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Cheers for those quotation marks, something was bothering me about the phrasing. You are 100% right, but I always found it weird that a vast majority of wrestlers isn't able to improvise when things go awry. Most people tend to repeat the spot they just blew up, calling attention to it being blown in the first place. Or, worst cade scenario, that Elimination Chamber 15 (or was it 16) match happens and everything completely falls apart WHILE they improvise. Once in a while, on the other hand, we get Usos and Nakamura being absolute pros and working around something the crowd wasn't even aware of, and as such were lauded.

Johnny not flinching for a second to circumvent the mousetrap not working shows he's more clear-headed than 95% of wrestlers.

I am still in awe that Sami Zayn vs Johnny Knoxville is a legit MOTYC

Good morning, fellas. Roman and Brock just had a big fight against each other and the crowd was losing their shit throughout the whole thing. The Head of the Table is both your Universal and WWE Champ. Acknowledge him.

My guess is that Brock was legit hurt (Roman was moving his arms just fine, so I guess it was just him playing up for a dramatic finish later) and they had to cut the match short. Either way, they had a no frills, straight violence match. Did I want more? Yes. Was it a great time regardless? Yes. Is Roman the greatest wrestler of our and all times? Fuck yes.

THE ROCK'S A PUSSY

HE DID IT HE DID IT WITH ONE ARM HE BEAT BROCK LESNAR CLEAN AS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

LT'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Brock's selling is ABSURD. Dude is like the master at looking wounded yet menacing.

Bruh the atmosphere sure lives up to the hype.

HEYMAN KISSED THE TITLE THAT'S A SIGN OF BAD LUCK

IT'S THE BIG DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

I wanna see some real Fujinami/Tenryu '96 level of violence here. That mat better be looking red at the end of this.

Pat got STONE COLD ENDORSEMENT WHAT THE FUCK

GOATED WRESTLEMANIA

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

They'd have to put out a WM34 rehash for that to happen. Shit made me sad.

It's like when Mumm-Ra transformed at the end of a Thundercats episode.

Cole elevated the fuck out of this (great) match. Seemed geniunely emotional over that win.

McAfee is AMAZING.

Motherfucker out there looking like a mega star wearing a tank top and black ripped jeans. Legend.

Dude chose THE stadium song as his entrance theme. He GETS IT.

Yeah, Vince IS taking some bumps tonight bubbas

But we just had AJ vs Edge! I think this will get people hyped up. Pat is great at this shit, and will carry Theory to something dope.

My thoughts exactly. He has the mannerisms down pat, it's insane.