hope you find another project as this one might be coming to an end soon