Johnny Sorrow

I mean, obviously they couldn't say "peice of shit" but "crap" is right there.

Was there ever a worse insult in wrestling than Hardy calling Edge a peice of feces? Who says that?

The look of a Valentine elbow smash is far more "upped actiony" than A Bulldog doing something quickly. It's all such a weird discussion. Valentine had been a WWF guy and a Crockett guy. Snuka was a Georgia guy as well as Orndorff. The Calgary guys were three dudes plus Neidhart who had been in Mid South. There's no real clear distinctions.

That makes Sophie's Choice seem like "Soup or salad?"

I think it's a difference in how you define "workrate" , which is a terrible term that needs to die in a gasoline fire. But if you really want to look at s guy who brought a more exciting style to the WWF, look at Sgt. Slaughter in the early 80's.

Fuck, they already have that Samoa Joe shirt available on WWE Shopzone.

YES YES YES YES WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Enzo and Cass' entrance deal is one of my favorite things in wrestling.

Owens is so great. "I'm sorry to bother you..." "But you did anyway."

Balors body paint is fucking cool as fuck.

No magic camera, I love it was caught by "a fan and his phone."

There's people who just can't enjoy anything. They have to find anything to complain about when people are all praising something. In this case, it's them going on about Owens' promo.

Yeah that Owens bit fucking ruled. At some other sites I was reading all this shit about Owens being awful on the mic during it. I just watched it and he was great. He was being calm and cocky and he has an accent, as English isn't his first language.

I remember reading that part of Bruno's deal when he agreed to go into the HOF included a few Legends Roundtables. I have no idea if they were ever done, though.

Ziggler's stitches. We were talking on the reaction show about if he bladed or not, this looks hardway to me.

Well, technically the actual words "I Quit" are supposed to said in an I Quit match.

Yeah cause Tully never said the words "I Quit" either. Oh and Bret vs Austin wasn't an I Quit match.

My nephew just jumped up and screamed "JOHN CENA WON THE BATTLE!" and ran outside to celebrate by jumping on the trampoline . So a million stars.

Ryback's is like if the Star Trek logo was a shark. "We were in the water fer three days. Then the Ryback, he come cruisin"

That kicked ass.

Bray's T Shirt is dropping a hint at a full Wyatt Family reunion. It says "Follow The Light It'll Lead You Back Home."

That match ruled. Dolph split his head open like a melon.

The friends and roomies here who watched WWF in the eighties are loving the Mega Powers 😀

Let's see, we have a cooler full of beer, bleu cheese burgers, zucchini, and brats on the grill, veggie platter out, and a pizza for the kids and for later munchie attacks. House is full of friends and kids and dogs. And I have tomorrow off from work. Gonna be a fun night.

There's nothing like a good joke. And that was nothing like a good joke.