Dav'oh

Flying cross-body from Satnam Singh was...something. Helicopter Razor's Edge is probably not the best idea.

Eddie's non-descript (I'm being kind) physique (I'm being kind) really works for him. Unlike Cole's non-descript (I'm being kind) physique (I'm being kind).

Ricochet's chest gonna look like Kofi's in ten minutes

Seems like a backhanded attempt to denigrate AEW by calling it an indy. Or was NXT 1.0 the indy fans you were referring to? Because they were "HOOOOOOOOO"-ing "BAY-BAY"-ing along there, too. If anything, the stand-alone WWE is truly "independent", given the number of promotions AEW works with... "Wrestler X is over as fuck! Give him ALL the belts!" "They've been pushing Wrestler Y for ages and they're still not over. Move them to Dark for a while." Even you, is a comment on his popularity - he's not popular with you.

And Abadon should win it. Everyone else's pales in comparison.

I think they have enough wrestlers to create a Face Paint Title. It's like every third person on their roster.

Hate to be a geography Nazi, but Australia's no-where near the Atlantic. Think I saw the Chinese flag on the belt, too.

My garage would be full of pilfered "E"s and no road sign would be safe if I lived in California. I used to live on Tucker Rd, but never defaced the signs because they were already, perpetually, defaced. And I'm too mature

TIL There's a Bret Harte Middle School in San Jose. Disappointingly, no-one has stolen the last "e" from the sign.

I don't see how this turns Edge face. He's a despised heel getting beaten up by other heels, but he's still a heel.

Swerve is a better name than Veer...

I get full Buff Bagwell Jr vibes from Austin Theory.

Are the Usos the tag-team that's gone the longest without being split up? They've been a unit since 2010-ish by my count. Vince obviously doesn't see money in either of them as a singles competitor, so they'll still be feuding with Kofi and Woods in 2042.

Plus he received nerve-deadening injections, so he worked "injured" but he didn't work "hurt". There was no "pain barrier" for him to "work through".

...and now Seth is a guy who couldn't beat a one-armed man, even with all the international objects he wanted.

Does anyone here really believe Cody wasn't pumped full of as many painkillers as medically possible?

You can't bruise a bruise...

Seth embracing fatherhood by rocking the dad-bod.

Must be a depressing place to work. No wonder so many of them turn to "recreational" soy cappucinos to escape reality.

Best off billing yourself as from Parts Unknown, or having winter/summer/spring/fall residences.

"We want tables!" Who the fuck gets excited about pre-cut plyboard bumps in 2022?

It's as old as wrestling itself: it's when they mix drugs that the problems start. Punk was using lavender to get to sleep, then a skinny caramel moccachino walnut latte to wake up. It's how we lost Gino Hernandez.

Alex Watson aka the Cappucino Kid, was disqualified in the 1988 Olympic pentathlon for excessive levels of caffeine. Caffeine is a hell of a drug. It will strip you of everything.

Re: "the wrong people won the Owen". Martha Hart, whose imprimatur was essential for the tournament, seemed pretty happy to crown Britt and Cole.

Point is, Punk is as much of a junkie as the people he claims to be holier than. And I need to work on my analogies...