Johnny Sorrow

I watched Sheepherders and Jack Victory vs Fantastics and Taylor in the barbed wire cage when it aired, while making out with a chick doing some stinkfinger. Its the greatest.

And in time my Bock impression is gonna rule.

Will not being able to get over the clipping in Verne/ Bock is the best. Lol

I honestly thought the topic was gonna be about Martel and Zenk.

Wrestling fans, myself included, tend to have a need to try and validate their love of pro wrestling by going on about how bad ass pro wrestlers are "in real life" or "for real...he was a shooter". Shit, wrestlers themselves are the worst about it, understandingly. Let's be real. If the average pro wrestler, as tough as he may be, got into a fight with a pro boxer....the wrestler's face would look like a blueberry pie. And I love that scenario, Jerry...but it's typical Crockett. Fans want to see Tyson knock out a bad guy there...and you aren't giving them that.

If you're gonna post that much in a row, switch av pics so there's a flipmotion effect when I scroll.

Holy shit, that sounds awesome. That's the first time I've ever heard of that, I'd imagine its hilarious.

I remember how refreshing it was that when Piper first turned face in WWF, the other babyfaces didn't trust him at first and immediately like him after years of abuse. The only faces who helped him were the Bulldogs, and they didn't show that on TV. Heh, I actually read that in the first Observer I ever saw that my buddy had gotten. After the Piper's Pit/ Flower Shop debate where Adonis, Muraco, and Orton beat up Piper...the Bulldogs came out to save him but it wasn't shown.

I enjoy that there is literally nothing related to wrestling that you won't defend! Well, maybe not Kevin Nash. But most anything. What was your rationale for Benoit? Hey, eat a dick. I'm not defending Ross's Dad because of wrestling. I'm not even defending it. I was just explaining that it wasn't as insane as it came off to a lot of people. You have a poor farming family in that part of the country at that time with a side business that got fucked because of a kid's negligence. And the hard ass Dad teaches the kid a lesson in a rough, rough way. This isn't some isolated incident of crazy. And, Kevin Nash has entertained me for most of his career. And Benoit was one of my favorite wrestlers. Right up until he became a fucking murderer who should be wiped from history. So go fuck yourself, you self important, pasty faced, Jim Norton look-alike.

It'd have to be something that cost a ton of money and failed right out the gate.

Hey look, Ma! A thread about Burt Reynolds and Star Wars that's managing to be boring. That's new. Thank God Porn got brought up.

I pay 44.95, I don't bother with HD.

Since the question being asked is Pro Wrestler vs. Boxer in a fight, not MMA, I still say Boxer. Sure, you have your Lesnars and Angles, but you're average Pro Wrestler? Come on.

Tyson would have killed him and eaten his liver.

Shaked his head AWESOMELY.

Holy shit, those two are twins! One is a better bumper though. I was just thinking what a fun bit of extremely obscure continuity it would have been if, at Wrestlemania IV, Randy sends Elizabeth to the back and she returns with Tony Garea. I would have marked out til my head exploded.

Everyone participating should do a bunch of blow in tribute. Well, if I have to, I'll take one for the team.

Mad Dog Buzz Sawyer's giant furry dog boots fucking ruled.

Dusty's promo kinda choked me up. Fucking awesome. And Stephanie giving him a Bed, Bath, and Beyond gift card was so bitchy. Her giving Dusty a "Sophie's Choice" moment was so evil in every way, bringing up Dusty neglecting Dustin, just everything about that ruled. Including the Big Show part, which I thought was great.

The first match in that Patterson/ Backlund MSG series is fucking tremendous.

Armstrongs and Rhodes families vs McMahons? Yes, please.

Buncha Jean Dixons here using psychic abilities to shit on stuff that hasn't happened yet.

RVD has a great ass, just saying.

This was do much fun to do, and is honestly a great piece of Internet radio. The opening 20 minutes on Bob Backlund is essential listening, no shit. And we kill.