Gutenberger

Jericho's gotten a bit chubby in the last months.

Bryan broke the record. I called it!

Oh god, Khali...

Was Bryan eliminated? If so, I did miss it.

BRAAAAUUUUUUUUUN!

Titus sliding under the ring is the highlight of this entire SHOW!

Who is Babatunde?

Could they have Bryan break Rey's record here?

Crowd is absolutely dead for this... Although, somehow, this feels shorter than Mania for the time being.

Fuck, that German on Bryan looked ugly...

WALK WITH ELIAS!

There is your woman on the card. Francesca.

That was no elimination, he never went over the top rope...

SWOGGLE!

Who is Hiroki Sumi?

This is the payoff for their random backstage interaction from a few weeks ago!

Well, at least now it (hopefully) gets interesting. Even the bad Rumbles are usually fun.

Why is Brock winning this? The rule is and always has been the feet on the floor in case of escaping, ins't it?

This isn't even funny anymore...

God, this match is crap. What is WWE thinking?

At this point, I'm pretty much sure the Saudis paid for the fireworks themselves.

If it wasn't clear beforehand, it is now. Rusev can work miracles. Happy Rusev Day!

For once, the times is just right for me. It's 8:45 pm, I've had dinner and ready for what's left to come.

Well, Rusev day is over in Saudi Arabia, too. That's nice to know.

Yeah, that one caught my attention, too. One of the dumbest things I've ever heard,