Johnny Sorrow

That would be the greatest thing ever. Then it bursts into flames as we hear "I've got some bad ne...OH THE HUMANITY!"

Subtlety, thy name is Barrett.

OH YOU DIDNT KNOW? Awesome, WOOOOOO!

I love that the Outlaws shirts look like a bootleg WWF shirt you'd have bought on the Jersey Seaside Heights Boardwalk in 1998.

Bob Armstrong joke by Lawler, nice.

Stupid Pizza Hut Wing Street sent me the wrong Buffalo Wings.

Or he asked Vince, or it was Vince's idea or whatever . The point is I doubt Larry gave a shit whether Curtis won or lost. He was happy to see his grandson work.

Larry was probably backstage and Axel said, "hey, wanna go down there with me and watch me work?" I seriously doubt whether he won or lost mattered.

THE AXE!

Hello, Renee's gams.

Yeah, the Usos are a top team now.

Y'all can jump in a lake. I love the Outlaws.

I'm thinking Alice is there purely because she's got a great radio voice and Cornette wants a Robin Quivers. Does she produce while doing the shows ?

The whole stupid argument here is fucking new levels of stupid. Just awful. Just change the name of the thread to "What Is Bad Wrestling Internet Dick Waving?"

That's kind of what I expected. Daffy Jerry: "You can't enjoy a match without suspending disbelief, having an emotional connection with the wrestlers, and working up a good bit of empathy for them." bugs jdw: "Okay, Doc... here's a match that's cool, with a specific section that I dig as much as carrots. Tell me what I think about it when I watch it." Daffy Jerry: "Shot the Duck! Shot the Duck!!!" Bugs could be a total dick in those.

Fuck Tanahashi. If Bugs and Daffy aren't real to you then you stink.

Aw, man.

Flair vs Nikita at Starrcade 86. We were there and so hyped all night. The show was awesome and we were cooking for the main event. And it was a double DQ. Just sucked the life out of everyone.

I'm picturing Parv as Donald Sutherland in Animal House. "I'm not joking. This is my JOB!"

You ever meet someone who REALLY hates wrestling? I don't mean the whole, "Ah that shit is stupid and fake" types but the guys who act as if it's existence is an affront to them on a visceral level? I knew a guy back in Jersey like that. He was the lead bartender at our local neighborhood bar and if wrestling came up, he just start railing and frothing about it. Had something to do with him having been a star wrestler in school and Pro Wrestling just offended him on a level that seemed crazy.

The old Philadelphia Civic Center was an amazing old dump to see wrestling in the Eighties.

Yeah, he's been ending promos with it now for a few weeks.

Did everyone ignore the promo Cena did where he talked about how the crowd wants new guys? Cause it was pretty cool yet goofy in that awesome Cena way.

I'm gonna wait out initial problems and upgrade my net speed, but first stuff I check out is gonna be the first gen Coliseum tapes.

Good Pro Wrestling makes money. Bad Pro Wrestling loses money. To be brutally honest, that's all there is to it, despite ourselves.