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Few people in the wrestling world I want to hear less from than Chris Jericho these days. Would be a lot more interested if they had Cody/Kenny/Tony on.

Joe's WWE run has been so frustrating. Besides all the injuries at the worst times, his revival was so huge compared to where he was from probably 2009-2015 where he was just completely out of shape, motivation, and passion, to the years too late jump to WWE and then.....he's doing incredible work but none of the matches really matched the level at which he was working. Be it with Balor, Nakamura, AJ, Roman, Rollins, Zayn. I can't figure out what the deal was, but nothing ever seemed to ramp up no matter how good Joe's work individually was in any given match.

Joey Janela is probably the first guy I'd cut because god he fucking sucks at everything. Shitty in the ring, shitty at promos, shitty look, shitty body, shitty everything. The only thing of value he offers is he'll do crazy bumps, but so will 90% of the roster who are also athletic and better at wrestling and/or promos. I'd then cut Billy Gunn's sons because they're annoying as fuck and it's like a nightmare team of Mr. Ass and Rockabilly eras. After that there's a 50 guys I've never even seen in action because they're only on Dark so I'd have to actually see them before I could make judgements on their value and quality.

Sasha has been the best talent in WWE outside of a few stretches where Bryan/AJ/Ali took over since late 2014. She should have already been on her second or third WM main event. Great to see her get her spot and do it with a star making performance. Everyone's best matches are with Sasha, especially in a big match setting. I hope they do a rematch at Summerslam because they have a unique chemistry and can do some stuff together I don't think they can do with anyone else and I'd like to see more of it.

Had some Brock at 19 flashbacks when she hitched on the ropes before the 450

The crowd is much smaller than it looks on TV. Everything past the lower bowl/floor seats are cardboard cutouts. It's also been raining off and on most of the show, and there's also been piped in noise from time to time.

Already multiple cool as fuck spots in this. Waiting for Banks Statement with Bianca's hair wrapped around her neck/face

The list of people who have done the Canadian Destroyer over the past couple of years: Bad Bunny David Arquette Ricky Morton Buff Bagwell

Lmaoooooooooooooooooooo

Alright it's after 11 let's wrap this up and get to the main event please

I think Austin can come out as long as he wants since he didn't have years of embarrassing himself and ruining his legacy. He also still looks like Stone Cold and not a fat old hobbled sad guy. In fact he probably looks better now than he has in 10 years.

Lmao I like Mandy, she seems like a goofy soccer mom at heart

Shane McMahon the GOAT

Yikes that almost went real bad

Disagree, this has been fine and on par with WMs of the past few years imo. Definitely better than all but the first Saudi show which was the better WM that year.

Every day we stray farther from Vince Sr.'s light

Shane also out mat wrestled Kurt in a couple of exchanges in 2001

All I can hope for is Shane's insane bump is the way to write him off TV for good.

Am I mistaken or is this Shane/Braun angle the same storyline as Shane vs Big Show some 20 years ago?

This is weird as hell but also enjoyable

My favorite thing about New Day is it's very obvious Vince has no idea what the fuck they're talking about or what they're into but lets them say whatever and do shit like a pixel video game fusion dance graphic for their intro

The stomp > uppercut reversal was rad. Liked Seth pulling out the pedigree, I don't think he's used that since the WM match with HHH.

All I'm seeing is giant Oney Lorcan out here

I feel like the pedigree would be a 1 count kick out in Reseda

This is a hilarious comedy of errors