Johnny Sorrow

Shield/ Evolution was chapter two in "here's the guys you love beating up HHH and the weird hate you have for him Internet" saga. At Mania it was Bryan pinning HHH and beating all of them. Tonight it was the Shield's turn to get that rub. They reunite Evolution complete with shirts and in their first match they get beat. It was awesome.

Not according to my pal who was there. This show was great. The only blah shit was the chicks match and the stupid handicap match.

Little Johnny is my new favorite .

THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!!

Well that was the most easily predicted outcome in forever. Lol

Man that skirt is painted on. G.......rowl.

That was fucking fun. Cesaro's a beast. RVD looked like he killed himself with the face to the can lip.

HAHAHAHAHA! Heyman rules. Way to troll ECW fans.

I got home from a lovely production of The Sound of Music to sit down and watch two midgets kill each other. My life is wonderful.

Jesus this is a crazy fucking match.

Tonight's gonna be the test of my new Roku and my shitty Century Link internet.

And it gives Orton a fallback angle they can use if they want, about him never actually being beaten for the belt. Orton's there for the long haul, Batista's not.

True, but part of the build to Mania was playing on the whole crowd shitting on Batista in favor of Bryan and then Batista going on about how he's baffled that the crowds cheer for Bryan now and not "real men" like him. Mania was the culmination of Bryan's journey, and part of that had to be him beating the guy they "replaced" him with at the Rumble that the fans rejected. Bryan had already shown that he could beat Orton.

Cesaro is his guest on the newest show and it's fantastic. Just a fun conversation with some cool stories and Cesaro seems like the coolest guy and seems to really have a good head on his shoulders about how to succeed.

Wyatt isn't doing the Waylon Mercy gimmick at all. Outside of Hawaiian shirts and the hat there's nothing the same. Waylon was clearly doing a Cape Fear deal, Wyatt is a cult leader with a Messiah complex. And it's fucking awesome. Someone called it Kevin Sullivan in Florida with a budget, which is dead on.

Did he feel that Ole Anderson was purposely sandbagging him during the six man when he teamed with Dusty and Magnum against the Horsemen? And if so, did he have words with him about it?

All three of them exude "bad boy" sexy, but each in their own way. Like "The Outsiders". (Pony Boy, not Hall and Nash) They really are that "print money" group that appeals to guys and gals.

The crowd was about to crazy for HHH getting the triple powerbomb, so he most definitely has a connection with them. The IDEA that HHH was gonna get hit with that move popped them huge.

That Cena promo was good stuff. He was mainly serious, but was doing a "Ok, I was unsettled..but I've got my head together now and I'm gonna repond by being me" which includes joking around to deflect how Wyatt has gotten into his head. His character has ALWAYS been someone who uses jokes/ raps/ insults to mask any fear or nerves he has. Shit, I'm like that. I always fall back on jokes in my life when I'm upset or freaked out. And it still ended with "I'm gonna put a foot up his ass." which rules. BNB is so much fun. I love it when you can see a guy embracing his gimmick and enjoying it. And he and RVD had a fine match. The post match stuff was fun as well. The Shield promo was cool, I loved the way it was shot. Batista's suit looked like a cross between Cary Grant in "North By Northwest" and a test pattern. I love Ric Flair. And I get the idea of him saying the The Shield are the NEW faction of awesomeness...but Jesus Christ... It was like that drunk Uncle you love who stumbles up to the mic at a wedding, says some shit that has some truth mixed with babbling about old times, and then stumbles away to pass out in the coat check room. That being said, the Shield/ Evolution segment was fucking AWESOME. Hour number three sure picked up from the first two hours.

Bryan clobbering Kane with a wrench was fucking great. That whole segment was killer, as was the "'YOU BITCH!" bit.

Yeah man, that was cool as fuck. One of my favorite things I've seen in wrestling, angle-wise, ever. The rest of this RAW has been pretty blah so far. I still have an hour to go.

Haha, I loved Heyman's knock knock joke.

More like The Surreal Life. There's no contest or getting voted off.

Pervy Patterson asking the guy behind the butcher counter if he liked handling meat had me rolling .

I remember a Koko vs Super young Rick Steiner match from Mid South/ UWF that I loved. It had the fucking bossest power slam spot. I haven't seen it since 1986, but I remember loving it.