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Hulk Hogan being worked like a mark would be top tier storytelling.

Real Smash and Crush era Demolition vibes going on.

Classy.

From the Observer. My God.

Holy shit

There were cool things, but next week's RAW seems like the actually relevant show.

The moment he made his WM debut, it was kinda clear to me that he would at least get that title shot. When he had that HiaC match with a torn pec and a babyface performance for the ages, it was just a matter of time before he took it from Reigns.

Plus it's not like Cody wouldn't get a big fucking pop regardless. They are just hyping the shit outta him because he is beating Roman.

The corpse of Tom Brady has been defeated. This must have felt like Goldberg beating Hogan's ass. We know that old fart ain't done but it sure feels good watching him lose!

Podolski ain't even mediocre, he's just fucking bad! Somehow he's a World Cup winner despite his best seasons being in like 2002 or 2003. Ibra is overrated as shit. Yeah, a big man who can dribble as well as he does is impressive, but you never could really count on him during Champions League knock-out games and he spent his early 30s hiding in the then awful Ligue 1. No simpy from me! Choked on the big stages much like KENTA when he had that one RAW match.

Ibrahimovic.

Great little match between Tozawa and Reed. Bronson will do great stuff.

The Gang Goes Jihad is WILD.

That fucking Huskus the Piggy Boy from the Firefly Funhouse got its name from Bray Wyatt's Husky Harris gimmick! I just hate everything about that sentence I typed!

There was that Orton WM match where they projected worms and maggots onto the mat. It fucking suuuuuuucked and then he just lost clean.

His last great singles match happened in 2015 vs Roman at HiaC. After that, there was a decent tag stint with Orton, and a sneaky good tag run with Matt Hardy, of all people. You can't have spoopy bullshit take center stage all the fucking time because they do not translate well to the main event. Even Taker, who was a literal dead man early on, had to put his working boots every now and then.

The Jacksonville Jaguars just overcame a 27-point deficit to win an NFL playoff game 31-30. Pray for Tony Khan

Speaking of which, Francis Ngannou, possibly the greatest HW of this generation, is a free agent. Could he make the jump to professional wrestling? He's build like a goddamn statue and has one of the best life stories in UFC history. Plus he could tank bodyshots. He didn't get the money he deserved, so would a more lucrative contract entice him?

Bray Wyatt could be good in the same role as The Master. Speaking his spooky bullshit while more talented wrestlers take action.

Yup, Julia Hart took an even nastier bump a while ago and seemed to be alright. Hope Anna's alright.

Damn I just saw Ruby looking like she was a victim in Terrifier. Need to watch that. She needed a match to consolidate her as a credible player in the division, because she's been around for quite a while and hasn't done a whole lot.

Kross is the worst out of the three dudes, but Bray was the only one to get a MAIN EVENT PUSH. Kross got big dogged by The Big Dog, thank God.

Seems like we are going back to the way things were after Wrestlemania. Big Series Finale feeling: Usos lose both belts, same goes for Roman. Bloodline is no more.

Roman Reigns would instantly become Montana Khan's biggest champ. Book Roman vs Omega already. Buy it, cokehead.

So does the running bum. Major whiplash. Respectfully.