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let's FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

If they just fuck around, get some spots in and play to the crowd, it's gonna be fun. Both dudes still have presence and charisma despite their bodies being broken down (more so Mutoh). No need to be doing crazy shit.

Shinsuke must have been smoking copious amounts of weed and surfing some really great waves. He's got money, and his body is really not the same as it was. What motivation is there for him to go back to Nooj or other Japanese companies?

Nakamura being able to work in Japan while employed by WWE before Bryan is hilarious.

I think given Sami's history with both Jimmy and Jey, him and KO beating them for the Unified Tag Belts would also be a satisfactory finish. I fully believe they intended something like that for a while, too, as they were hinting at it before Vince stepped down, if memory serves right. Plus, we can always have Sami/KO/Cody vs Bloodline, which is the logical conclusion to all of them reigns, pun intended.

Just the most endearing act in wrestling. Layers and layers. Bonus: Solo Sikoa almost losing it.

I'm going to be honest here: this is nearing Bray Wyatt levels of trash. Swerve is someone who people say is cool, and while I get it, a lot of times he looks really fucking corny and lame. He's more lame and cool so far in his AEW run

Hey, the Dungeon of Doom had some charisma. Bringing in Earthquake and calling him THE SHARK is stupid, but fun goofy shit. Now, Wyatt moves merch. Roman moves ratings and merch. Best thing Reigns did was kicking the Fiend in the nuts and send him packing to Raw. All he needs to do is be Bray Wyatt as a person, ffs. He has built that connection. Also the promo was even better as Roman was feeding off the crowd energy, the Ucey line, and played into it. He even said he was gonna change Sami's name to Sami Uso! Perfect segment.

If the Bloodline segment was great, this was shit. But hey, he's making money without wrestling. Let's keep it that way! I'd rather have a shitty promo segment than a shitty match.

Like, this is one for the ages

Bloodline is still the best thing in wrestling. Very ucey indeed.

Yeah this casting is a bit weird to me. Jeremy Allen White, who's playing Kerry, fits the skinnier, yet ripped type better, and Effron is no stranger to bulking for some of his roles. Swapping them would make the most sense. Plus Zac has that Main Event Tan always ready while JAW is paler.

PCO sounds very likely. Maybe Adam Cole, if he got the green light to return?

Jericho vs Matt Taven it is!

I mean if I fought like CM Punk I would be constantly afraid of a serious physical confrontation with just about anyone.

I just wish modern horror didn't rely so much on CGI. If something like Terrifier can do disgusting gore with great practical effects on a shoestring budget, no reason this show couldn't do something better.

He should start a podcast and talk his shit

I've wore high heels once for shits and giggles and it's honestly one of the most uncomfortable things I've been through. I imagine those particular shoes she's wearing aren't necessarily the worst, but still... Also, how is Gacy being a better Wyatt than Bray Wyatt? Shit.

Someone told him he was playing Kerry too, because that roid belly is MASSIVE. Dude's heart must be the size of a car battery, holy shit. So hyped for this.

He's so worried about promoting Black Adam and trying to get a W over the caped crusaders that he forgot to take care of his family smh A real tribal chief would never

Makes sense. It strikes me as odd seeing him working the C show, but giving the fans something is good. Thought it was more of a "we got no plans for you" thing. I'd argue he was the main draw of his first card. That event had no business doing nearly half a million buys.

Why is Cesaro working against QT Marshall at Dark Elevation?

Can you imagine just how off the wall their closet looks? She even had some Ladyhawke-like glasses and shit at some point. Their taylor must be making some big bucks.

respectfully, of course