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Sammy's promo might have been the most embarrassing stuff I have seen in a while. He didn't fumble any lines, but the content was fucking awful.

How is a match against The Rock clear? Dude has ghosted WWE for what feels like ages, now. Regarding Triple H's choice, it always felt to me like Seth was his guy, and not Roman. Yet here we are and Roman is still the champ and Rollins isn't, which is the right call. Hunter may be a mark, but he ain't dumb. If the crowd goes insane for Cody, he will ride that wave. ACKNOWLEDGE HIM.

If this truly happens, they have lost the plot. How can you drop the ball this bad? When he's easily getting great reactions, can speak very well and be charismatic for days? Like, compare the amount of Dynamite screen time and the reactions he gets in contrast to Danny Garcia, who they clearly have tried and are still trying to get over.

Yeah, Black and Gold NXT looked like a fucking basement. Shit looked really low-rent. I hope they don't do away with actual characters. One of the biggest flaws on 1.0 is that most people were just "I wrestle good" and that's it.

AAAAAAAAAND NEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

BABY USO IS BUILT FOR THAT SHIT

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Also, Hank's speed on that crossbody was scary. BIG MAN'S GOT SPEED!

Unrelated, but fucking LOL at this AARON RODGERS vignette against the Chicago Bears having Cult of Personality as its soundtrack.

Is this Hank fella the newest Blue Pants

I mean to be fair I vividly remember people making fun of Punk early on his WWE stint because his moveset was just a huge puro wankfest. Dude even had KENTA's combo!

She's BUFF and does some actually impressive stuff. Her G2S variation is alright, if not a bit too convoluted.

Nikkita Lyons and Zoey Starks? That's Team Capitol Carnage

Tyler Bate looks like he smokes some mean weed, dude. He looks like the dude too!

Quincy is great, man.

I'm up for it. Big men beating meat!

This 2.0 video package fucking rocks.

Wes Lee vs Melo should fucking rock, bubbas

BRUTUS IS ALSO BUILT DIFFERENT

Julius holding both Pretty Deadly guys on his shoulders? On a Double Doomsday Device? This motherfucker HAS A DOG IN HIM

There was this idea I saw on twitter where Sami ended up defending one of the belts. Succeeds once, so he keeps doing it. Then he loses the belt and it leads to Usos vs Sami/KO for the tag belts. You surely could do worse!

Oh, absolutely. Dude has been doing shit for how many months now? Doing this baptism by fire stuff is like the only way out of this hole they dug for themselves.

Omos just gave the broadcast a Shun Goku Satsu and it went back to the jobbers lying down. Great timing.

Thank you Punk!!!

Segment was fucking money let's fucking go