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LET'S FUCKING GO GIVE ME THE STONE PITBULL VS THE BIG DOG, THAT'S ALL I ASK

NICK KHAN BROKERING A WORKING RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN NJPW AND WWE TRULY THE GOAT

I complain a lot about Brazilian broadcasters inserting memes, jokes and whatnot on commentary (for instance, there is this one play-by-play commentator, Rômulo Mendonça, who often refers to Lou Williams as "the bigamous one"), but I think in the case of pro wrestling in general, one kind of has to have this mindset.

Dude is built like a Dragon Ball Z character. Drake would get his ass slammed back to deathmatches.

Y'see, bubba Nintendo Logic posted on this very page that Ospreay wasn't really injured, but instead "lost his smile". In this case, "lost his smile" means "lost his girlfriend".

Jim Ross is going off the deep end, him saying Randy Orton is the best in the world is one of the most precise things he's said in a while

Word does seem to be that Ospreay breaking up with Bea led him to drop the belt which is quite something tbh.

bro what the fuck

hey I like that they realized they could just push Kofi as a credible babyface act

Eat your heart out Jerry Lawler!

Oh, he didn't know?

I must have missed this Dolph Ziggler theme change, thank the Lord

Holy shit he is SHREDDING to Nakamura's theme that's awesome

RICK BOOGS made the main roster!

Honestly, a shame things went down like that. I *loved* the Velveteen Dream gimmick and the dude oozed charisma, but sending minors unsolicited dick pics (plus rumours of him enjoying nose candy maybe too much) were a huge, huge no-no.

This owns

For real, he seems to have a better understanding of how to conduct a business than HHH ever did. Getting rid of problematic turds is good for your bottom line!

I read this without seeing the quote and I could've sworn Brandi Lauren was some of those FOX News pundits. Gotta be honest with y'all: Nick Khan would probably make for a better owner/leader than HHH.

Yup. Some stories are surfacing about NXT talent feeling uncomfortable when he was around, and him *allegedly* being racist was one of the reasons. Truly hectic shit.

Per Sean Ross Sapp, it seems Drake's story is even juicier

THE STREAQ IS OVER

Didn't he get a concussion from Kofi's Trouble in Paradise? Other than that, it is his first major injury.

This match rocks, as noted above, but Roman locking that guillotine and making Cesaro's bald head look like a grape ready to burst was just a great, great visual. Him working that arm while shit-talking Bryan was also very, very good. Two of the very best bringing their A game.

PRIEST VS LASHLEY LET'S GO JUST PUSH THIS DUDE

nearly 20 people and they just barely caught Morrison. FFS.