KawadaSmile

Plus Seth Rollins doing all that just to fuck with Roman also cost him his title. Poetry.

Thought Samantha was fucking awesome. Gimme someone who shows human emotion when it matters, all day. Michael Cole cemented his place at the top, too. I strongly disliked Corey Graves, though. He's good as a play by play guy, but on color commentary and specially on a three-man booth, he's bad.

Get ready for three hours of Cody, Sami and Jey rolling the fattest blunts you'll ever see.

Insane big fight feel. Crowd was on their feet for the entirety of this bout, biting on the smallest of interactions. Roman was criticized for being overly dramatic and slow with his title defenses, but this was worked smartly from the get go. The action was very well-paced, from the use of weapons to the brawling in the crowd, to the big bombs and interferences. If there was a time to go insane with overbooking, it was this one. And to be honest, despite having both Usos, Solo, Rollins, Cena, Rock and the Undertaker involved, the focus never really stopped being on the champion and the challenger. Four years, and this was a crowning achievement in booking and build. The most spectacular main event in Wrestlemania history.

Cody's coronation yesterday was the culmination of YEARS of planning, booking, and all the right pieces falling together at the right time. Roman's Reign was just an insane feat in terms of storytelling and booking. From him feuding with Jey, to still holding a grudge against Seth for turning on his Shield brothers, to accepting Sami Zayn into the Bloodline, to beating Cody last year, we are talking about almost FOUR YEARS of everything brewing into the perfect clusterfuck main event. Now, can they keep this up? The more I think about the match, the more I think it's one of my absolute favorites.

Even so, bubba. Given when the deal was made, around 2018, they still needed Ronda, Becky, Roman, and Lesnar. Their roster was less over than right now, but they 100% couldn’t do it, or at least to that extent, without those very specific guys and gals. It's insane, man. All those international events and they sure as fuck wouldn't be able to fill a stadium in Brazil.

Sure, bubba. Having a guy whose career highlight was being ethered by Adam Cole (and the promo material is still true, they gave him two heavies AND another manager and he still can't get a reaction to save his life) as your main champipn would yield the same results as they are having right now. It's like me saying Cody could have easily be replaced by a goober like Matt Riddle. While, indeed, the money is on the deals you can make and not necessarily having a dominant heel or dominant face champ, who you have as the face of your product is still important. We are not yet at a point where the wrestlers are just interchangeable pieces - Cody and Roman are way, way more marketable figures than most, and that is transparent during pressers and other media events.

Gunther was just as dominant in NXT UK, which despite not being watched by more than 5 people was still Hunter territory.

My Tribal Chief. Roman Reigns. The greatest of all time. Still found time to big brother the shit outta Seth. What a run.

This is honestly one of those moments they can never do again. So many pieces had to fall into place for this to happen throughout what? Seven years? A decade? Insane.

ALL THE GODDAMN STARS

This is a masterpiece

Oh my fucking GOD

ROMAN BUSTING OUT A FISHERMAN'S SUPLEX? HE CAME TO FUCKING WORK

Jesus fucking Christ this already feels IMMENSE

Bubbas not gonna lie I am very anxious

This match was fucking great

Night 2 smoking Night 1, it isn't even funny.

Bayley. Respectfully.

That dickhead is everywhere. He is very popular (as in, he has a huge social media following) and very much a douche.

Please give Speed a punt kick for real

Orton's timing is out of this world. Not even joking around, he's one of the best ever at "getting" professional wrestling. Shame he didn't really give a fuck.

AJ Styles still being able to bust out his 450 splashes while looking like a disgusting blob of muscles and luscious locks is impressive.

Hey it's the MOTN coming up right now!

CUNTERTAKER. (Google the meaning of a red hanky in the right back pocket)