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THIS IS WAR WRESTLING AND ROMANCE

TAYTSUYORI SHIBATA MOTHERFUCKERS

Sorry Tay but you ain't topping Jade when she has THAT FUCKING ENTRANCE. MEGA STAR. GIVE HER ALL THE BELTS BRITT BAKER M.I.D. YOU ARE THE PAST

BRAZIL

Swerve is charismatic as fuck but holy shit dude, you spent like a year feuding with Santos Escobar who's the best dressed man in wrestling and you debut in AEW with suspenders and a belt are you kidding me

WARDLOW felt like Mike Awesome there. Just zero fucking regard, holy shit. Christian's old ass might be the only one who hasn't absolutely died.

Also, if WARDLOW doesn't pull a Sub Zero on MJF after looking like a world beater in this match, he's pussy.

That's kind of an underwhelming albeit good finish to a very fun and creative match!

Danhausen sucks. Mean while, Starks is DEAD.

How the fuck do you manage to overthrow a grown man like that, man. I am fucking shocked.

FUUUUUUUUCK Keith Lee MURDERED OC

and Christian!

Bruuuuuuhhhhhh Orange Cassidy is fucking amazing

Ethan Page is All Elite. What a talent!

Keith Lee has this in the bag. I mean, what is the infinite symbol if not a twisted ring?

Ricky Starks can do it, I won't mind. Or Claudio (if he does debut). Respectfully of course.

BIG MEATY MEN BREAKING EACH OTHERS BACKS

He ain't even the best dinosaur in this match. Fish is better than him.

Listen, I dunno what the agreement between reDragon and the Bucks is exactly, but if the plan is to get the title away from the Express so that they can give each other a title shot later, why not just pull a fingerpoke finish I'm so sick of strike exchanges god dammit

They have that Hollywood Hogan facial hair and that Hollywood Hogan hairline, brother!

Also, the Jacksons might have less swag than Cutler.

Unless they wanna make reDragon/YB a non-title feud, I really don't see Jurassic Express winning this.

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

jericho eased up on the booze and is having his best match in a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong while

really wish apron spots were something to enhance a match, and not an item on a check list. three out of four matches have had them