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Ciampa winning is literally the worst possible choice

Ivy Nile break my spine

Diamond Mine also has a HOSS lady. Fucking aces faction, man. Von Wagoner (what a name) is Cal Bloom, son of Blake Beverley. NXT 2.0 is great, man

Fucking Regal. Dude's called Von Wagner? Are you for real?

COWBOY HATS ON FOR GOTH MANDY ROSE

IT'S DAMIEN PRIEST!

Some dudes are just yelling "Hit Row" to the tune of their theme song and it is almost as annoying as that theme!

What are Cade and Murdoch doing here

He military pressed LA Knight, who is not small, like he wasn't shit. Imagine him throwing all those FOOLS in the main event. Just give him the title. THE PEOPLE NEED IT.

He fucking rocks, but I'm not calling him Bron Breakker. Push him to the fucking MOON.

If I were the bookers, just have Rex Steiner take Knigth's place and then win the whole thing, fuck it.

OH MY FUCKING GOD HE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE SCOTT STEINER LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pete Dunne is greasier than a butcher's cellphone

Tony Schiavone and Michael Cole are 1A and 1B to me. I always thought Tony had the best voice for pro wrestling, too.

Big E popping those numbers even when NFL was having a fantastic match in Ravens/Raiders (it had an all-timer ending) is incredible to be honest. And listen, the last two RAW champions were Drew McIntyre and Bobby Lashley. BOTH are more over than before their reigns, so it's the one thing that has been happening in RAW in a positive light. I thought Drew was going to be dead in the water once live crowds came back or when he started feuding with Jinder, but he still is massively adored. It doesn't hurt that he is built like those dudes in the cover of adult romance books and knows it. Every time he takes off his kilt or his shirt, people go apeshit. Lashley survived an all-time dumb decision when they split The Hurt Business, yet he still comes across as a great, amazing threat. People lost their minds when he locked up with Omos, for good reason. I have faith that Big E will have a very good run. Specially when he makes that "CLAP FOR YOUR WWE CHAMP AND FEEL THE POWER" spiel. Instant hype.

Any word on Triple H? Is he okay?

I'm calling the cops

Look, I am over the moon with E was champ, but man did I love Lashley's reign. Even after disbanding The Hurt Business (guess they were getting too over) he still had a great damn run. MVP is truly a Miracle Man.

But Lashley had no stories for the WWE belt, he was more feuding with RKBro for the tag titles than anything. I mean, he did beat absolutely everyone in the division!

Listen, we will get: The Bloodline vs Balor/Street Profits The Bloodline vs New Day. Let's fucking GOOOOOOOOOOP

I guess the time was right for Big E to win, but not for Roman to lose. Also, Lashley still looked like a monster even in defeat. Let's fucking go.

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Orton vs Lashley rocked and we still have 10 mins left. Could it be?

I think turning either Big E or Kofi and Xavier heel would be worse than having Langston fail in his cash-in.

It doesn't rock that much but even the best promi vignettes possible mean nothing if he wrestles in gladiator gear